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Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

Wall Balls posted:

this thread is a great knife nerd honeypot

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Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

does cold steel make a $30 version of that piece of sharpened frozen poo poo that guy used to stab up his dog, i've always wanted one of those

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av
I have one of cold steel's plastic bats, the short one. It's heavier and harder than it looks, and a great stress reliever

It's a pretty embarrassing purchase in retrospect

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

TapTheForwardAssist posted:

Wanting an assegai, or injuring myself by twirling a plastic knife around my finger?

either/or

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
ttfa arent you like 5' tall how tiny must your hands be?

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

Phobophilia posted:

ttfa arent you like 5' tall how tiny must your hands be?

5'6".

FRINGE
May 23, 2003
title stolen for lf posting

Wall Balls posted:

does cold steel make a $30 version of that piece of sharpened frozen poo poo that guy used to stab up his dog, i've always wanted one of those
Well they make a buffalo killing knife, does that count?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQnZyeukczI&t=660s

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

hackbunny posted:

I have one of cold steel's plastic bats, the short one. It's heavier and harder than it looks, and a great stress reliever

It's a pretty embarrassing purchase in retrospect

what's a really embarrassing purchase is... your forums account :xd:

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

hackbunny posted:

I have one of cold steel's plastic bats, the short one. It's heavier and harder than it looks, and a great stress reliever

It's a pretty embarrassing purchase in retrospect

how much lube do you need to relieve stress with it

FRINGE
May 23, 2003
title stolen for lf posting
Spears: not just for boars.

http://www.coldsteel.com/Cold-Steel-Boar-Spear-Defends-Family-From-Cougar-Attack.aspx

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

i keep a board with nails in it by my door in case a bear attacks my children

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.

Sometimes cats get in my yard and start fighting outside my window. I'm worried their quarrels will soon be directed at me. Is that the cold steel product I need?

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Cold Steel President Lynn C Thompson said: "This is an awesome story of courage under pressure. This loving husband gathered his nerve and nailed his life to his spine. He grabbed the boar spear and faced a cougar to protect his loved one! It doesn't get more primal than that!"

Holy gently caress Lynn try not to blow your load over how awesome COLD STEEL is

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
I demand credit for this story as I posted it pages ago. Honor me.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Ramsus posted:

I demand credit for this story as I posted it pages ago. Honor me.

youre fuckin cool

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Ramsus posted:

I demand credit for this story as I posted it pages ago. Honor me.

i remember when you did that, and ill back you up on it

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


ZombieParts posted:

I'm worried their quarrels will soon be directed at me. Is that the cold steel product I need?

No you need a crossbow for that idiot.

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.

Sappo569 posted:

Cold Steel President Lynn C Thompson said: "This is an awesome story of courage under pressure. This loving husband gathered his nerve and nailed his life to his spine. He grabbed the boar spear and faced a cougar to protect his loved one! It doesn't get more primal than that!"

Holy gently caress Lynn try not to blow your load over how awesome COLD STEEL is

:saddowns:

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

so wouldn't a short assegai be like a regular spear for you?

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Top City Homo posted:

blackjacks are illegal but cool

theyre so small no one would know

The one that got me was ASP extendable batons are considered in most counties to be illegal for civilian use.

A FUCKIN CANARY!!
Nov 9, 2005


This thread has reminded me of this old video. Thanks, thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_RpbaUU7NI

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye
Watching the cold steel vids with the old lady head bouncing around. 5 stars.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Agag posted:

Bet I can kill more people with a pipe wrench and crowbar than some fat sperg can with his finest daikatana.

Cops can't do poo poo about my toolshed!

pretty much anyone can make daikatana their bitch

FRINGE
May 23, 2003
title stolen for lf posting

Decrepus posted:

No you need a crossbow for that idiot.
Perhaps a blowgun?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz5VDdHNQ4o&t=45s

Shooting boots at 1:10

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Sappo569 posted:

Cold Steel President Lynn C Thompson said: "This is an awesome story of courage under pressure. This loving husband gathered his nerve and nailed his life to his spine. He grabbed the boar spear and faced a cougar to protect his loved one! It doesn't get more primal than that!"

Holy gently caress Lynn try not to blow your load over how awesome COLD STEEL is

I'll pipewrench a cougar like it was nothing.


Poor lady has a husband that makes here go camping AND spends money on Cold Steel products. Some people have no luck.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

FRINGE posted:

Perhaps a blowgun?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz5VDdHNQ4o&t=45s

Shooting boots at 1:10

So much needless slaughter of rubber animal models by a grown man in shorts.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

withak posted:

So much needless slaughter of rubber animal models by a grown man in shorts.

Cold steel spends millions of dollars on plastic animals and matte paintings each year.

I am not a book
Mar 9, 2013

withak posted:

So much needless slaughter of rubber animal models by a grown man in shorts.

If a 4 inch crocodile ever comes at you, you'll be safe.

G-III
Mar 4, 2001

FRINGE posted:

Perhaps a blowgun?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz5VDdHNQ4o&t=45s

Shooting boots at 1:10

This was in the related videos. Our ditch digging dog the bounty hunter friend turns into a literal psychopath and kills live woodland creatures with blowdarts laced with rattlesnake venom.

http://youtu.be/bsil_uOhuN0

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye
"Looks just like a rattler, but different." Deep words of wisdom from weirdo.

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.

FRINGE posted:

Perhaps a blowgun?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz5VDdHNQ4o&t=45s

Shooting boots at 1:10

I wonder how many thousands takes it took to "get" that kind of accuracy out of a blowgun with no sights.

fanged wang
Nov 1, 2014

by Ralp

Nutsngum posted:

I wonder how many thousands takes it took to "get" that kind of accuracy out of a blowgun with no sights.

probably, like, one take. cold steel may be goofy fat fucks but they're not gonna be caught dead selling a blowgun that wouldn't kill a small child at 20 paces

R-Type
Oct 10, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
I own the greatsword and I have hunted feral hogs and sliced them into ham with it it's loving great

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
I'm not sold on the blowgun, how many gallows-pullups can it withstand?

e] Forums Hero Bushman used a Cold Steel Boar Spear to slaughter tons of feral hogs and made an amazing thread about it.

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SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.

fanged wang posted:

probably, like, one take. cold steel may be goofy fat fucks but they're not gonna be caught dead selling a blowgun that wouldn't kill a small black child at 20 paces

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