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exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

I liked these better when it was just fat dudes wailing on water bottles and shoes filled with meat.

# ¿ Nov 17, 2014 01:54

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 04:37

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

FRINGE posted:

Some are amazing some are medium-bad. Different forges and designs. They had some Chinese style blades years ago that were extremely good. (They are all out of production.)

How can you tell a sword is well-made if it's not immediately apparent by looking at it.

Are there still sword experts in the world who are like "ah yes, the shape of the blade is finely crafted for maximum thrust" or whatever.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 03:33

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Really getting sick of all these boring swords that do nothing but add incrementally more meatshoe damage.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 03:37

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

I love it when their big fat bellies make them go off balance after a decisive strike upon an intimidating cat scratching post

# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 05:36

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Holy lol someone please make an animated .gif of this guy's routine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJldHu-et7c&t=88s

# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 05:52

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

proof of concept posted:

*flail arms*
*flail leg*
*spin!*

# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 10:49

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 04:37

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

etalian posted:

I love the post apocalypse wasteland city background.

Just another Sunday afternoon in Obama's America.

# ¿ Nov 21, 2014 20:18

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