paranoid randroid posted:

im the dude who looks super disappointed that he gets to cut a rope after all the other guys got the hack up pigs and ballistic dummies and poo poo

Arian_Samurai posted:

Goodbye wife, I'm off to work at the combat shovel factory

paranoid randroid posted:

i hope my boss, Nazi Fatso, appreciates all the hard work i have done to land that Murderbat contract

Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

Of course the upside to a cheap sword is that you waste less money on it than an expensive sword.

Trochanter posted:

I found meat foot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dxzx1YytRnQ&t=101s

TapTheForwardAssist posted:

Just get a regular cane... purpose designed for busting the heads of the Redcoats of Perfidious Albion.


http://www.coldsteel.com/Product/91PBS/IRISH_BLACKTHORN_WALKING_STICK.aspx



But only get it if you're Irish, otherwise that's cultural appropriation.




EDIT: my list of nerdy stuff I want to have on display in the house when I stop traveling for work so much: assegai spear for throwing in the backyard, medieval crossbow for hanging on wall and occasionally shooting stuff, a clavichord for playing Bach, an artillery compass like I used in the Iraq War, and a small typewriter in Perso-Arabic script.

FRINGE posted:

How it vibrates, where the balance is, cut something non-trivial. If you think the tang is fraudulent then dissasemble the cap/grip/hilt.

Shape doesnt mean much. Theres been a sword of every loving hosed up shape ever over the last few millenia. The curved-vs-straight argument will never end, among others.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcLH9p-mKsY

proof of concept posted:

*flail arms*
*flail leg*
*spin!*

girth brooks part 2 posted:

battle dildo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sU1P55Z4eD4&t=36s

Agag posted:

All these "prepper" guys are mostly looking forward to shooting/chopping a lot of non-whites, less interested in farming and water purification.

Agag posted:

They pretty much say both.

I used to troll a few right-wing forums and the prepper threads would all eventually devolve into arguments over which rifle caliber was sufficient for "bringing down a charging buck friend of the family" type poo poo. Its almost exclusively a WP scene.

InterFaced posted:

This guy is dressed even more like a nazi than usual.

Improbable Lobster posted:

Seeing these doughy motherfuckers chop up ballistic gel dummies makes me realize that pre-rifle battlefields must have just been covered in limbs after a war.

etalian posted:

Ironclad owned in this respect:
http://www.ign.com/videos/2011/05/18/ironclad-exclusive-clip-castle-siege


a MP game that owns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ5yiFwuW0Q

Xarthor posted:

Ramsus posted:

Seems good for the price. I've never thrown it at anything though.

But the first time I took the sheath off was kind of a holy poo poo moment. Getting stuck with that huge goddamn thing would be one of the most terrible things to go through.

e. Just look at the damage this thing can do, and that's not going all the way in. This is the boar spear btw, but the assegai has the same head. The boar spear just has the prongs that doesn't let it go in any further.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXHZ3ImqMv4

OMFG FURRY posted:

new call of duty looks pretty sick

etalian posted:

Unlike in the movies getting knocked out and going unconscious for minutes has lots of health risks like permanent brain damage.