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feeling a little sore, think i slept on my balls wrong last night, comments and/or suggestions? women just read 'ovaries' instead of 'balls' itt, im trying to be more gender inclusive
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Nov 17, 2014 04:56
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rub them yes, just like that
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Nov 17, 2014 04:56
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sitz bath
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Nov 17, 2014 04:59
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u got ball cancer
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Nov 17, 2014 05:00
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:u got ball cancer is jerking off the cure? please say yes
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Nov 17, 2014 05:02
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icy hot
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Nov 17, 2014 05:02
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you irl posted:feeling a little sore, think i slept on my balls wrong last night, comments and/or suggestions? You need some supportive underwear
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Nov 17, 2014 05:02
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you should cradle your balls in your hands for the next 48 hours at least, in their irritated state they are vulnerable to more severe and long lasting damage. If it's available slather them in icy hot to relieve some of the tension but make sure your balls stay protected in the palm of your hand. It may be awkward in a public environment but do you really want to risk severely damaging your balls beyond repair? Better 2 days of awkwardness then spending the rest of your life with useless, broken testicles.
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Nov 17, 2014 05:03
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how do you sleep on your balls
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Nov 17, 2014 05:05
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you irl posted:is jerking off the cure? please say yes jerking off spreads it faster
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Nov 17, 2014 05:05
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Hexel posted:You need some supportive underwear i sleep nude in a hammock and sometimes my scrote gets stuck through one of the holes but i can't change this is my life
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Nov 17, 2014 05:06
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Just have them removed. They weren't doing you any good and without them your penis will look bigger.
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Nov 17, 2014 05:06
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Use a cardboard tube that wrapping paper comes on. Place it so it traps one of the nuts on a countertop. Drop a C or D battery down the tube. Repeat with other nut, alternating until no more can be taken.
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Nov 17, 2014 05:07
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dip em in salt and then put em on ice. should heklp
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Nov 17, 2014 05:07
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Waltzing Along posted:how do you sleep on your balls well sometimes i tuck my balls up under my butt but if i roll over well they squashed
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Nov 17, 2014 05:07
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have you tried acupuncture? you dont need any training, just try it yourself
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Nov 17, 2014 05:07
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maybe op is an old man and his balls hang down to his knees and he just loses track of them from time to time
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Nov 17, 2014 05:08
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a hole-y ghost posted:have you tried acupuncture? do i acupuncture my nuts directly? bc that's a normal part of my sex life except it's a 6 foot chinese lady i call yellow goddess doing it so idk how doing it any more would help tbh
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Nov 17, 2014 05:11
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aquaphor bro
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Nov 17, 2014 05:11
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Mustang posted:maybe op is an old man and his balls hang down to his knees and he just loses track of them from time to time please dont discuss my knees itt thx
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Nov 17, 2014 05:12
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it means they are ripe you know what to do
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Nov 17, 2014 05:14
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you irl posted:do i acupuncture my nuts directly? bc that's a normal part of my sex life except it's a 6 foot chinese lady i call yellow goddess doing it so idk how doing it any more would help tbh
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Nov 17, 2014 05:16
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update: balls still sore how long will this last, when i sneeze twice in a row im afraid ill never stop sneezing like that one guy that sneezed for years, what if my balls are sore for years?
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Nov 17, 2014 05:50
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Hugh Malone posted:it means they are ripe i wait for them to fall off on their own and collect them from the ground before animals scavenge them?
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Nov 17, 2014 05:51
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don't sit on your balls be careful
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Nov 17, 2014 05:51
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Place some muscle rub like BenGay on your balls and surrounding area. poo poo helps for any aches I get.
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Nov 17, 2014 05:55
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BouncingBuckyBalls posted:Place some muscle rub like BenGay on your balls and surrounding area. poo poo helps for any aches I get. your username is triggering me
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Nov 17, 2014 05:57
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BouncingBuckyBalls posted:Place some muscle rub like BenGay on your balls and surrounding area. poo poo helps for any aches I get. seriouspost do this
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Nov 17, 2014 06:08
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Thought title said 'balls soirče, suggestions?'. Goddammit I had so much content but if you don't want a classy ball party that's on you
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Nov 17, 2014 06:16
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cup your balls with your hands, not too tight but not too lose you dont want to hurt them nore. leave it there for at least 30 secs rub and stracth a bit too. then smell your hand keep huffing your farts and foreskin i have been heavily for hours
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Nov 17, 2014 06:18
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id go to a balls soirče if i was invited
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Nov 17, 2014 06:19
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Go to the doctor and don't risk ball death. Even if you don't have insurance. Not kidding.
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Nov 17, 2014 06:22
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Tip 1: shave your balls and dress them up like green pimento olives. Put your junk through a hoagie and walk around the party having a larf with good chums
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Nov 17, 2014 06:23
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wtsnaename posted:Go to the doctor and don't risk ball death. Even if you don't have insurance. Not kidding. true, wouldn't want one of your balls to be twisted up and have it die and rot off
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Nov 17, 2014 06:27
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lonesomedwarf posted:id go to a balls soirče if i was invited who needs an invitation
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Nov 17, 2014 06:34
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7 - ? BYOB/B
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Nov 17, 2014 06:42
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Singles/triples please declare at door
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Nov 17, 2014 06:43
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Remove them.
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Nov 17, 2014 07:25
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Oh gently caress... This again.
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Nov 17, 2014 07:25
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Its gonna get weird again. 
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Nov 17, 2014 07:28
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