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chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

i mean, it was a million loving dollars, you're just going to cash that kind of money, for a kid without, like, checking with ANYONE?

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Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.
Because it was a lovely movie.

fist4jesus
Nov 24, 2002
Because you touch yourself at night.

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Mr. McIntosh

Don Mega
Nov 26, 2005

Trip Daddy X posted:

Mr. McIntosh

ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:


Snakebites or whatever that piercing is called looks like such poo poo

Don Mega
Nov 26, 2005
didn't the 12 yr old bang the grown woman at the end also??

Observe Me
Jan 21, 2006

I know shits bad right now with all that starving bullshit and the dust storms and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution!
I wish Tone Loc was my friend, I want to hear him talk all day

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Don Mega posted:

didn't the 12 yr old bang the grown woman at the end also??

no she's like "i'll bang you when you're 18" which is also still pretty offensive and creepy

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh



I can't remember when I looked like when i was kid years old

pretty soft girl
Oct 1, 2004

my dead grandfather fights better than you
for the longest time I was convinced this was a mccauley caulkin movie and was really confused when I looked it up as an adult

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

pretty soft girl posted:

for the longest time I was convinced this was a mccauley caulkin movie and was really confused when I looked it up as an adult
You may be thinking of Richie Rich.

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

And Blank Check was awesome.

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
a million bucks went way farther back then lol

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
I bet that kid taunted Jake Lloyd about how he got to kiss the hot older woman in his movie.

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

Wait a second. The hot lady in Blank Check was the hot criminal lady in Dumb & Dumber. How am I just learning this now?

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


The hot older woman in that movie still looks v hot! :O

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
BUTT TO FACE

Berk Berkly
Apr 9, 2009

by zen death robot
I wonder what it is about being a child actor that turns you into a horrible freak later in life.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
I forgot all about that movie.

I used to love it.

:dance:

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION
i bet macaulay culkin and brian bonsall look at jonathan lipnicki and openly weep at the hideous monsters they have become

Mac Tonight
Mar 12, 2006

aw yeah tahts it man
butt to face
butt to face
butt to face
butt to face

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
what about butt to face

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Chill la Chill posted:

The hot older woman in that movie still looks v hot! :O

Seriously the pedophilia stuff is icky but that woman was fine.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
Dont worry fellas, its the good pedophilia

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
why didnt he writ ea 2 million dollar check?

AntifaSupersoldier
Jul 30, 2003

Reality is what you can get away with
Hell Gem

Gutcruncher posted:

Dont worry fellas, its the good pedophilia
like the kind in BIG

Basch lives!
May 31, 2011
Grimy Drawer
Dinosaur Gum

Trip Daddy X posted:

I can't remember when I looked like when i was kid years old

On a similar note, I can't remember what I did on the New Year's Eve before year kid.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Thank you for helping me remember the "butt to face" scene. It is as iconic as the plane scene from North by Northwest

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Blank Check is one of the best movies of my childhood. Maybe Heavyweights too. You're never going to bring this movie down for me OP. I'll send Juice after you.

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


i used to think it was cool that he had a slide in his office until people did it in real life :(

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

that slide was loving dope.

PandaCookies
Mar 19, 2009

Delicious endangered confection!

CelticPredator posted:

that slide was loving dope.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
lol checks

you still use them

Dr_Amazing
Apr 15, 2006

It's a long story
The badguys were laundering money or something. They had a whole arrangement where a guy would come in on a certain day with a million dollar check from a specific person. So it all made perfect sense.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
That fountain with all the water jets was pretty cool.

Zeniel
Oct 18, 2013

Berk Berkly posted:

I wonder what it is about being a child actor that turns you into a horrible freak later in life.

Didn't hurt Kurt Russel none.

Fusilli Jerry
Dec 13, 2013

ASSMAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1rbgxR_9uA

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
even when that movie came out and I was a little kid I was thinking 'a million dollars really isn't all that much money; how is he buying all this poo poo? That house alone is probably more than a million.'

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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
bc john candy was an angel sent from god to teach the kid a lesson about humility and the value of things

so he handwaves and the bank manager had a brain embolism and died and THATS HOW BAGBIES ARE MADE

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