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In the words of Special Agent Dale Cooper:quote:Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it. Don't wait for it. Just let it happen. It could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot black coffee. With thi s in mind, GBs, what did you do to treat yourself today? If you say "nothing", then explain why; are you poor? Depressed? Do you feel like you don't deserve or need a present? Think about why you're, sad. I hope this can be a positive thread that encourages the sad and lonely goons of GBS to show themselves a bit of love, but not in "that" way... and remember that your best friend, is yourself.
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I treated myself to posting in the something awful dot com forums while I should have been working.
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Nov 17, 2014 16:03
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I've been treating myself to a baby wipe following explosive diarrhea every 20 minutes. I'm sick. Give me tips for improving my butt.
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Nov 17, 2014 16:09
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I got up at 5am, though I had woken up before my alarm. Then I forced myself into a shower where I stood for 10 minutes before washing. Then I dressed and had some oatmeal. Then I got in my car and began my commute. It was 40 degrees. 45 minutes later I made it to the office and I am still cold. But i will go get a Starbuck soon and then work or something.
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Nov 17, 2014 16:13
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So, I have treated myself poorly because I need to in order to support myself financially. Whoopee!!
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Nov 17, 2014 16:14
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used not one but two stevia packets in my coffee today
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Nov 17, 2014 16:46
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I'm cancelling my Wednesday meeting. It's the best. The best feeling.
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Nov 17, 2014 16:47
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I ate a chocolate
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Nov 17, 2014 16:48
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i think im gonna go eat some pancakes
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Nov 17, 2014 16:50
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woke up, immediately jerked off
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Nov 17, 2014 16:53
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I'll be treating myself to a nice double whiskey and coke after work later
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Nov 17, 2014 16:54
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I bought some nerd stuff that I wanted to buy, but never did because of a traumatic memory of my father yelling at me that I'm wasting my money on bullshit.
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Nov 17, 2014 16:58
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I treated myself by buying $7 disposable razors today instead of the $2 ones that tear up your face.
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Nov 17, 2014 16:59
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i woke up at 5 am and soon im going to get my vein punctured by an amateur, untrained phlebotomist
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Nov 17, 2014 17:16
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Ramsus posted:I've been treating myself to a baby wipe following explosive diarrhea every 20 minutes. I'm sick. Give me tips for improving my butt.
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Nov 17, 2014 17:21
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i'm gonna get a six pack of beer then some fried chicken (maybe a milkshake too?) after work
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Nov 17, 2014 17:24
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I'm going to treat myself by watching 1 or more episodes of Twin Peaks on Hulu
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Nov 17, 2014 17:29
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I had a physical today to be able to get a deduction on my insanely high medical insurance through work. They probably know everything that is bad about me and will fire me in the coming months. Not really, because I have a clean bill of health. The anal probing during the checkup was just a bonus.
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Nov 17, 2014 17:30
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Reading this luxurious thread, OP
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Nov 17, 2014 17:30
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treated myself to my last smoke, that's the trick. i came up with this quote a while ago for twitter i think it's funny i'm not sure what it means though.
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Nov 17, 2014 17:33
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Dr. Heart Collapse posted:treated myself to my last smoke, that's the trick. your sure to be trending in no time
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Nov 17, 2014 17:34
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Darth123123 posted:your sure to be trending in no time i actually have 3 accounts, StrayingwithmyB, ViolationBlack and LynxzVIPSTAR i'm proud of my twitters
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Nov 17, 2014 17:42
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Dr. Heart Collapse posted:treated myself to my last smoke, that's the trick.
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Nov 17, 2014 17:42
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If there's anything goons need more of in their lives, it's self indulgence. Thanks for this thread OP.
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Nov 17, 2014 17:42
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i convinced someone i am qualified & would be a good keynote speaker for their technology conference
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Nov 17, 2014 17:44
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speaking of no time, i have confidence my 7 youtube videos are gonna hit the big time one day https://www.youtube.com/lynxz be sure to check them out 
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Nov 17, 2014 17:45
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FordPRefectLL posted:i think im gonna go eat some pancakes i ended up having strawberry french toast
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Nov 17, 2014 17:46
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I just woke up, give me a minute.
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Nov 17, 2014 17:47
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OK I, um, just ate a burrito and I'm going back to sleep.
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Nov 17, 2014 17:48
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I'm about to treat myself to a high calorie frozen dinner vs. the weight watchers poo poo I usually buy 
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Nov 17, 2014 17:49
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i made some really good coffee with cardamom, black pepper, and cinnamon in it
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Nov 17, 2014 18:09
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I woke myself up with a handjob.
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Nov 17, 2014 18:21
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I treated myself to a day of exploding nerds in spaceships instead of doing chores.
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Nov 17, 2014 18:23
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my bike tube popped and i had to walk 5 miles in 35 degree rainy weather to work, so i am treating myself to paying someone else to replace it
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Nov 17, 2014 18:26
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Herion
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Nov 17, 2014 18:32
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I went to the store but I didn't buy any soda or candy like I normally would so it's like reverse treating. It's a treat for my lovely fat body.
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Nov 17, 2014 18:55
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I took myself to the clinic to figure what this puss is coming out of my back. Doctor said its treatable, so now I'm basically treating myself at home with antibiotics.
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Nov 17, 2014 18:58
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I slept in. Later Im gonna eat out.
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Nov 17, 2014 19:05
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Ramsus posted:I've been treating myself to a baby wipe following explosive diarrhea every 20 minutes. I'm sick. Give me tips for improving my butt. kegels will help you control the flow and squirt diarrhea over longer distances with better accuracy
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Nov 17, 2014 19:06
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PixieDreamGirl posted:I took myself to the clinic to figure what this puss is coming out of my back. Doctor said its treatable, so now I'm basically treating myself at home with antibiotics. Who gets to rub ointment on your puss infested backside? loving grosss. I hope you treat them to something nice.
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