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Bruiser
Apr 4, 2007

by Shine
ble to get laid. I mean seriously who doesn't like to have sex.

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Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
They usually ugly, too.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
"You'll have to work to earn it if you want a relationship with me and you have to understand it will NEVER be intimate" hey give yourself a little credit Tina your gunt's not THAT immovable

Bruiser
Apr 4, 2007

by Shine
"I just don't get the whole 'sex' thing you know?"


*is 5'3, 240 with acne*

Mulva
Sep 13, 2011
It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.

Bruiser posted:

ble to get laid. I mean seriously who doesn't like to have sex.

People who discovered heroin.

Bruiser
Apr 4, 2007

by Shine
that just means their dick doesn't work while high

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




If asexual people jerk it are they still technically asexual since they are achieving a sexual release?

Bruiser
Apr 4, 2007

by Shine
What would they jerk it to? Like, a blank sheet of newsprint or like an undressed mannequin?

Bruiser
Apr 4, 2007

by Shine
anyone i've met that identifies as asexual looks like the kind of person that loves watching japanese piss cartoons.

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:
Asexuals never get to score.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Bruiser posted:

*is 5'3, 240 with acne*

quit doxxing me

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
i envy people who don't have monkey urges apart from thirst and hunger

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

generative grammer posted:

i envy people who don't have monkey urges apart from thirst and hunger
are you tellin me you want to have sex with a monkey :wth:

de_dust
Jan 21, 2009

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
if you cant take me at my worst then you dont deserve me AT MY BEST

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

de_dust posted:

if you cant take me at my worst then you dont deserve me AT MY BEST

piss and poo poo down all my holes

5er
Jun 1, 2000

Qapla' to a true warrior! :patriot:

Bruiser posted:

"I just don't get the whole 'sex' thing you know?"


*is 5'3, 240 with acne*

String Beans posted:

Asexuals never get to score.

gotta admit, it's a pretty clever plan to turn 'too ugly, awkward and malhygenic to hook up' around to 'I choose not to hook up :smuggo:'

hope it works out for them

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
asexual people think they can puppetmaster defense their basic unfulfilled human biological urges away.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
it's pretty cool to be quite honest, like seeing a little boner perfectly preserved in amber.

Bruiser
Apr 4, 2007

by Shine
like do these dudes accidentally touch their dick in the shower and just cum buckets?

de_dust
Jan 21, 2009

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
green cum buckets

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
just virgins trying to carpe diem

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

They are doomed.

Prawned
Oct 25, 2010

asexuals have actuyally transcended to the next phase in human evolution, like xmen

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Wicker Man posted:

They usually ugly, too.

morrissey thinks you mum was ugly too cos he won't gently caress her

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Prawned posted:

asexuals have actuyally transcended to the next phase in human evolution, like xmen

if only they were Super Genius Coders instead of Talespin Connoisseurs..

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Prawned posted:

asexuals have actuyally transcended to the next phase in human evolution, like xmen

SeX-Men

Bruiser
Apr 4, 2007

by Shine

Prawned posted:

asexuals have actuyally transcended to the next phase in human evolution, like xmen

Well you see, in issue 47 *talks about xmen for 45 goddamn minutes on a date*

Action Yak
Nov 9, 2008

Hello it's me the person who had an extremely embarrassing meltdown.
I am obligated to post any time asexuals are mentioned.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Wait - there are people who claim to not want sex?!?!!

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



What's dumber, asexual or incel?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Quote-Unquote posted:

What's dumber, asexual or incel?

Both.

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Action Yak Police posted:

Hello it's me the person who had an extremely embarrassing meltdown.
I am obligated to post any time asexuals are mentioned.

i remember you - no rapsheet - links please

Action Yak
Nov 9, 2008

generative grammer posted:

i remember you - no rapsheet - links please
I replaced all my posts in that thread with the Chronicals of Riddick vhs tape thing in an effort to pretend that it never happened.

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:
Pretty sure asexual is a code word for "I give up"

Bruiser
Apr 4, 2007

by Shine

Action Yak Police posted:

Hello it's me the person who had an extremely embarrassing meltdown.
I am obligated to post any time asexuals are mentioned.

*sits in a chair AC Slater style*


Gimmie the run-down, champ. What happened.

Action Yak
Nov 9, 2008

Bruiser posted:

*sits in a chair AC Slater style*


Gimmie the run-down, champ. What happened.
Wow, I must really loving hate myself to bring this up.
I argued with some people for like three pages that asexual people aren't crazy before then revealing that I, myself, am loving crazy and also a whiny pansy.

Edit: loving typos

Action Yak fucked around with this message at 22:06 on Nov 17, 2014

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Action Yak Police posted:

Wow, I must really loving hate myself for bringing this up.
I argued with some people for like three pages that asexual people aren't crazy before then revealing that I, myself, and loving crazy and also a whiny pansy.

Bruiser
Apr 4, 2007

by Shine

Action Yak Police posted:

Wow, I must really loving hate myself for bringing this up.
I argued with some people for like three pages that asexual people aren't crazy before then revealing that I, myself, and loving crazy and also a whiny pansy.

*nods*

it's okay manno. have you had sex yet or are you still trying to dive in to that sweet foof.

Babby Sathanas
May 16, 2006

bearbating is now adorable
asexual people do exist but there are way more loud crazy people on the internet so you only see the loud crazy asexual people

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Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
people have different tastes. why is important to you or anyone here to invalidate the preferences of other people?

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