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How grumpy will grumpy cat be
Mad at WWE's traditional fall season booking
Disgusted at the animal cruelty shown by Adam Rose
Frustrated chasing around El Torito's torn-off tail
She's twerking!
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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
"You guys need us, that's why we hired the serial killer."

Also god drat Lana. :allears:

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
BIG BELTS

REAL SVELTE

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
I like that the back of his bright red weightlifter belt says "BIG GUY."

Basically I like everything about Ryback right now, keep doing it. Thanks.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
EVERYBODY'S WEARING BELTS TODAY

TEAM BELT VERSUS TEAM AUTHORITY

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Team Authority has like nine people, that can't be fair.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
"Heh"
-Seth Rollins

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Dolph Ziggler: Too dumb to stop getting murdered

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Fauxhawk Express posted:

did the show begin with an authority promo

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn—Yes.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

fatherdog posted:

WHAT A MANEUVER

im dyin

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Harper kicked so hard he staggers up and is like, "The gently caress? This isn't Chikara. Where have I been the last two years?"

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Oh good, we gave the crazy man our #2 belt. This can in no way backfire on the Authority.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
I'm... I'm not entire sure Luke isn't going to just eat that belt on national TV.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
And the :captainpop: look down at Ziggler to cinch it. Nice.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Gracen is here for grumpy cat









And Ryback

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Just a reminder that grumpy cat is grumpy because his face is deformed with tumors and poo poo and his owners are shamelessly pimping him out

Considering it's a her I'm somewhat in doubt of where you're getting your info

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Don't boo grumpy cat, idiots.

tbh she doesn't give a gently caress

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Seriously someone report these fucks to the ASPCA, that cat can't be enjoying this



INCOMING PARTY DICTATOR

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Nilbop posted:

Dude then they'd give you that parasite that makes you think you're in the Heavy Metal movie all the time.

They... they have one of those?

Hmm.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Can I be a Tarakian if I catch it? I want to be a Tarakian.

Bird Tribe for life, 420 ride pteron erry day

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Omally posted:

grumpy cat walks out to the ring, puts on a grumpy cat mask, cuts a poignant, prescient promo that leaves the audience cheering as loud as they can, and dies

"I am Grumpy Cat, you are the Grumpy Cat fans, and idgaf"

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Ninja PD posted:

Is there an organized famous viral pet scene?

out

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Okay, Kruger, now snap and murder the bunny.

Do it. Give in.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Well that was a thing.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

fatherdog posted:

The Bunny is Val Venis.

You laugh, but he did a Money Shot once that was basically exactly the way Val delivers splashes and wow this sounds pretty bad out of context.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Ozz81 posted:

Leo Kruger: "I used to be Adam Rose, then a giant rabbit hosed me back into reality. Literally."

Leo Darko

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Wyatt's already got him cleaned up, he's having a positive effect :unsmith:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Crazy demon possessed cultist: "Well that's not how that was supposed to go at all!"

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
I do love how this is going exactly like I would hope: Wyatt trying to pull his normal brainwashing schtick and it turning out that Dean is even crazier than he is.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Writer Cath posted:

I want Dean Ambrose to perform magic tricks at my birthday party.

There's going to be cake, popcorn and beer. He can pick two out of the three.

Beer and beer

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Shima Honnou posted:

Dean isn't crazy, he's able to recognize how good The Network is.

This is a weird thing to get hung up on since Mox's thing is running with any gimmick they hand him because wrestling should be dumb and fun.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Dimebags Brain posted:

Maybe Dean is actually a well-balanced individual who has already managed to work through the problems and issues of the past and unlike every other wrestler isn't reduced to a quivering wreck at the slightest mention of his family?

If the last three months have been the sign of someone who's got it together then I guess I'm off to murder my boss!

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Our big fluffy Norwegian cat is completely no-selling the kitten pouncing her

You'd think she'd have better workrates coming from the same country as Cesaro

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
... :what:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Luigi Thirty posted:

A bad comedian

He was pretty good in Cars :shobon:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
I seriously think Cesaro could just like deadlift a tractor over his head and throw it.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Striking Yak posted:

My mistake, it's actually Aksana.

Every time someone mentions her it's like someone drove a knee right through my heart :(

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Writer Cath posted:

It's almost Shakespearean.

We have a flaw, we know it will lead to our downfall, yet we cannot stop ourselves from indulging anyway.

I'm okay with this if it ends in a murder-suicide involving Vince while I'm screaming about my dad's ghost.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Dimebags Brain posted:

Cesaro has good chemistry with everyone except RVD.

It's ironic, really. :weed:

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Help, we're out of both bourbon and brandy

We have tequila left but I have a severe intolerance to agave

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