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	Mad at WWE's traditional fall season booking
	Disgusted at the animal cruelty shown by Adam Rose
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Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Mr Muggy posted:

THE CAKE IS A LIE MAGGLE

Cole: For those of you who don't know, the phrase, and I quote, "The cake is a lie" comes from a video game called Portal that came out in 2007, featuring puzzles based around the use of portals and an evil sarcastic computer.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 01:32

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 12:47

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 01:39

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Luigi Thirty posted:

This, but it's the real Triple H doing it tonight.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 02:00

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Pariah Rex posted:

I know were not supposed to remember this far back but Ryback helping Cena still bothers me because the whole reason he turned heel in the first place was because he would always help Cena then get his rear end kicked for the trouble.

To be fair, Ryback also probably hated most of team Authority, especially Seth.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 02:04

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

The Authority actually looks threatening now that it's more than just Orton, Kane, and Seth jobbing out every week. Shame it took so long for them to get more members.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 02:06

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

GrimGypsy posted:

ahahahah contract signing main event wooo~

But it's a TEN person contract signing!

# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 02:10

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

John Cena is a massive tool!

# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 02:15

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

So if Ryback comes back to the Authority, then who would he replace? Kane?

# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 02:16

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Chokes McGee posted:

Team Authority has like nine people, that can't be fair.

Yeah, but one of this is Kane, so it evens out.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 02:19

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Team Ryback is 4 Rybacks and Curtis Axel.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 02:21

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Dexo posted:

drat interference with no Kane that's impressive

If Kane interfered then the match would get thrown out.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 02:24

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Please stop staring at Ziggler's corpse like that Harper.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 02:36

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Ziggler didn't get hit by the boot, he got knocked out by the stench coming from Harper's pits.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 02:40

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

Nah she was found abandoned and half blind and then someone took care of her and she can see fully again and is basically a happy and cool dog

She was sick but she got better!

I love happy dog stories. :unsmith:

# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 02:51

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

That Guy From Pearldiver posted:

Has anything give-a-gently caress worthy happen?

The Bunny humped Adam Rose.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 02:58

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

I think the lantern is possessed by whatever fog ghost lived inside the Urn.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 03:00

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Bray is going to eat Grumpy Cat live on air.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 03:02

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Peter Bazooka posted:

Bray Wyatt revealed to be a spoiled trust fund kid.

Well his dad is IRS.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 03:04

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Pretty Lady Blob posted:

haha i like the implication that dean doesn't even have his own cell phone.

I like the implication that Dean actually has friends.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 03:06

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Oh god no, please god no!

# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 03:14

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

I hope the crowd never stops booing Larry the Cable Guy.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 03:21

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

SLATER!

# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 03:38

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

YOU CAN DO IT SLATER! :swoon:

# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 03:39

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Rhonne posted:

YOU CAN DO IT SLATER!

YOU CAN'T DO IT SLATER! :gonk:

# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 03:39

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Carver Crisis posted:

where's Titus? help your friend

He does not approve of Slater's filthy mouth.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 03:41

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

oatgan posted:

That poor cat.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 03:51

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Yo Cena, maybe you should do something about this?

# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 04:04

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

It's a bit frustrating to see all of Cena's allies get taken out like this and him doing nothing to help, only for no one to ever call him out on it. I feel like Ryback is the only one who's ever done this and they turned him heel for it.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 04:07

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

achillesforever6 posted:

Cena thinks you shouldn't need help and do it by your own bootstraps; seeing that picture with him and Romney now sadly makes sense

But they're literally on the same team! Not helping them is like he's actively pulling his own bootstraps down!

# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 04:13

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

The dumbest part about this whole this is that you just know this is going to end with the rest of Team Cena running out to help Cena and rejoin him even though he did jack poo poo for them. Oh, and Ryback will join too because reasons.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 04:19

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

BIG E

# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 04:22

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

What if the New Day joins team Cena?

# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 04:23

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Alpha3KV posted:

Hey Cena nice job appealing to Ryback after doing nothing for the guys actually on your team.

The worst part is that it's going to work.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 04:26

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Gerpy posted:

I'm pretty sure Randy Orton is going to show up at the last minute and join team cena out of spite or something.

I think he's still off filming a movie.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 04:28

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

oatgan posted:

I, Nikki, take you, John, to be my husband. I promise to be true to you in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health. and love you or hate you, I will respect you

If John ever gets Nikki pregnant, will he be there for the kids birth?

# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 04:35

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Action Shakespeare posted:

smoke ciggarettes, absorb orc armies. got it.

Smoking sounds AWESOME!

# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 04:37

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

oatgan posted:

yes but he will NOT help them with their homework

Better hope that kid never gets bullied.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 04:37

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

That cat cannot see the screen from that angle.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 04:45

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Gerpy posted:

It's twins, when the chorus hits he holds up both children to an unidentified camera. Michael Cole cries about how amazing John Cena is.

Cole: JOHN CENA IS WITHOUT A DOUBT, THE GREATEST FATHER IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD!

# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 04:46

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 12:47

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Writer Cath posted:

This is Roman Reigns playing teatime with his daughter in honor of Father's Day.

I wonder if he ever lets Ambrose babysit.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 04:49

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