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illcendiary
Dec 4, 2005

Damn, this is good coffee.
http://www.ticket760.com/onair/the-mike-taylor-show-2743/the-2k14-bagtastic-voyage-12970976

scientific poll means the people of texas have spoken :hehe:

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

hm

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
Woman Says Things, Texans Outraged

illcendiary
Dec 4, 2005

Damn, this is good coffee.
bono is also a bigger douche than ted cruz and im pretty sure wendy could have beaten bin laden

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


is that a buttplug in the word bagtastic there

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

paranoid randroid posted:

Woman Says Things, Texans Outraged

texas is the most sensitive state

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


oh i see, it's a douche nozzle. got it

illcendiary
Dec 4, 2005

Damn, this is good coffee.

ReidRansom posted:

is that a buttplug in the word bagtastic there

I think it's a joystick, also when the poll results are announced in the mornings they dub over the coolio song with some intern saying bagtastic

edit: nvm you are smarter than i am reidransom

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
who's that?

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
*cartoon sound effects* whoa hey its Spaz and Marshall in the mornings and we've got your drive time Abortion Barbie update: shes a huge bitch

Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery
who is wendy davis

and no, i'm not gonna google it

illcendiary
Dec 4, 2005

Damn, this is good coffee.

a woman who dared imply that other women have a right to choose in this wonderful state

she got crushed in the governors race

white women voted against her by a 67-33 margin or some poo poo lol

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

i dont know who that is and dont care

Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery
this is not a good thread fyi

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

illcendiary posted:

a woman who dared imply that other women have a right to choose in this wonderful state
is she the one that filibustered for like 30 hours?

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

illcendiary posted:

a woman who dared imply that other women have a right to choose in this wonderful state

she got crushed in the governors race

white women voted against her by a 67-33 margin or some poo poo lol

right to choose whether or not they murder babies

illcendiary
Dec 4, 2005

Damn, this is good coffee.

boom boom boom posted:

right to choose whether or not they murder babies

true but i think that is irrelevant or at the most very marginally relevant tbh

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
She seems ok

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




I thought Lance Armstrong was an American hero when did the narrative change :psyduck:

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Hexel posted:

I thought Lance Armstrong was an American hero when did the narrative change :psyduck:

They found out he lied about doing drugs.

I still like him. Doing drugs just proves he cared

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

boom boom boom posted:

They found out he lied about doing drugs.

I still like him. Doing drugs just proves he cared

he was passionate about always winning IMO.

Berk Berkly
Apr 9, 2009

by zen death robot

Hexel posted:

I thought Lance Armstrong was an American hero when did the narrative change :psyduck:

I'm pretty sure "Cheat, lie, and pretend you are a good person while doing it and loving over other people in the process" makes you an American Hero by default.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

etalian posted:

he was passionate about always winning IMO.

sounds like an american hero 2 me

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001

boom boom boom posted:

They found out he lied about doing drugs.

I still like him. Doing drugs just proves he cared
he didn't just do drugs, he also spitefully ruined everybody's life if they said anything about it

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

etalian posted:

he was passionate about always winning IMO.

im passionate about doing drugs

illcendiary
Dec 4, 2005

Damn, this is good coffee.

etalian posted:

he was passionate about always winning IMO.

Except when it comes to radio polls :confused:

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
bicyclist performance enhancement sounds like an ancient druidic blood rite

yes, draw my blood that i might shoot up with it later. in doing so i draw closer to the cycle-mother and learn the language of teh birds

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

paranoid randroid posted:

bicyclist performance enhancement sounds like an ancient druidic blood rite

yes, draw my blood that i might shoot up with it later. in doing so i draw closer to the cycle-mother and learn the language of teh birds
Basically this but they pump the blood full of oxygen and then reinject it.

Dianetics
Jun 6, 2014
How much can a person earn as a back alley abortionist?

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




Berk Berkly posted:

I'm pretty sure "Cheat, lie, and pretend you are a good person while doing it and loving over other people in the process" makes you an American Hero by default.

Haha so that makes him at best as good as a politician.

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

thanks for whatever this is op

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
lance monoball, step forward. you have earned the highest honor this circle of magicians and lore-speakers can bestow: getting injected full of your own blood and then being ritually garotted and thrown in a bog

illcendiary
Dec 4, 2005

Damn, this is good coffee.

Yivgev posted:

thanks for whatever this is op

Ur welcome friend :yum:

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

36 million dollars well spent by the DNC

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Lance Armstrongs only victims were French competitors. This is a good thing. They should of threw the races anyway because we saved them in ww2.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Guancho posted:

who is wendy davis

and no, i'm not gonna google it

I think she's the daughter of the Wendy's guy?

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

illcendiary posted:

scientific poll means the people* of texas have spoken :hehe:
*texans are not people

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
http://www.amazon.com/Mizuno-Womens-Wave-Rider-Running/dp/B008KFY53K

Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp

I'm Crap posted:

he didn't just do drugs, he also spitefully ruined everybody's life if they said anything about it

He also lied about the nut-cancer too - never had it, was just a massive
sympathy card he played. It's, uhhh, documented and stuff.

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Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Prettz posted:

*texans are not people

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