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no i dont want to drink your marshmallow banana stout, gently caress you
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I guess youll just have to drink my cum instead
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Nov 18, 2014 05:15
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Prison wine was ahead of the microbrew curve
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Nov 18, 2014 05:15
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i like the good kind of beer, the kind thats made in a brewery by a professional and not in some guys basement
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Nov 18, 2014 05:17
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I have had one and only one friend who offered me a home brewed beer that actually made good beer. He didn't make weird or experimental flavors though he'd just brew a blonde or whatever. Everyone else I've tried home brews from has been been awful.
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Nov 18, 2014 05:18
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does it get you drunk? thats all that matters
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Nov 18, 2014 05:19
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Parallax Scroll posted:i like the good kind of beer, the kind thats made in a brewery by a professional and not in some guys basement Next you're going to be telling me that you think amateur pornography is no good...
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Nov 18, 2014 05:19
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oh you use natural carbonation? thats great ill make sure not to drink the yeast sludge at the bottom then so i dont get diarrhea
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Nov 18, 2014 05:21
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Parallax Scroll posted:oh you use natural carbonation? thats great ill make sure not to drink the yeast sludge at the bottom then so i dont get diarrhea does the diarrhea sludge gently caress you up?
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Nov 18, 2014 05:21
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hmm a vanilla peanut butter ipa what a great idea, youre so original
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Nov 18, 2014 05:23
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It's a little thick, but the price is right
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Nov 18, 2014 05:23
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its cool i got some that tasted like industrial adhesive (was supposed to be a coffee stout)
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jarvis cocker posted:does the diarrhea sludge gently caress you up? Beer yeast flora battles gut flora. There is no winner.
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Nov 18, 2014 05:24
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I had a porter where they got drunk during the process and threw marshmallows in and called it s'more beer and it was amazing. Granted this guy owned a legit brewery.
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Nov 18, 2014 05:25
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then his friends told him it was really Good fuckin liars
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Nov 18, 2014 05:25
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You're crazy. You're f*cking crazy. Homebrew is always hell of potent and usually if you're drinking it it means you're at a party at the brewer's house and it will be free.
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Nov 18, 2014 05:26
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The next one is going to taste like my balls and you're going to drink it like water, you gently caress
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Nov 18, 2014 05:26
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I used to homebrew but that was before craft beer was common in my state (it used to be maxed at 6%). I don't anymore though since I don't drink that much and just buy a sixer of what I want instead of making 2.5 cases. Doesn't change the face that OP doesn't know how to pour bottle conditioned beer into a glass. Also homebrew tastes great if it's made well so maybe get smarter and or more competent friends?
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Nov 18, 2014 05:26
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ehh I've had lovely homebrews and great homebrews, just gotta do it right and not get retarded with it. someone handed me a homebrew in a tea bottle one time, I thought it was the tea and told him, "this tastes like what I'd expect a liquified and bottled old man to taste like", he was salty as gently caress the rest of the night.
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Nov 18, 2014 05:27
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Parallax Scroll posted:no i dont want to drink your marshmallow banana stout, gently caress you Bro if you never had kentucky white lightning you dont know what you're missing.
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Nov 18, 2014 05:28
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Hexel posted:Bro if you never had kentucky white lightning you dont know what you're missing. uh that's not beer
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Nov 18, 2014 05:28
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Home brewing is like growing your own weed - it's easy to do, but hard to do well
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Nov 18, 2014 05:35
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you guys ever had a beer tastes like a fart?
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jackyl posted:uh that's not beer 
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Nov 18, 2014 20:40
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tastes like a fart tho, man 
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Nov 18, 2014 20:42
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Hint: Beer sucks
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Nov 18, 2014 20:43
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Miller lite is the best beer
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Windows 98 posted:Hint: Beer sucks yea back in 1998 when all u could buy was Blatz maybe
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Nov 18, 2014 20:44
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What happens if you pee into a jug, then add a bunch of sugar to it, then put a semi-permeable membrane on top to vent gas then leave it in a temperature controlled environment for a month? Also would you have to have a yeast infection for this to work?
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Nov 18, 2014 20:45
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Professor Tomtom posted:Miller lite is the best beer are u Greek
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Nov 18, 2014 20:45
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I have a friend who wandered thru life aimlessly until he found his calling as a brewer of beer. He is happy now.
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Nov 18, 2014 20:46
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I've made two batches of homebrew so far with a friend, first was an IPA that turned out really well imo, second was an imperial stout that failed, it didn't ferment properly/long enough or something so it's too sweet and flat  But if you gently caress up you just learn from it and try again. tho I wouldnt foist my failed beers on any of my real friends
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Nov 18, 2014 20:46
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Neukoln19 posted:I have a friend who wandered thru life aimlessly until he found his calling as a brewer of beer. He is happy now. I mean that's great to hear but that's not homebrew that's work brew.
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Nov 18, 2014 20:47
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Mr. Wednesday posted:I've made two batches of homebrew so far with a friend, first was an IPA that turned out really well imo, second was an imperial stout that failed, it didn't ferment properly/long enough or something so it's too sweet and flat What did you call the IPA the name is SO important
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Nov 18, 2014 20:47
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i just like to drink root beer and pretend to get poo poo faced and crash my car and when i blow 0.0 jokes on you officer bastard
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Nov 18, 2014 20:48
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Homebrew is tasty and worthwhile. Homebrewing is fun and worthwhile. Listening to a homebrewer explain their beer is not. I am a homebrewer.
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Nov 18, 2014 20:49
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Devils Affricate posted:I guess youll just have to drink my cum instead fpa
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Nov 18, 2014 20:51
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Not Nipsy Russell posted:Homebrew is tasty and worthwhile. what if you're into beer though I mean please don't shut me out I'd love to hear about this beer
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Nov 18, 2014 20:52
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Not Nipsy Russell posted:Homebrew is tasty and worthwhile. Fun thing is that professional brewers are far less annoying than your average overly enthusiastic homebrewer extract brewing a sriracha gose in his kitchen
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Spanish Manlove posted:What happens if you pee into a jug, then add a bunch of sugar to it, then put a semi-permeable membrane on top to vent gas then leave it in a temperature controlled environment for a month? Also would you have to have a yeast infection for this to work? If you add human feces you can make jenkem, a powerful hallucinogenic substance.
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