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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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rjmccall posted:

(Apologies if this is out-of-place here.)

Hey, TFF. You should spend Thanksgiving with your family and friends. But if you'd rather ditch them to go to a football game with a total stranger, and you'll be in the Bay Area, I have an extra ticket for the Niners/Seahawks game. Section 232, row 10, inside aisle. Must be prepared to sit next to a crazy person raving at Greg Roman for three hours. If you're interested, email me at <<<@gmail with some kind of reasonable offer, because I have no idea how to price this thing.

I just loving canceled my trip to the Bay Area! :unsmigghh:

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Codependent Poster posted:

That explains the meth habit.

They don't call it speed for nothing.

Also remember when we all laughed at him calling it the Maseratti offense?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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b0ng posted:

How many TD's does Watt need to have by the end of the regular season in order to be considered for the MVP race? 6? 7? I think if he gets another defensive score and another receiving TD he has to be up there in voting, finishing 2nd or 3rd behind whatever QB ends up with the best stats/record.

I'd say the Texans either have to make the playoffs on one or two more great games of his so that the narrative is peaking during voting or else he needs to break the sack record. Anything less and he probably just gets DPotY

*edit*

VVVVVVV
I absolutely agree, but unfortunately good smart cool thoughtful people like us TFFers don't get to vote, sports "journalists" do. :barf:

Chichevache fucked around with this message at 00:39 on Nov 19, 2014

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Chris de Sperg posted:

JJ Watt got shut down by the Raiders offense.

Iirc you were triple teaming him at one point. Seems to me he's doing an amazing job if he's occupying two additional blockers.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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ROSS MY SALAD posted:

Me arguing this at all makes me sound like a giant homer since he coached both the Chargers and Aztecs, but Don Coryell is the father of the modern day passing game. The hall of fame isn't just about numbers, it's about impact and importance, especially for a coach. Tons of coaches that DID win superbowls, including Bill Walsh, Tony Dungy, Dick Vermiel, etc, all credit Coryell's innovations and coaching style.

Just like the Ray Guy choice last year. Changing the game forever is absolutely worth a HoF bid.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Kalli posted:

So the Bills have effectively lost two days of practice, after receiving 4 ft of snow yesterday, having a driving ban in effect and are receiving another 1.5-2 ft today.

Have fun in that Jets.



No poo poo, I thought that was a still from The Thing at first.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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stubblyhead posted:

N: Fred Jackson is a good dad.

http://instagram.com/p/vjJ6-VG1zj/

V: :3:

:3:

We need to revive the Videos of Players thread.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Nail Rat posted:

We all win.

Lesean McCoy does. Please let Buffalo borrow him so he can at least have one good game this season.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Dubious posted:

he's better than Asiata, right?

Otherwise, I don't get it.

Asiata is a power back who is good at short yardage. The other back, whose name I forget, is more of a scatback. I believe Tate is supposed to be more of a feature back who is good at both styles.

I could also be totally wrong because I've only watched a little of the Vikes this year and everything I know about Tate is second-hand from this forum.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Der Meister posted:

Oh good the TV maps are out and it looks like me and everyone else in LA get to watch Detroit at New England rather than Arizona at Seattle. Of course. And CBS gives us loving Miami at Denver rather than RG3 getting murdered by Aldon Smith.

gently caress you CBS, gently caress you fox

Motherfuckers...

Gatts posted:

News: Josh Gordon coming back
Views: BROWNS GONNA BLAZE A TRAIL!!!!*

*I know...it's the Browns but gently caress you, go Browns.

Josh Gordon and blazing shouldn't go together.

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I wasn't sure if it was intentional. :shobon:

Chichevache fucked around with this message at 03:54 on Nov 20, 2014

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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News: I just remembered that Jadeveon Clowney is a football player in the NFL.

Views: Man, this season has just been a total letdown for me.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Drew Stanton is probably a huge part of that.

bigmcgaffney posted:

Bruce Arians on Seattle being favored this week: "Going up there, everybody is usually an underdog. We don't really need any more extra motivation to go play them, especially at their place. They're the world champions. We're just 9-1, we haven't done (expletive)."

I really like Arians so far. Good for the Cards.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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MourningView posted:

Yeah for real the cardinals have had to bullshit their way into a bunch of wins and have an awful QB situation, they are hardly some unbeatable juggernaut.

Thank you for being a voice of reason. I'm certainly not guaranteeing a victory for the Hawks, but all the posters pretending we aren't competitive going into every game is ridiculous. This team can still compete with anyone in the league, even if they aren't always going to be favorites.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Blotto Skorzany posted:

Like Marshawn after he eats broccoli rabe,

:lolç

wheez the roux posted:




like me after eating your mother's labe


:drat:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Flikken posted:

Not surprising here.

I'd never heard of it either. :shobon:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Grittybeard posted:

I think that's Blount pushing Haley (the OC) down from behind.

That is loving hilarious. Blount assaults all the best assholes.

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Chichevache fucked around with this message at 09:04 on Nov 21, 2014

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Roger Craig posted:

If the 1972 Dolphins pop the cork when the last undefeated team loses, then what do the 2008 Lions do when the last winless team wins?

Chichevache posted:

:sigh: Dan Orlovsky is pulling a reverse Mercury Morris and popping open a 40 of King Cobra to kill the memories.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Qwijib0 posted:

FiveThirtyEight has a neat interactive chart that shows all-time margin of victory for NFL Teams. Look how amazingly, horrifically, unbelievably historically bad the cardinals are.

Look at that gap between us and the next franchise. Just look at it.


I call this one lost franchise


The Cardinals are worse than the Packers are great. :aaaaa:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Spoeank posted:

Is this Russell Wilson Bullshit confirmed?

Russell Wilson is the new touchdown Tom. Give him a few years of "game managing" and then when he gets hooked up with Gordon in 2020, after the Browns trade him for being a cancer, he will light the league up with a 60 TD season.

Of course the whole decade will be a total waste when Bortles borts his way to defeating us in two Super Bowls, including when he wrecked the Seahawks perfect season. 20-1 never forget.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Der Meister posted:

gently caress kam chancellor

Kam Chancellor should have gotten Superb Owl MVP imo

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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drat. That's cool of the league to do.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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JPrime posted:

Hey, what's the recommended proxy plugin to circumvent country-specific content restrictions?

Hola Unblocker for Firefox.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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TubeStank posted:

N: Rodgers is gonna get fined for drinking grape Crush at the post game presser.

V: Rodgers owns even if it was just a three point win.

Thats actually pretty funny. Too bad he didn't blow them out.

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Wait, grape crush is only funny if he chose it because of the Vikings.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Ostentatious posted:

Let me tell you about having an awful backup on your team.

It's the very definition of despair.

The reason TJax played through a torn pec is that he was still better than Charlie "Lost to the Browns in a 6-3 game" Whitehurst. We know all about terrible backups, that's why we love our amazing one.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Manoueverable posted:

TFF would be insufferable until training camp no matter who wins

This goes for every super bowl ever.

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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JPrime posted:

I'm never making an N/V thread again.

Next time make a good poll :hawksin:

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