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I asked my girlfriend but she just  ed a whole bunch.I don't think I'm mature enough to post on here tbqh. Also, someone make an AAtrek joke just to get that out of the way.
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Nov 18, 2014 11:16
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Yeah but I'd rather they post on SA on it's most sjw day than ever step foot onto Reddit.
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Ideally I would put some speakers next to my wifes belly, and then read threads into a microphone. The proudest moment would be when he was born, the doctor gave a little slap on the bum, and the first noise out of his mouth would be "I'm gay."
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18 if it's my own kids, 15 if it's my brother's kids. I want to be the cool uncle but also the rear end in a top hat dad. I mean, we say "let", but that's when I'd be openly ok with it, honestly I would be disappointed if they weren't looking at the seediest poo poo on the internet from 12 onwards, as long as they were aware enough to hide it from me. I'd probably put secret tracking software up, just to be sure they're not going onto furry/brony sites, but as long as it's just porn, drugs, hacking and porn, that's fine. SA is fine too, I figure the earlier you stumble upon a goatse the better prepared you are for the rest of the internet. IronClaymore fucked around with this message at 11:29 on Nov 18, 2014 |
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Nov 18, 2014 11:27
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id never let my kids post on sa, unless they were down w/ anime then day 1
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depends on how many sick limericks they could spit out op
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i wouldnt love a non-anime-loving son, i know thats controversial but its the truth
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i want to see the day where a father argues with his son in d&d about underage sex laws
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imagine being owned really hard by your son or daughter & they're also a well-respected fyad poster, i'm scared now.
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Nov 18, 2014 11:39
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My kids are 24 and 26 and I still won't let them post here.
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jalopybrown posted:imagine being owned really hard by your son or daughter & they're also a well-respected fyad poster, i'm scared now. the worst part is theyd be living w/ you for basically forever
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Nov 18, 2014 11:50
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start em off as toddlers in PYF and pet island
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Nov 18, 2014 11:56
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Maguro posted:start em off as toddlers in PYF and pet island nice forward thinking, ensuring a future slew of 'caused death of animal as child' posts in confession threads
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Nov 18, 2014 11:58
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My daughters both wanted accounts - let them have one when they each turned 15. They now lurk mostly in the creative forums.
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when I introduce my child to the internet I'm going to make FYAD their homepage.
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Honestly though, my son is two and there's no drat way he's going to want to post on here when he's old enough. Snapchat and Instagram are going to be old people poo poo to him. Maybe if Lowtax sells the forums to Whatsapp.
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i would advise them not to
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post, that is.
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shiksa posted:the worst part is theyd be living w/ you for basically forever
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if your kids want to post on sa you have already failed
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Maybe I'll show them Pico over on newgrounds and try to get them ahead of the returning JNCO revival while I'm at it
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Let's see. I was 14 when I started browsing the forums and I've never stopped. So probably I'm going to get a vasectomy.
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OFFICER 13 INCH posted:Maybe I'll show them Pico over on newgrounds and try to get them ahead of the returning JNCO revival while I'm at it serious internet echo chambers are hosed up !!!!
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i think it's important that they get goatse ingrained from childhood, so i guess like ~6
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Wonder what'd happen in the long run if you could just make sure it was whatever that bouncin' little baby saw the literal split second it first opens its eyes
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do you mean the only thing it ever saw or just the first thing because if it was the first thing it probably wouldnt do anything even though it would still be hosed up and if it was the only thing it ever saw i guess it would have a life comparable to being blind because it would have nothing to compare that image to
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hello.jpg?  e: to the other reply that popped in I meant more like in an imprinting way. Like its always in there whether they want it or not. I did that to this kid because it's mine and its a free country and I can goatman a newborn if I feel like it ---------------- INCHI DICKARI fucked around with this message at 13:49 on Nov 18, 2014 |
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Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:i think it's important that they get goatse ingrained from childhood, so i guess like ~6 I'd wait until at least 8 for swap.avi tbh
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They'd have to be dead for 9 years before even considering buying them an account.
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not until they are 69 years old op ahahahahah get it lol, 69
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Dongattack posted:not until they are 69 years old op hahaha! well done
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gently caress you children are for babies
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IronClaymore posted:I figure the earlier you stumble upon a goatse the better prepared you are for the rest of the internet. this
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Ideally I would put some speakers next to my wifes belly, and then read threads into a microphone. Loll
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