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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > pretty good segues into sex (specifically for goons)
 
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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

 leap from the top ropes naked and landing perfectly with my erect penis in her vagina while at the same time delivering a devastating atomic elbow drop

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

 throw a flashbang in her bedroom causing total incapacitation then penetration during the ensuing blindness/deafness

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

 you tell her to look out the window at a specific time and there's a plane flying by with a banner hanging off the back that says "LETS HAVE SEX"

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

 my finger slipped and i voted 1

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

 hand this note to anyone:
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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > pretty good segues into sex (specifically for goons)