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If there's one universal constant throughout the history of humanity it's that farts have always been funny. The ancient Greeks and Egyptians have written fart jokes and surely the generations before them embraced the fart. When you are with your friends in a private setting do you not all unleash your sphincter in communal merriment whenever the opportunity arises? So why is it frowned upon in public? In those rare instances when a stranger was unable to hold it in I always chuckle warmly and give them a thumbs up. This should be common practice worldwide.
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Nov 18, 2014 16:51
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this thread proves farting in public is still very much a public thing
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Nov 18, 2014 16:52
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im sayign this thread is a fart
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Nov 18, 2014 16:52
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uG posted:im sayign this thread is a fart
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Nov 18, 2014 16:54
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i do all the time op
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Nov 18, 2014 16:54
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I like to fart in public just as I'm leaving a line so the next person has to walk into it.
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Nov 18, 2014 16:55
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uG posted:im sayign this thread is a fart i got it but thanks for explaining it for our lesser-minded goons :)
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Nov 18, 2014 16:55
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Oberleutnant posted:i do all the time op yes, everybody does, but the question is do you do it silent or do you let it shine?
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Nov 18, 2014 16:56
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I've been eating greasy diner food, had Ethopian last night and drinking all weekend. I've crop dusted half of Atlanta.
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Nov 18, 2014 16:57
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Because it's considered impolite to make a stranger smell your poop gasses.
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Nov 18, 2014 16:59
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I make sure all my farts are as loud as possible to scare off any betas in the area and assert my dominance as an alpha
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Nov 18, 2014 17:05
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Farting loudly is an act of self-expression on the same level as flexing your bicep or batting your eyes, only it uses different muscles. I like to pretend-poo poo some wind whenever I can to engender an environment of jovial camaraderie.
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Nov 18, 2014 17:13
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I try to avoid farting for fear of making GBS threads my pants. If i could release gas without this being a possibility Id probably do it all the time; it'd be a good ice breaker in job interviews, parties, dates, etc.
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Nov 18, 2014 17:28
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You guys see that ancient fart comic in the China thread? Goddamn Open up that rear end and fffffffbbbfbfbfbfbfbfbfbfbbbfbffbftttt DadWilly fucked around with this message at 17:39 on Nov 18, 2014 |
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Nov 18, 2014 17:30
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My farts don't stink as much as my friends and its making me feel insecure. All I want to do is cause a gagging stinking cloud emanating from my bowels.
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Nov 18, 2014 17:37
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Its rude and gross op hth
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Nov 18, 2014 17:39
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I only fart in public if I'm going up a crowded stairway and there's someone right behind me. Or if there's a fat guy class at hand because fat guys will always take the blame.
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Nov 18, 2014 17:40
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I had a nice long silent fart last weekend in line at the movies which ended just as we got our tickets. It was very satisfying, sometimes passive aggressive farting is best. Especially when you don't know which movie people are going into and you don't want retaliation
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Nov 18, 2014 17:40
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Dianetics posted:My farts don't stink as much as my friends and its making me feel insecure. All I want to do is cause a gagging stinking cloud emanating from my bowels. eat taco bell uG posted:im sayign this thread is a fart it's a shart
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Nov 18, 2014 17:40
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Jesus Christ posted:If there's one universal constant throughout the history of humanity it's that farts have always been funny. The ancient Greeks and Egyptians have written fart jokes and surely the generations before them embraced the fart. Because of fart shaming, help end fart shaming please. If you hear or see someone fart then give them acceptance and approval.
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Nov 18, 2014 17:45
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if you actually stop farting for months just by holding it in it actually gets hard to start again as in for a much longer time than you werent farting youll have to tense your abdomen to squeeze one out which will visually telegraph your fart each time i dont know if its better to fart or not but if farting is releasing the waste of some annoying fart bacteria in your gut maybe you can kill them by reaching a critical internal fart toxicity level iykwim also there are certain chemotherapy drugs that will give your farts an unnatural inorganic smell the worst fart i ever did didnt smell like fart it smelled like toxic chemicals and distinctly metallic -one of those smells you would literally taste afterwards gary oldmans diary fucked around with this message at 18:04 on Nov 18, 2014 |
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Nov 18, 2014 18:02
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DID YOU KNOW JESUS FARTED ON THE CROSS. NO ONE NOTICED.
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Nov 18, 2014 18:02
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I loving love ripping loud farts in elevators. Done it a bunch of times and every single time everyone in the elevator cracks up. Farting in public can be rude, but it can also be funny.
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Nov 18, 2014 18:33
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I fart all the time in public. They're silent so you don't know until you walk into my cloud of deadly fart gas.
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Nov 18, 2014 18:37
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I travel several times a year with the same guy for work and we always eat a lot which in turn causes me to fart a lot in the evenings. Sometimes its so bad he gets up and opens the door because the hotel windows wont open. I think its hilarious but he gets pretty mad.
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Nov 18, 2014 18:38
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Rambling Robot posted:DID YOU KNOW JESUS FARTED ON THE CROSS. He actually sharted
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Nov 18, 2014 18:43
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Whorelord posted:He actually sharted
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Nov 18, 2014 18:46
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lol farts
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Nov 18, 2014 18:48
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Dianetics posted:My farts don't stink as much as my friends and its making me feel insecure. All I want to do is cause a gagging stinking cloud emanating from my bowels. protein shakes can help with this. They give you those farts that feel like you're farting a hot liquid, probably the worst smelling farts available.
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Nov 18, 2014 18:51
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its considered very antisocial or a sign that you were raised in a barn or spent a long time in prison
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Nov 18, 2014 18:52
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The-Mole posted:its considered very antisocial or a sign that you were raised in a barn or spent a long time in prison  the barn thing refers to people closing the door behind them
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Nov 18, 2014 18:55
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Sound posted:protein shakes can help with this. They give you those farts that feel like you're farting a hot liquid, probably the worst smelling farts available. Do these farts actually spray protein powder?
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Nov 18, 2014 19:05
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Elevators are the best. Leaving a present for the next jerk.
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Nov 18, 2014 19:06
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Red posted:Do these farts actually spray protein powder? No but you can ignite them with an open flame 
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Nov 18, 2014 19:09
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Hearing someone belch makes me want to throw up but I'm okay if someone farts. Farts are funny. Unless it's a dog fart. Those are obscene.
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Nov 18, 2014 19:31
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Hexel posted:No but you can ignite them with an open flame Isn't that true of all farts? Also, here is where I fart the most, feel free to weigh in: - In malls/stores/shopping - I just do. This means I have to find an empty aisle, and crop-dust it. - The first 5 minutes of getting in my car after work, a party, etc. - In bed, when I wake up.
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Nov 18, 2014 19:42
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Millie posted:I like to fart in public just as I'm leaving a line so the next person has to walk into it. This is called crop dusting in Texas
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Nov 18, 2014 19:44
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texaholic posted:This is called crop dusting in the south I crop dust every chance I get, especially to children and the elderly
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Nov 18, 2014 20:24
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farting in public is actually very advanced
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Nov 18, 2014 20:54
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Red posted:Isn't that true of all farts? I tend to fart a lot in the car. Its almost like my body recognizes small, enclosed, airtight spaces and wants to impress.
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