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put in fireplace add some logs burn in hell, elf
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Nov 18, 2014 19:30
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up the butt oh no where did it go up the butt is where it go
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Nov 18, 2014 19:31
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did the butt just once horny sleep deprived mistake not allowed since then
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Nov 18, 2014 19:40
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i walked in on my dad making love to the elf on the shelf, my mom left us that christmas, thanks a lot for bringing up that memory op
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Nov 18, 2014 20:03
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the melf on the shelf if you know what i mean
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Nov 18, 2014 20:04
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you irl posted:i walked in on my dad making love to the elf on the shelf, my mom left us that christmas, thanks a lot for bringing up that memory op youre welcome
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Nov 18, 2014 20:05
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When I handcuffed you It was so insanely hot I came in my jeans
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Nov 18, 2014 20:13
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some reatrd explain this to me please
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Nov 18, 2014 20:36
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Sidecrab posted:some reatrd explain this to me please it is an elf it goes on shelf elf sucks
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Nov 18, 2014 21:31
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A Big Dark Yak posted:it is an elf p much this and its dumb as gently caress
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Nov 18, 2014 21:40
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A Big Dark Yak posted:it is an elf Also, the people who sell the elf on the shelf like to pretend it is an old holiday tradition. It isn't, it's just some stuff they made up. Just a marketing ploy. This old tradition apparently dates all the way back to 2004. They're just trying to sell you a stupid elf to put in your house.
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Nov 18, 2014 21:40
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wait so its an actual elf for your shelf and not some sort of secret santa? I didn't want or care to learn this but here we are
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Nov 18, 2014 21:42
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sexy young infidel posted:wait so its an actual elf for your shelf and not some sort of secret santa? I didn't want or care to learn this but here we are you put the stupid toy around the house "doing things" and take pictures of it so your facebook friends think you are cool
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Nov 18, 2014 22:06
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teetering precariously on toilet rim There is nothing we will not buy apparently
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Nov 18, 2014 22:16
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Last year the local police used an elf on the shelf to illustrate the dangers of drunk driving: http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/elf-on-the-shelf-drunk-driving-campaign-1.2461101 A lot of parents were upset about this, as they had ruined their "holiday tradition".
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Nov 18, 2014 22:20
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jejeje posted:Last year the local police used an elf on the shelf to illustrate the dangers of drunk driving:
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Nov 18, 2014 22:23
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jejeje posted:Last year the local police used an elf on the shelf to illustrate the dangers of drunk driving: i have a friend that lives in st johns and yall are very weird people
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Nov 18, 2014 22:26
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put the elf in a grave, stage a funeral but it's eyes are wide open buried alive
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Nov 19, 2014 01:07
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Dig out a hole in the drywall in the kid's room. Then patch the drywall, leaving only a dime sized hole for the elf to peep through. Wire in some red Christmas lights to give the elf enough light to record his thoughts on whether your kid is being naughty or nice. Then just sit back and let him watch for a few weeks. Maybe play a little calypso music for the elf. Happy elf brings lots of toys.
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Nov 19, 2014 01:11
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SaltLick posted:i have a friend that lives in st johns and yall are very weird people st johns is interesting because its a city where everyone wants to live like rich yuppies and pretend to forget their heritage as hicks from backwater fishing hamlets (i say that as a hick from a backwater fishing hamlet btw, but i dont live in newfoundland anymore)
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Nov 19, 2014 16:08
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what is elf on the shelf? usually on christmas i just drink alcohol my family gifted me until i fall asleep.
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Nov 19, 2014 16:33
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i can't touch it right? you get in trouble or something
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