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Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you

you irl posted:

yeah if you're saying it whilst standing on your front porch whipping a black man

Well I am from the south

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Companion Cube
Oct 11, 2007

We do what we must because WAAAAAAAAAGH!

Savings Coupon posted:

Well I am from the south

Like you could afford a slave when you don't even have an avatar

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

peckin' pie

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

he was a good director

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Mange Mite posted:

yeah they were invented to stop people from masturbating

they dont work

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you

Companion Cube posted:

Like you could afford a slave when you don't even have an avatar

Spend all my money on tabaccy and corn bread

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Oberleutnant posted:

they dont work
theyre shaped differently than normal biscuits to confuse would-be soggy biscuit players

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer

Companion Cube posted:

No way, it's key lime pie.

Perhaps we can compromise? Key lime cheesecake exists and it is fantastic.

Pecan pie is moderately nasty, though.

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014
can we stop disparaging the pie for 10 loving seconds, here in the pies own thread. Jesus

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

The Cubelodyte posted:

Pecan pie is moderately nasty, though.

kill youreself

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
chess pie

pretty sure it's just butter, sugar, cornmeal, and maybe an egg

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Monkey Fracas posted:

chess pie

pretty sure it's just butter, sugar, cornmeal, and maybe an egg

which is pretty much english treacle tart except with cornmeal instead of breadcrumbs

top it with pecans and its pecan pie

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

slaw pie

Action Yak
Nov 9, 2008

At some stores you can find little tiny pecan pies like two or three inches across with the other candy in the checkout line. I had one once and it was p. good.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
man I just do not really like pecans

like I'll eat em but I won't enjoy it really

poo poo tier nut IMO

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
hot cross buns suck

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Xaris posted:

hot cross buns suck

I think they hearken to a time when molasses and raisins were dessert and an orange was an acceptable christmas present

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Monkey Fracas posted:

man I just do not really like pecans

like I'll eat em but I won't enjoy it really

poo poo tier nut IMO

youre wrong but if it bothers you theres the walnut pie which is the same poo poo but with walnuts

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

I think they hearken to a time when molasses and raisins were dessert and an orange was an acceptable christmas present

pretty much. I was working at a construction site in NZ and a local worker brought a bunch in and all of us american worers there just nibbled at it awkwardly. they also brought in some mince pies which were even grosser. there were definitely a couple thrown in the garbage can that day.

Kikka
Feb 10, 2010

I POST STUPID STUFF ABOUT DOCTOR WHO
I wish I had some pistachio nougat

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Kikka posted:

I wish I had some pistachio nougat
persian gaz is the best

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
Groundcherry pie is actually the best pie and probably none of you have never had it or ever will. Owned.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
cherries are nasty except for cherry soda

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Mange Mite posted:

youre wrong but if it bothers you theres the walnut pie which is the same poo poo but with walnuts

man walnuts are like even more bullshit pecans, no thanks

argh these fuckin tree nuts

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Gaunab posted:

cherries are nasty except for cherry soda

sour cherry supremacy

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp

Gaunab posted:

cherries are nasty except for cherry soda

cherries aren't groundcherries

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
i just looked up groundcherries and they look like some kinda weirdo tomatillo

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





i had vinegar pie last month and let me tell you it was not good

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Tsinava posted:

cherries aren't groundcherries

i know, but it needed to be said that cherries are nasty

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Mange Mite posted:

yeah they were invented to stop people from masturbating

it doesn't work

hydo
Nov 23, 2002


I'm gay for Lipton Brisk Iced Tea
I love pecan pie. I have since I was a little kid (in Texas no less). Only one thing I like more...

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

a hole-y ghost posted:

persian gaz is the best


this is a pretty advanced sweet, not recommended for the mars bar crowd

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
also a big gently caress you to whoever said mince pies suck how about you suck my mince dick

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
pecan pie is better than mo bbq imo

SopWATh
Jun 1, 2000
Not even reading the thread, I hate you so much right now if you have pecan pie. Mostly because I have none.

PixieDreamGirl
Apr 29, 2014

2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

Gaunab posted:

pecan pie is one of my top pies; right after muff pie

I prefer the term "thigh pie"

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
peach pie is objectively the best pie

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


you irl posted:

look at this dweeb not eating a piece of pecan pie lol

*looks at u*
look at this jerk who bogarted all the pecan pie

fuckin hell man dont just taunt me like that, it's inhuman

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

angerbot posted:

peach pie is objectively the best pie

lol whatever you say

*pats you on the head condescendingly*

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Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

add high quality bittersweet chocolate chips to the filling and you will never want to eat it the old way ever again

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