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Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Blackbelt Bobman posted:

Derek Roy just scored a goal and then fell down

Why is Derek Roy a Predator?

dunno what Phaneuf was doing on that play

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yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

It appears our D is lost in a corn maze

Not even joking about that

Trevor Bird
Apr 1, 2006

On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil! LET'S GO PRED-A-TORS!

Blackbelt Bobman posted:

Derek Roy just scored a goal and then fell down

Why is Derek Roy a Predator?

Because he cost 1/5 Bollands

Blackbelt Bobman
Jul 17, 2004

I don't need friends! I've been
manipulatin' you since the start!
All so I can something,
something X-Blade!


Ginette Reno posted:

dunno what Phaneuf was doing on that play

Derek Roy is like kryptonite to the Leafs because of his long tenure on the Sabres

myron cope
Apr 21, 2009

Bennett is a fight away from a Gordie howe hat trick



Of course we wish Gordie howe all the best in his fight...


Thanks, Bob

Giant Tourtiere
Aug 4, 2006

TRICHER
POUR
GAGNER

Rene Bork posted:

Do I have to hope that the Habs roster receives another transplant of Samson's Hair for the third period?

J.J. Daigneault has been sent out on a quest for the Holy Grail

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

myron cope posted:

Bennett is a fight away from a Gordie howe hat trick



Of course we wish Gordie howe all the best in his fight...


Thanks, Bob

Prust can help you with that

.Spec
Oct 4, 2001

Ginette Reno posted:

not sure what the lmao is about. for being a guy who is a noted poo poo head he's actually quite talented. he's scored 20 goals before

Downie is not someone I would depend on, nor expect, to score more goals I can count on both hands. He's scored 20 before sure but it was once and it was 5 seasons ago.

Serisothikos
Dec 4, 2004

Unlimited Pasta Pass
I'm pretty sure today's lesson is: don't live in, or really have anything to do with, Buffalo

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

lol Pens announcers unironically referred to Bork as a Playoff Hero

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

Clutterbuck with a shorty!

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

Blackbelt Bobman posted:

Derek Roy just scored a goal and then fell down

Why is Derek Roy a Predator?

His last two seasons were utter poo poo and the Predators were the only one willing to pay him $1M as a reclamation project

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


evenworse username posted:

J.J. Daigneault has been sent out on a quest for the Holy Grail

I've seen this already. Wake me up when he, Vincent Damphousse, and Mario Tremblay are stuffed in a British paddy wagon.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

yellowcar posted:

lol Pens announcers unironically referred to Bork as a Playoff Hero

Between this and the Gordie Howe comment Errey is off to as hot a first period as the team he's commentating for.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

MAF MAF'd and the habs didn't capitalize on that

DD is recruited to help the dwarves reclaim the Lonely Mountain

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

My brother just got out of the hospital and needed some help getting settled in. Should I be pissed at The War Room for a gently caress-up on the no goal?

2nd period commentary team on the CBJ side: Jeff Rimer, Jody Shelley, Brandon Dubinsky.

Dubi's slicked back hair almost looks like a mullet.

Zybl0re
Aug 10, 2002

I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT!

yellowcar posted:

lol Pens announcers unironically referred to Bork as a Playoff Hero

It's been discussed at great length on more than one occasion that the Pens announcers are terrible and dumb.

Serisothikos
Dec 4, 2004

Unlimited Pasta Pass
I'd really like to see another Seth Griffith Garbage Goal™ tonight please and thank you

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

.Spec posted:

Downie is not someone I would depend on, nor expect, to score more goals I can count on both hands. He's scored 20 before sure but it was once and it was 5 seasons ago.

20 is unlikely but 10 is well within his reach. He's got some skill. We're not talking a Craig Adams here.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
:suicide:

Chair In A Basket
Aug 6, 2005

I'm basically Jesus.

Nap Ghost
Just wanted to chime in and give my condolences to Nathan Beaulieu's NHL career. RIP all that lost potential.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Chair In A Basket posted:

Just wanted to chime in and give my condolences to Nathan Beaulieu's NHL career. RIP all that lost potential.

Soon to be banished to the Phantom Zone by General Therrien

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

CAREY :catstare:

Giant Tourtiere
Aug 4, 2006

TRICHER
POUR
GAGNER
Drayson Bowman watch -- TOI 0:44, -1


A family of opossums has taken up residence in the Penguins' net and are settling down for the winter

OptimusShr
Mar 1, 2008
:dukedog:
Man the Blues are stepping it up this period.

Serisothikos
Dec 4, 2004

Unlimited Pasta Pass
Within one minute you have Adam McQuaid selling out to sweep a puck away from Oshie, followed by Adam McQuaid spending a good ten seconds with his back to the puck next to the crease.

Adam McQuaid.

i am the bird
Mar 2, 2005

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS
Gustav "elite goal scorer" Nyquist :siren:

mich
Feb 28, 2003
I may be racist but I'm the good kind of racist! You better put down those chopsticks, you HITLER!

Blackbelt Bobman posted:

This is what Buffalo looked like today, guys.



PLAY ON, SABRES!



quote:

@BuffaloSabres

#Sabres scratches: Benoit (healthy), Gorges (lower-body injury), Kaleta (snowed in). #SJSvsBUF

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

evenworse username posted:

A family of opossums has taken up residence in the Penguins' net and are settling down for the winter

That's a good way to distract Malkin

Zybl0re
Aug 10, 2002

I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT!
Habs just letting the pens walk into the zone.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
Goddamnit Morrow YOU HAD THAT

Serisothikos
Dec 4, 2004

Unlimited Pasta Pass

mich posted:

@BuffaloSabres

#Sabres scratches: Benoit (healthy), Gorges (lower-body injury), Kaleta (snowed in). #SJSvsBUF

please let Kaleta get eaten by a yeti. Thank you.

MrCodeDude
Aug 31, 2005
Bogus no-goal call.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
Bennett looking real good this game, hope we can get another game or two out of him before he's injured again.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

never not gonna hear about how Gonchar is old and plays for the Habs now

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013
gently caress that

Siroc
Oct 10, 2004

Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!
Ribero hits the post on a wide open shot. Jeeeeeeeeeze.

fake edit: BEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


evenworse username posted:

Drayson Bowman watch -- TOI 0:44, -1


A family of opossums has taken up residence in the Penguins' net and are settling down for the winter

Bowman was quoted saying that his "Weird Science computer genie" wasn't doing him any more favours, but he was still cobfident in his performance. Hubris, am I right?

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

yellowcar posted:

never not gonna hear about how Gonchar is old and plays for the Habs now
Well according to Paul Steigerwald, he makes the Habs PP dangerous

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Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
Someone please throw a jersey on the ice. Tape a white flag to it.

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