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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Prorat posted:

Do you still live in MO? If so, wtf is wrong with you?
1) yes, it's cheap
2) jesus christ that's like a laundry list of things

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TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Lowtax posted:

I think cats should only be used to test for red objects

OH you may also ask me about red objects

what is OHio's favorite red object?

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


you should do a reddit ask me anything like barack obama

A Tartan Tory
Mar 26, 2010

You call that a shotgun?!
Have you ever thought of making a golem out of poo poo?

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

what do you think of professional athletes' salaries these days lowtax?

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

when the ointment tube says COMPARE TO NAME BRAND do you do that cos that takes time

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Which of these cat .gifs do you prefer?




the first one

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
whats a laundry list, wouldn't those just read under wear socks shirts pants? that's maybe 4 things at most.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

TOILETLORD posted:

what is OHio's favorite red object?
ketchup

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
What materials do you recommend in the construction of a golem and what suggestions do you have for the owners of unruly, uncooperative golems?

Ville Valo
Sep 17, 2004

I'm waiting for your call
and I'm ready to take
your six six six
in my heart
I wasn't issued my Golem, and I'm a Jewess. Where can I get my Golem? I have all these fortune cookie fortunes ready to feed him.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Forget the cat golem question, here's a more important one - could you make a golem out of bitcoins?

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

you should do a reddit ask me anything like barack obama
I try my hardest to not ever read reddit

AddMEonFacebook
Dec 3, 2012

by Cowcaster
Isn't it true that you owe the IRS some money?

I guess my question is- what are some tips for avoiding jail?

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

fyodor posted:

when the ointment tube says COMPARE TO NAME BRAND do you do that cos that takes time
I use all generic stuff because it's cheaper and comes from the same joint

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Lowtax posted:

1) yes, it's cheap
2) jesus christ that's like a laundry list of things

The Gathering of the Juggalos is your problem now.

Sincerely,

Illinois.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

burritolingus posted:

What materials do you recommend in the construction of a golem and what suggestions do you have for the owners of unruly, uncooperative golems?
mud and cattle prods

Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

Lowtax posted:

Name one Hotdog and the other Puddingtime

Should I still make the cats fight?

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

AddMEonFacebook posted:

Isn't it true that you owe the IRS some money?
of course I do, I run a small business

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
what is the deepest cavern you spelunked?

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Are you qualified to answer questions about golems?

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Forget the cat golem question, here's a more important one - could you make a golem out of bitcoins?
in virtual reality anything is possible (large babies, for example)

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Will you ever admit to us that you vote republican?

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
How would you prepare a slaw dog? This is a hotdog with coleslaw on it.

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
what's the deal with corn nuts?

Gumdrop Larry
Jul 30, 2006

Could you describe in detail how limestone caves are formed

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

What are your thoughts on cat ear tufts? Should we be breeding cats to have big ones like their lynx cousins?

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

TOILETLORD posted:

what is the deepest cavern you spelunked?
maybe 10 feet

also this is unrelated, but once I tried to leap over a tiny wall but didn't succeed and I fell down

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Okay, see…this is not how a golem works.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
whats a tv show that would be suitable for me if i am a 90 year old woman and hate all tv

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Prorat posted:

Will you ever admit to us that you vote republican?
I literally have never voted

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

McDowell posted:

How would you prepare a slaw dog? This is a hotdog with coleslaw on it.
very carefully

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
what is the best insect to make golems out of to entertain cats?

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

I once fell off a windmill but you don't see me bragging about it on the Internet

e: oh shi

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Gumdrop Larry posted:

Could you describe in detail how limestone caves are formed
wow, I could try

okay there are limestones and water and over the period of several hundred thousand years something happens between the two and bam there you go

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp
i love u lowtax. snakes?

AddMEonFacebook
Dec 3, 2012

by Cowcaster

Lowtax posted:

of course I do, I run a small business

Can we the people of the US, repeal the Affordable Care Act aka Obamacare?

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

gary oldmans diary posted:

whats a tv show that would be suitable for me if i am a 90 year old woman and hate all tv
any show where lots of teenagers get killed

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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

TOILETLORD posted:

what is the best insect to make golems out of to entertain cats?
hayseed golem

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