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Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)
I keep hearing rumors of a somethingawful IPO, please confirm or deny.

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TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
i'd spend 10 dollars to buy 40 shares

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
lowtax what is your favourite tv show of all time

itsgotmetoo
Oct 5, 2006

by zen death robot
How many "jokes" does your wife make about leaving you per day?

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Mister Fister posted:

I keep hearing rumors of a somethingawful IPO, please confirm or deny.
yeah we're definitely gonna do an IPO, there are tons of people out there just clamoring to lose money on a poorly run business headed by an idiot

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
What is the best red object for someone to see in a blurry haze before they die?
1. A red flower
2. A red bouncy ball their dog used to play with
3. Their own blood as they bleed out and hemorrhage from their liquified organs

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


how many people visit somethingawful.com from north korea

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

itsgotmetoo posted:

How many "jokes" does your wife make about leaving you per day?
I don't have a wife because I filed for divorce, but since my ex-wife works in an elementary school, I'm assuming she does not make many jokes about it

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Lowtax posted:

yeah we're definitely gonna do an IPO, there are tons of people out there just clamoring to lose money on a poorly run business headed by an idiot

you just need to dress nice act like a crazy person and go talk to some investors in san fran or google, face to face. maybe pull a reverse jerry springer and become the new rush limbaugh.

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.
What's the best food to feed a golem? I need to know quickly. The one in my backyard won't stop screaming.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Luvcow posted:

What is the best red object for someone to see in a blurry haze before they die?
1. A red flower
2. A red bouncy ball their dog used to play with
3. Their own blood as they bleed out and hemorrhage from their liquified organs
that red pill some users have on the forums

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
can you recommend a store that offers ointments with topical names ripped from today's headlines?

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
are you an orgon donor or receiver?

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
what's the best ointment to eat to get high?

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

how many people visit somethingawful.com from north korea
Probably very few

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Dead Precedents posted:

What's the best food to feed a golem? I need to know quickly. The one in my backyard won't stop screaming.
those dark milky ways

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

proof of concept posted:

can you recommend a store that offers ointments with topical names ripped from today's headlines?
Food Barn

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


i spend a lot of time thinking about ladybugs. i am still not sure if i like them, or not.

i understand that their brains are made of like 5 total atoms and all they know how to do is gently caress and eat aphids. i just don't know if this is something that is cool or not.

anyway, thanks

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

TOILETLORD posted:

what's the best ointment to eat to get high?
I've never gotten high from eating ointment

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Have any Golems ever been made out of cats? And if not, why not?

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

Lowtax posted:

those dark milky ways

Follow up question. When you are driving to work, how many people do you want to ram with your car on a daily basis? Also, would you prefer to do this while eating a dark milky way?

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Lowtax posted:

Probably very few

I suggest more targeted Google Adwords to bring them in.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Friendly Tumour posted:

are you an orgon donor or receiver?

Donors make better livers.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
can i be forum administrator

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Tom Gorman posted:

i spend a lot of time thinking about ladybugs. i am still not sure if i like them, or not.
If you really look deeply into yourself, you'll find you really don't like them.

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Do you have a fan on your celing?

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Dead Precedents posted:

Follow up question. When you are driving to work, how many people do you want to ram with your car on a daily basis? Also, would you prefer to do this while eating a dark milky way?
My car would crumble to pieces if I hit anybody, so I try to avoid thoughts of doing so.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
what is on your knight stand?

Ars Arcanum
Jan 20, 2005

Best friends make the best weapons
Did you eat any dishes made of cats while on your vision quest or whatever in China?

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Do you have a fan on your celing?
No, I bought the cheapest one and it's just one stupid lightbulb

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Ars Arcanum posted:

Did you eat any dishes made of cats while on your vision quest or whatever in China?
No but there were plenty of dog items on various menus (I did not eat the dogs)

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
What is your preferred variety of whiskey?

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

TOILETLORD posted:

what is on your knight stand?
All the countless various medications I spend your money on, a bowl full of nickels, and a plastic crab

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
popcorn or bugles? this is important

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Doctor J Off posted:

What is your preferred variety of whiskey?
I can't drink liquor as it burns holes through my stomach lining.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

SmokaDustbowl posted:

popcorn or bugles? this is important
Popcorn, way and far.

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Lowtax posted:

No, I bought the cheapest one and it's just one stupid lightbulb

This is the future, you have to upgrade to smartbulbs now.

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
are you in fac the infamous organ thief of oregon?

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Lowtax posted:

Popcorn, way and far.
ever use olive oil instead of butter

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Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

Lowtax posted:

All the countless various medications I spend your money on, a bowl full of nickels, and a plastic crab

What is the crab's name?

Also, do you prefer tacos or burritos when you are build a golem?

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