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I would like to have been the dude who reads the news parchment out at the town square, as I really enjoy talking aloud and id know all the latest hot gossip.
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Nov 19, 2014 05:49
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Nov 19, 2014 05:50
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I'd be the guy who keeps saying to anyone who will or wont listen that things were better when the greeks ruled everything
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Nov 19, 2014 05:50
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The guy who has to clean up after the orgies.
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Nov 19, 2014 05:50
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probably shoveling poo poo
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Nov 19, 2014 05:50
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Roman times is kind of a long span of history.
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Nov 19, 2014 05:51
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game developer
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Pansacola posted:game developer ideas guy for game developer
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Nov 19, 2014 05:52
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seeing as i'm 28 and the life expectancy was around 25-30 due to the constant battles + high infant mortality, I'd probably be dead. so i don' think i would've had a job op, it's time you started considering the less fortunate.
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Nov 19, 2014 05:53
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Guy who made the wheat bread.
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Nov 19, 2014 05:54
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Hair-holder in the vomitorium. The pay is meh but the tips are good.
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Nov 19, 2014 05:55
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Robbie Fowler posted:seeing as i'm 28 and the life expectancy was around 25-30 due to the constant battles + high infant mortality, I'd probably be dead. well if you made it past childhood, you'd stand a good chance of living into your 50s or 60s
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Probably the mincing rear end slave of some bearded old senator.
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Nov 19, 2014 05:56
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the town crier guy owned in the Rome TV series
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Nov 19, 2014 05:57
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Dead Precedents posted:The guy who has to clean up after the orgies. Since those didn't really exist you would have been out of a job. But hey, beats moppin' up cum.
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Nov 19, 2014 05:57
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Nov 19, 2014 05:58
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Pulp Can Move posted:Probably the mincing rear end slave of some bearded old senator. I hope you like men because you probably won't have any choice in the matter. Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you eat oysters? Antoninus: When I have them, master. Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you eat snails? Antoninus: No, master. Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you consider the eating of oysters to be moral and the eating of snails to be immoral? Antoninus: No, master. Marcus Licinius Crassus: Of course not. It is all a matter of taste, isn't it? Antoninus: Yes, master. Marcus Licinius Crassus: And taste is not the same as appetite, and therefore not a question of morals. Antoninus: It could be argued so, master. Marcus Licinius Crassus: My robe, Antoninus. My taste includes both snails and oysters.
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Nov 19, 2014 06:00
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probably a somewhat fancy slave
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Nov 19, 2014 06:00
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i would definitely be a manwhore
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Nov 19, 2014 06:00
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I'd probably be working at one of the Roman fast food places.
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Nov 19, 2014 06:01
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leader of a time-travelling band of mercenaries sent to rule the ancient world and alter the flow of history.... poo poo I must have failed
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Nov 19, 2014 06:02
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amoral greek slave owned by a roman patrician, hopefully no butt stuff since i'm no catamite
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I guess I'd be part of the Germanic horde overrunning your poo poo, or possibly an enslaved former barbarian from the north, depending on the time period. Or dead in some bog or something...you know, the usual.
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Nov 19, 2014 06:02
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dee eight posted:Hair-holder in the vomitorium. The pay is meh but the tips are good. vomitoriums weren't for vomiting
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Nov 19, 2014 06:03
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nibbling the toenails of aristocratic wives and concubines so they form desirable shapes, and getting paid in figs and polished river stones
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Nov 19, 2014 06:04
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ghostwriter for catallus 16, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo Aureli pathice et cinaede Furi, lmao
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Nov 19, 2014 06:04
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I would water slide down the aqueducts until someone paid me to get up and stop blocking their water
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Nov 19, 2014 06:05
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Secks Cauldron posted:I'd probably be working at one of the Roman fast food places. Romans were the fat midwesterners of the olden days, they had a huge amount of cultural pride around how boring their food was and smothered it all in the ancient world equivalent of ketchup.
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El Estrago Bonito posted:Romans were the fat midwesterners of the olden days, they had a huge amount of cultural pride around how boring their food was and smothered it all in the ancient world equivalent of ketchup. salt?
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Nov 19, 2014 06:05
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Stupid kid who died from an infection after scratching a small leg wound when he was 5.
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Nov 19, 2014 06:06
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Pivotal Lever posted:salt? Fermented fish guts actually, but lots of salt in that I guess.
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Nov 19, 2014 06:09
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oh right, garum
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Nov 19, 2014 06:10
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No wait, a time traveling conqueror who wears only an ushanka, welding goggles and a codpiece.
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Nov 19, 2014 06:10
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El Estrago Bonito posted:Romans were the fat midwesterners of the olden days, they had a huge amount of cultural pride around how boring their food was and smothered it all in the ancient world equivalent of ketchup.
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Nov 19, 2014 06:10
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You know how they used to make sausage casings from pig entrails? I'd be the kitchen boy who squeezes the poo out
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Harime Nui posted:You know how they used to make sausage casings from pig entrails? used to?
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A cook just like now. I'd be famous for knowing exactly how much lead to sprinkle on roasted door mice.
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