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Vorik posted:Thief Weak sauce, you have to reach level 3 before you even have a 35% chance to hide in shadows!
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my family back then was probably some of those germanic forest monsters that liked to fight people while running around with their cock and balls flapping all over the place and sacrificing people in the woods
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Nov 19, 2014 07:17
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a lawyer
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Nov 19, 2014 07:18
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Harime Nui posted:Weak sauce, you have to reach level 3 before you even have a 35% chance to hide in shadows! They level up really quickly though. Like four times as fast as a wizard.
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Nov 19, 2014 07:18
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The guy who would scrape dirt off of people with a strigil
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Nov 19, 2014 07:21
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prezbuluskey posted:insurance adjuster
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Nov 19, 2014 07:27
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I'll be honest, and this is the answer for most of the thread: A tenant farmer.
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Nov 19, 2014 07:35
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gnarlyhotep posted:stammering son of royalty whom everyone assumes is retarded but eventually becomes emperor Would never happen....
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Nov 19, 2014 07:38
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dog catcher
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Nov 19, 2014 07:39
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The voice of reason.
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Nov 19, 2014 07:40
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Did gladiators have fluffers?
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Nov 19, 2014 07:43
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Pulp Can Move posted:Did gladiators have fluffers? I didn't look this up or anything, but I can pretty much guarantee you that they did.
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Nov 19, 2014 07:44
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Since i am a native american, p sure i woupd die of like cold. Ifi didnt, i would be in circus.
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Nov 19, 2014 07:45
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gnarlyhotep posted:stammering son of royalty whom everyone assumes is retarded but eventually becomes emperor No royalty in Rome since the fall of the monarchy. Shameful, not knowing this basic poo poo... I'd be Cicero.
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Nov 19, 2014 07:45
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A stand-up philospher. I'd coalesce the vapor of human experience into a viable and logical comprehension.
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Nov 19, 2014 07:47
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i would be antoninus pius and just chill out and enjoy being an emperor while building temples and poo poo and then die of old age
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Nov 19, 2014 07:47
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I would be Grumio.
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Nov 19, 2014 07:49
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I'd be the decadent aristocrat who would throw his slaves into his giant vat of hungry lamprey eels, and then eat said eels so I'd be basically like a rich, super-stylish vampire by proxy.
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Nov 19, 2014 07:52
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Maybe a rower on a massive trireme, purposely slacking off to feel the lick of the whip.
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Nov 19, 2014 07:53
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Be an unemployed citizen who lives off the bread dole and spends all his time going to the arena. Its what those legionaries are dying for!
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Nov 19, 2014 07:54
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H.H posted:No royalty in Rome since the fall of the monarchy. Shameful, not knowing this basic poo poo... Beloved by posterity, hated by his contemporaries?
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Nov 19, 2014 07:54
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eSports Chaebol posted:Beloved by posterity, hated by his contemporaries? Stabbed to death.
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Nov 19, 2014 07:55
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The dude that wipes the olive oil from your butt cheeks at the baths.
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eSports Chaebol posted:Beloved by posterity, hated by his contemporaries? Agag posted:Stabbed to death. Hated by Latin students for posterity.
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Nov 19, 2014 07:57
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gettin' crucified
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Nov 19, 2014 07:57
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Harime Nui posted:Weak sauce, you have to reach level 3 before you even have a 35% chance to hide in shadows! what the gently caress is this IIe bullshit?
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Nov 19, 2014 07:58
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Don't blame me, it was ancient times!
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Nov 19, 2014 08:01
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My store sells sponges-on-sticks for wiping your rear end! The next time you're sitting next to twenty other dudes at the public toilets and reach down to wet your sponge in the ol' poo poo-stained-sponge-moistening-gutter that runs in front of you, why not impress your neighbors with a fancy, stylish sponge-on-a-stick made of ivory, whalebone, or gold? Our new proprietary "sanitary" sponge-on-a-stick technology has an absorbent handguard to prevent poo poo-water from running down the stick onto your hand! It is as if Vulcan himself forged our fine sponges-on-sticks--from Britannia to Judea, you won't find better craftsmanship!
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Nov 19, 2014 08:02
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Actually as a moderator of a Roman forum my responsibility would mostly be to chisel "in positum fuerit super vetitum ipse" on a bust of Galba.
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Nov 19, 2014 08:02
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Vomitorium cleaner
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Snatch Duster posted:Since i am a native american, p sure i woupd die of like cold. Bosmer get pretty good racial bonuses
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Nov 19, 2014 08:11
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sum homo
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Slitherin
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Time traveler/anachronistic bath house owner.
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Felationist
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My first choice would be Vestal virgin, and my second's an hetaira (sp?).
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I.C. posted:My first choice would be Vestal virgin, but my reality would be…starts with an 'h' and is a specialized profession…shoot...
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