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I.C. posted:My first choice would be Vestal virgin, but my reality would be…starts with an 'h' and is a specialized profession…shoot... Hooper? ᛬ᛊᚺᛁᛏ᛫ᚾᚢ᛫ᛈᚫᛃᚷ᛬᛬᛬ᚷᛟᛏᚫ᛫ᚦᛁᚾᚲ᛫ᛟᚠ᛫ᛊᛟᛗᚦᛁᛜ᛫ᚷᚢᛞ᛬᛬᛬
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I edited my thing cuz it took me forever to get what I meant to say! Hooper was good in She-Devil
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Nov 19, 2014 08:34
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id be the nubile young man the emperor fucks because girls are gross
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Nov 19, 2014 08:52
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Assassin . Straight up murder rich fat men and gently caress society bitches.
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Lord_Ferritos posted:Assassin . Straight up murder rich fat men and gently caress society bitches. ᛬ᛈᛖᚱᚺᚫᛈᛊ᛫ᛁ᛫ᚲᚢᛚᛞ᛫ᛁᚾᛏᛖᛃᚱᛊᛏ᛫ᛃᚢ᛫ᛁᚾ᛫ᛊᛟᛗ᛫ᚫᛃᚲᛊ᛬ᚺᛖᛞᛊ᛫ᚫᚾᛞ᛫ᛊᚺᛖᛖᛈ᛫ᛊᚲᛁᚾᛊ᛬
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Nov 19, 2014 08:56
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orgy organisation specialist
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I would be the gladiator that gets brutally murdered by the new, up and coming gladiator. Probably use the gayest weapon they had, like the net or something.
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I'd be an aborigine cos they pretty much lived in paradise until england come hosed it up with their poo poo and I wouldnt dieas early, hopefully
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Nov 19, 2014 09:03
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Lord_Ferritos posted:Assassin . Straight up murder rich fat men and gently caress society bitches. what would the roman version of internet tough guy be? guy who brags about how cool and tough he is at the bath houses? thatd be you probably
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Kung Food posted:I would be the gladiator that gets brutally murdered by the new, up and coming gladiator. Probably use the gayest weapon they had, like the net or something. I would use the wand and we would end up kissing
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Nov 19, 2014 09:08
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Lord_Ferritos posted:Assassin . Straight up murder rich fat men and gently caress society bitches. This is the secret best class but it means you'll get Paladins on your rear end if your DM is a bitch 
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Nov 19, 2014 09:23
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Harime Nui posted:This is the secret best class but it means you'll get Paladins on your rear end if your DM is a bitch I'm pretty sure you have to be a bitch to want to be a DM, so get ready for paladin loving. On a related note, "barbarians" totally wore armor, and none of your stupid puzzles would work that way, Chris!
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Official Pornographer in Service to the Imperial Throne.Suetonius posted:On retiring to Capri [the Emperor Tiberius] devised a pleasance for his secret orgies: teams of wantons of both sexes, selected as experts in deviant intercourse and dubbed analists, copulated before him in triple unions to excite his flagging passions. Its bedrooms were furnished with the most salacious paintings and sculptures, as well as with an erotic library, in case a performer should need an illustration of what was required.
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Nov 19, 2014 09:30
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I'd probably be working at Little Caesars or writing the script for disneys Hercules. Maybe both. Yeah both. Then I'd take off my gladiator sandals and hop into bed with Lonesome Dwarf.
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Nov 19, 2014 09:50
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PixieDreamGirl posted:I'm drunk you saucy minx
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Nov 19, 2014 09:54
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I would start a payday loan operation.
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shiksa posted:what would the roman version of internet tough guy be? the gauls :iamafag:
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Fiend posted:I would start a payday loan operation. No-credit financing for chariot wheels
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theres an incredibly sketchy company out here in LA called ez rims 4 rent who have ads on kday that are the only things ive ever heard that flat out say "rent rims from us or you will die a virgin" id start the roman version of that company and pay the fat guy in the forum to announce that i am renting *oratorical gesture* true roman rims *oratorical gesture* for true romans, who enjoy getting laid
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gnarlyhotep posted:you saucy minx Is that Roman for good house wife?
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PixieDreamGirl posted:I'm drunk ᛬ᚹᛖᛚᚲᛟᛗ᛫ᛏᛟ᛫ᚦᛖ᛫ᚲᛚᚢᛒ᛬
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BLARGHLE posted:᛬ᚹᛖᛚᚲᛟᛗ᛫ᛏᛟ᛫ᚦᛖ᛫ᚲᛚᚢᛒ᛬ The first two letters say PM, can't really figure out the rest. You want me to PM you some nudes little forum Babby?
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PixieDreamGirl posted:The first two letters say PM, can't really figure out the rest. You want me to PM you some nudes little forum Babby? It says "welcome to the club". I found an elder futhark translator, so I've been going hog wild with it. I thought somebody would figure it out sooner or later, but I guess not.
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BLARGHLE posted:It says "welcome to the club". I found an elder futhark translator, so I've been going hog wild with it. I thought somebody would figure it out sooner or later, but I guess not. Oh ok sweety. Well I'll tell you what. It was very creative. So you get A for effort.
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I'd be a rent boy
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PixieDreamGirl posted:Oh ok sweety. Well I'll tell you what. It was very creative. So you get A for effort. ᛬ᚦᚫᛏ'ᛊ᛫ᚾᛇᚲ᛫ᚫᚾᛞ᛫ᚫᛚ᛫ᛒᚢᛏ᛫ᛁ᛫ᚺᚫᛃᚹ᛫ᛏᛟ᛫ᚷᛟ᛫ᛏᛟ᛫ᛒᛖᛞ᛬ ᛬ᚫᛚᛊᛟ᛫ᚦᛖ᛫ᛊᛏᚱᚢᚲᛏᛃᚢᚱ᛫ᛟᚠ᛫ᚦᛁᛊ᛫ᛚᚫᛜᚢᚫᛃᚷ᛫ᛁᛊ᛫ᚱᛖᛚᛃ᛫ᛁᚾᛏᛖᛃᚱᛊᛏᛁᛜ᛬᛫ᛁ᛫ᛏᚱᛇᛞ᛫ᛏᛟ᛫ᛚᛖᚱᚾ᛫ᚫ᛫ᛒᛁᛏ᛫ᛟᚠ᛫ᛁᛏ᛫ᛃᛖᚱᛊ᛫ᚫᚷᛟ᛫ᛒᚢᛏ᛫ᚾᛟᛒᛟᛞᛃ᛫ᚾᛟᚹᛊ᛫ᚺᛟᚹ᛫ᛁᛏ᛫ᛁᛊ᛫ᚫᚲᛏᚢᚫᛚᛃ᛫ᛊᛈᛟᚾ᛫ᚫᚾᛞ᛫ᛁ᛫ᚲᚫᚾ᛫ᛒᚫᛃᚱᛚᛃ᛫ᛞᛖᛚ᛫ᚹᛁᚦ᛫ᛒᛟᚦ᛫ᛊᛈᚫᚾᛁᛊᚺ᛫ᚫᚾᛞ᛫ᛖᛜᛚᛁᛊᚺ᛫ᛊᛟ᛫ᛁᛏ᛫ᚹᚫᛊ᛫ᚫᚾ᛫ᛖᛃᚲᛊᚱᚲᛇᛊ᛫ᛁᚾ᛫ᚠᚢᛏᛁᛚᛁᛏᛃ᛬᛫ᚫᛚᛊᛟ᛫ᚦᛁᛊ᛫ᚦᛁᛜ᛫ᛃᚢᛊᛏ᛫ᛏᚱᚫᚾᛊᛚᚫᛃᛏᛊ᛫ᚦᛖ᛫ᛚᛖᛏᛖᚱᛊ/ᛊᚢᚾᛞᛊ᛫ᚾᛟᛏ᛫ᚦᛖ᛫ᚫᚲᛏᚢᚫᛚ᛫ᚹᛟᚱᛞᛊ᛫ᚢᚾᛚᛇᚲ᛫ᚷᚢᚷᛚᛖ᛫ᛏᚱᚫᚾᛊᛚᚫᛃᛏ᛫ᛟᚱ᛫ᚹᚺᚫᛃᛏᚹᛖᚱ᛬ ᛬ᚹᚺᚢᛈᛊ᛫ᛊᛟᚱᛃ᛫ᚠᛟᚱ᛫ᛒᚱᛖᚲᛁᛜ᛫ᚦᛖ᛫ᛏᚫᛒᛚᛖᛊ᛬
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BLARGHLE posted:᛬ᚦᚫᛏ'ᛊ᛫ᚾᛇᚲ᛫ᚫᚾᛞ᛫ᚫᛚ᛫ᛒᚢᛏ᛫ᛁ᛫ᚺᚫᛃᚹ᛫ᛏᛟ᛫ᚷᛟ᛫ᛏᛟ᛫ᛒᛖᛞ᛬ Listen here ya little poo poo! Not sure what you said but nobody talks ta me that way!
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probably a philosopher. since i do like to sit on my rear end all day contemplating about dumb poo poo
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Frisky posted:probably a philosopher. since i do like to sit on my rear end all day contemplating about dumb poo poo So a GBS poster I can get behind that
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I'd be a madwoman, begging in the streets and  to passersby "I like chariots, do you like chariots?"
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Nov 19, 2014 11:33
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Probably either slave or dying as an infant, those were both very popular professions back then
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I'd be a slave shovelling poo poo. To dump on other slaves shovelling poo poo. Especially on Marcus. He's such a pleb.
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Being a pleb would actually be a significant promotion for a slave
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i would be a guy who makes gloves. a glovier. is that a job? i don't know much about roams, sorry.
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Mondian posted:A stand-up philospher. Oh, a bullshit artist!
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273423-X posted:Being a pleb would actually be a significant promotion for a slave Hmm.. Yeah. Roman-humpers? I am out of touch with roman society.
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