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skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

Feelin kind of bad, I opted for a 40oz of natural ice over king cobra tonight.

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SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
colt 45 is always the best

Rod Munch
Jul 17, 2001

Amused to Death
Aug 10, 2009

google "The Night Witches", and prepare for :stare:

SmokaDustbowl posted:

colt 45 is always the best

nah, st.ides or private stock


steel reserve is in fact always the worst though.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
once we got caught with a box of empty 40's as freshmen in college. the RA said this in the most deadpan serious way possible "why are you guys drinking that n**ger beer". like it wasn't even some racist jab, it was just said as a fact

i think about that sometimes

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012


I feel like this is the alpha and omega coming together to combine and create one awesome world-ending apocalypse.

All we need now is the LA Beast to chime in and the world is officially doomed

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Phraggah posted:

It took you 40 minutes son. Keep at it.

i was enjoying it.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

Sappo569 posted:

I feel like this is the alpha and omega coming together to combine and create one awesome world-ending apocalypse.

All we need now is the LA Beast to chime in and the world is officially doomed

im sorry, while this guy is awesome for many reasons, LA beast would come in look around and drink a whole case of 40's out of one giant tub

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

1gnoirents posted:

im sorry, while this guy is awesome for many reasons, LA beast would come in look around and drink a whole case of 40's out of one giant tub

Yea because he has no class or propensity for savoring the flavors of whatever he pours down his gullet #labelout

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

la beast wouldn't follow the fuckin blueprint (gently caress dorf)

CruJones
Feb 22, 2006

by Lowtax
Dorf foamed the gently caress out of the hydraulic fluid and the controls went to poo poo, that's what happened.
gently caress you Dorf.
Malt Liquor.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

40 oz of king cobra malt liquor *taps on glass furiously*

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

and I thought ski masks were just useful for skiing or robbing banks

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7bAH7u0jqE&list=LLV9oPT8yV0jLobQBokDoDkA

stay dead dorf

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

dorf responds:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1tKMuyymiU

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

rest in piss dorf


Thank you Trash Mammal. Welcome to dog world b*tch*s


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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



lol there are sww copycats

this loving rules

plumper fuckbus posted:

rest in piss dorf

reagan
Apr 29, 2008

by Lowtax
eatin out of a fuckin trash can

Phraggah
Nov 11, 2011

A rocket fuel made of Doritos? Yeah, I could kind of see it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPc54vjCLDU

xmas spirit

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



can anyone confirm if dorf has stayed dead since i last checked this thread

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

dads a mall cop posted:

this guy lives like a lion roars

Phraggah
Nov 11, 2011

A rocket fuel made of Doritos? Yeah, I could kind of see it.

dads a mall cop posted:

can anyone confirm if dorf has stayed dead since i last checked this thread

I think so?

Amateur Saboteur
Feb 5, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
i often wake at nights, disturbed at the fact dorf68 still hasn't made that big bear malt liquor video

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp

Amateur Saboteur posted:

i often wake at nights, disturbed at the fact dorf68 still hasn't made that big bear malt liquor video

well it's discontinued so

Phraggah
Nov 11, 2011

A rocket fuel made of Doritos? Yeah, I could kind of see it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=WpzdC5OofJM

In which SWW has a plastic grocery bag full of $1 bills.

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cLoguYq3CU

RIP DORF

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

just a reminder

dorf68's a oval office
drink molt liquor ONLY molt liquor
follow the blueprint
#labelout


Thank you Trash Mammal. Welcome to dog world b*tch*s


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Cosmos
Jan 8, 2006

All that is or was or ever will be
Alright I'm going for it tonight what kind of molt liquor should I pick up from the store?

Will be sure to drink it label out of course

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

king cobra>colt 45 dbl malt>colt 45>anything else except big bear.
gently caress dorf

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone
SWW for 2016!

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



:guinness: plus :thumbsup: plus gently caress dorf

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



also if all of you dumb rear end fuckers ain't drinking the molt right now then man up before you bitches get earth demoted to a dorf planet

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

dads a mall cop posted:

also if all of you dumb rear end fuckers ain't drinking the molt right now then man up before you bitches get earth demoted to a dorf planet

rest in piss dorf

Cosmos
Jan 8, 2006

All that is or was or ever will be
#labelout

follow the blueprint



gently caress you dorf, drink only molt liquor

gonna wear my balaclava while i drink this bitch to follow the blueprint to maximum accuracy

Phraggah
Nov 11, 2011

A rocket fuel made of Doritos? Yeah, I could kind of see it.

plumper fuckbus posted:

just a reminder

dorf68's a oval office
drink molt liquor ONLY molt liquor
follow the blueprint
#labelout

5


Sweet Tea posted:

rest in piss dorf



Cosmos posted:

#labelout



oh poo poo, its getting real now

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

it's christmas break. colt 45 did double the malt on this one.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

why is it so hard to find molt liquor in this goddamn hipster city

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

mickey's aint bad as long as it's not plastic.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
i wonder what sww does for a living. puts down 40s like it's his job and pays next to nothing to do it getting them by the case, world class rock skipper, sweet car; probably an engineer

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Cosmos
Jan 8, 2006

All that is or was or ever will be
Mickey's is good stuff that was my go to 40 for years

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