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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

last time i drank a mickeys it had a wide mouth 40 oz glass bottle. is it still like that? it was like 10 years ago

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

no wide mouth sorry friend

mickeys and oe are the only things I've been able to find around here, even the lovely hood stores have a healthy selection of hipster beers

what a world

rest in piss dorf

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

plumper fuckbus posted:

no wide mouth sorry friend

mickeys and oe are the only things I've been able to find around here, even the lovely hood stores have a healthy selection of hipster beers

what a world

rest in piss dorf

that's because mickeys is the pbr of malt liquor


they come in regular 40s and six pack grenades which are wide mouthed

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i don't like the wide mouth.

:respek:

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Phraggah
Nov 11, 2011

A rocket fuel made of Doritos? Yeah, I could kind of see it.

label out

I wonder how he chooses weather to be in his castle of 40oz cases or in the crawlspace.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
mickey's is low abv but it is a fine acceptable example of molt liquor

the only liqour store near me only sells 40s and hand grenades of mickeys

went into the city today tho and have some Magnum 40s, drinking currently, label out, thumb up

sketch_nimrod
Apr 1, 2010
gently caress you dorf

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

this holiday season, follow the fuckin blueprint. rest in piss dorf. you foamy bitch

Bugdrvr
Mar 7, 2003

Stay dead Dorf you fuckin oval office. Molt liquor



I've also found out that three of my friends have never had molt liquor in their lives. I kindly suggested they go into their garage and hang themfuckinselves or get some malt liquor and follow the blueprint.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

40 oz of king cobra malt liquor is fuckin delicious. kill yo self, dorf

Cabernet Sovereign
Jun 14, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5VXOgHeICM

New malt liquor video. It's too bad you cant get Christmas trees in Synergy Green™. Malt liquor!

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpzdC5OofJM

combos and 40s :911:

#StayDeadDorf

Phraggah
Nov 11, 2011

A rocket fuel made of Doritos? Yeah, I could kind of see it.
It's getting close to New Years, Gents. I better see some labels out there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8wfC55aALo

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone

KennyLoggins posted:

#StayDeadDorf

MOLT LIQUOR™

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





I hope I handle my mid life crisis as well as this guy is. God bless youtube.

Edit: Whatever happened to that old guy who would upload like 5 videos a day of him smoking a different pipe to random music? He was awesome.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8

NYM_Oak_74
Jan 29, 2015

KennyLoggins posted:

MOLT LIQUOR™



Gimme my MOLT LIQUOR!

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



can i get a dorf status update please?

NYM_Oak_74
Jan 29, 2015

social vegan posted:

can i get a dorf status update please?

Dorf68 is still "dead". SWW, Fallstaff, JVega419, 209jjones, MrMet40oz, MrRainer009, and Farkles1 have all called out Dorf. He won't acknowledge.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



dorf bitch

NYM_Oak_74
Jan 29, 2015

Cool Ranch Doritos are SWW's favorite brand of fresh snacks. Batten down the hatches. Be bold. Be smooth. Be powerful. Hurricane MOLT LIQUOR.

TurboTax
Oct 9, 2012

Smugworth posted:

drink molt liquor ONLY molt liquor

Look closely at what he's drinking:





If a leader fails, will his people lead?

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Are you telling me this gently caress dorfed us

TurboTax
Oct 9, 2012

social vegan posted:

Are you telling me this gently caress dorfed us

Off the blueprint, dorfed up, foamed up

STEELE CONCEALED – A NATION MUST HEAL

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



TurboTax posted:

STEELE CONCEALED – A NATION MUST HEAL

poo poo I don't know what to believe anymore

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA
Stay dead, dorf, you rear end in a top hat

molt liquor

TurboTax
Oct 9, 2012
Ok, I've been thinking, the Meat Mountain has seven meats, Private Stock is 7% alcohol, Jesus says to forgive seventy-seven times ("I tell you, not seven times, but seventy-seven times"). It can't be a coincidence

SWW: forgiven, no foam, back on the blueprint

In the game, burch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wG1qvZwHp4Y

NYM_Oak_74
Jan 29, 2015

TurboTax posted:

Ok, I've been thinking, the Meat Mountain has seven meats, Private Stock is 7% alcohol, Jesus says to forgive seventy-seven times ("I tell you, not seven times, but seventy-seven times"). It can't be a coincidence

SWW: forgiven, no foam, back on the blueprint

In the game, burch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wG1qvZwHp4Y

http://youtu.be/PThz7rUzm9E http://youtu.be/l_See5h2loA The first and second installments of all day super bowl MOLT LIQUOR coverage.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

sww hosed up. i'm gonna have to drink 40 oz of malt liquor in these trying times.

NYM_Oak_74
Jan 29, 2015

Sweet Tea posted:

sww hosed up. i'm gonna have to drink 40 oz of malt liquor in these trying times.

That's probably off of his Facebook page. The Blueprint does not cover bars, restaurants or events. Only YouTube videos. He would NEVER drink anything except MOLT LIQUOR on camera.

NYM_Oak_74
Jan 29, 2015
http://youtu.be/oSGNSY282h4 JVega419's MALT WARS. "Sith Malt Liquor Lords..."

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


stay fuckin' dead dorf.

label out

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


rest in piss dorf

Sarah Cenia
Apr 2, 2008

Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me
I went to 2 gas stations and a 7-11 but couldn't find King Cobra. Disappointing.
Got a Colt 45 instead. Molt licka.

ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

i've been drinking so much st. ides recently my life sucks

Phraggah
Nov 11, 2011

A rocket fuel made of Doritos? Yeah, I could kind of see it.

NYM_Oak_74 posted:

http://youtu.be/oSGNSY282h4 JVega419's MALT WARS. "Sith Malt Liquor Lords..."

Holy poo poo

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Phraggah posted:

Holy poo poo

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

Achtane posted:

I went to 2 gas stations and a 7-11 but couldn't find King Cobra. Disappointing.
Got a Colt 45 instead. Molt licka.
that is some bullshit. King Cobra is the best

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matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

~~~~~~~
i only suck dick in self defense
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and at the bookstore
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i drank two steel reserves one night and then the next day i had explodey green diarrhea

never again

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