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Harime Nui posted:I live off public funds to study land lease contracts of people who died 1,000 years ago, I mean I literally cannot justify my own existence even to myself haha Knowledge is fun and important. Don't fall for the claim that there are only certain jobs that are 'real jobs', it's a flawed argument.
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odincode posted:Knowledge is fun and important. Don't fall for the claim that there are only certain jobs that are 'real jobs', it's a flawed argument. if you don;t work on your feet, you are part of the problem.
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Nov 19, 2014 18:07
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You should memorize the wikipedia entry for gasoline and just talk about that all the time.
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Nov 19, 2014 18:16
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ask people about their lives, but not in a creepy way
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Nov 19, 2014 18:17
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Some people have cool stuff to tell I found out. Problem 1 they don't know it, 2 they won't tell you unless they are drunk/know you., 3 you see the same idiots everyday and it gets old
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Nov 19, 2014 19:23
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i wish i had more brain problems so i could live off state funds, eating macaroni in bed all day.
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Nov 19, 2014 19:57
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SniperWoreConverse posted:
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Nov 19, 2014 20:14
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9p9Yr1U2KA
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BKPR posted:i wish i had more brain problems so i could live off state funds, eating macaroni in bed all day. I do this, ama
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Nov 19, 2014 21:59
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Apthous posted:When you become an adult you realize that social interaction is completely useless. Wow. This actually explains so many things about how lovely everyone is. We should all just hang ourselves right now.
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Nov 19, 2014 22:34
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i never beat persona 4, and i don't believe for a second the gas station attendant did it. i read the op, and i immediately wondered if all games i never beat have equally twist endings. its liek the most scooby-doo bullshit i could fathom
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Nov 19, 2014 22:45
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Tautologicus posted:Not a chemist either but gasoline never enters a gaseous state, it always remains heavier than air..fuel injectors spray it as a finely controlled mist and mix it with a finely controlled amount of air before it's all ignited together. It can be ignited in whatever form you want, that just wouldn't be effective at powering an engine. Wrong gasoline vaporizes very well at atmospheric pressure. When you fill a bottle with gas and take a big huff that's not a mist that's actual gas vapor you're breathing Also being heavier than air 8snt what nakes things a liquid or gas. for examlple co2 is heavier than air but still a gas Basically op I recommend huffing gas that will solve your problem
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Nov 20, 2014 15:24
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krampster2 posted:Bitch just get me the drat sausage roll and take my money it isn't hard holy poo poo. Hey man I was browsing sausage making videos the other day and found some footage of pork sausage industry machinery They actually liquify whole live infant pigs and stuff the paste in artificial casing. See OP there are worse places to work.
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Nov 20, 2014 15:54
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Nurel posted:Hey man I was browsing sausage making videos the other day and found some footage of pork sausage industry machinery lmao, really? i should eat more sausage
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Nov 20, 2014 15:56
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Yup, regular pigbrains and pigshit on a bun, they don't even gut the beasts. No wonder the frankfurter hot dog was invented in central Europe. Here's some footage of liquified mammal consumption in early 40's Germany editted to include rich historical content Mr. Pickles fucked around with this message at 16:14 on Nov 20, 2014 |
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Nov 20, 2014 16:07
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post in e/n please
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Nov 20, 2014 17:07
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Gladly, but what is an e/n and how do I implement it in my posts?
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Nov 20, 2014 17:14
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Nov 20, 2014 17:21
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dude that's what dumas looked like? holy poo poo i shoulda known he was the grrm of his day
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Nov 20, 2014 17:29
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if it makes u feel better op i had two job interviews this week and almost certainly bombed on both of em cuz i dont schmooze well at all
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Nov 20, 2014 17:32
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bonvivant posted:I'm supposed to be working at a gas station this week and I love drinking and I'm afraid the other 30 year old employees will make fun of my social anxiety. Literally clerks haha
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Nov 20, 2014 17:32
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krampster2 posted:A gas station (fuel station, it's a liquid you pesky americans) neighbours my work, the lady behind the counter is an uber bitch. Every time I go in to buy a sausage roll she loving rolls her eyes and acts like I'm an annoyance, idgi. Bitch just get me the drat sausage roll and take my money it isn't hard holy poo poo. It's short for gasoline, the fuel used in the vast majority of American cars. hth
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Nov 20, 2014 17:34
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"so what makes you want to work in %INDUSTRY, mr randroid" "haha well bob funny story but im literally going to blow my brains out in public if im still working my current job in a years time"
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Nov 20, 2014 17:35
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paranoid randroid posted:"so what makes you want to work in %INDUSTRY, mr randroid" i usually open with the suicide gambit, it takes some difficult play in the midgame but pays off really well if you manage it right
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Nov 20, 2014 17:37
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krampster2 posted:A gas station (fuel station, it's a liquid you pesky americans) 
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Nov 20, 2014 17:39
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well bob id say my strongest characteristic is my ability to ignore my own perpetual, sucking mediocrity for entire months at a time until i wake up in a cold sweat at the realization that this is, in fact, my life and not the lead-up to something better haha also im a quick learner and readily accept leadership opportunities haha paranoid randroid fucked around with this message at 17:43 on Nov 20, 2014 |
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Nov 20, 2014 17:40
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paranoid randroid posted:"so what makes you want to work in %INDUSTRY, mr randroid" I am very excited about having a job as a cog in the machine that is your giant company and pushing numbers around all day sir! Incredibly excited In 5 years I see myself definitely not drunk and face-down in a shallow ditch
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Nov 20, 2014 17:41
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well i'm hoping to move on from one job i hate now to another i'll hate in a few years look paranoid, i think you're a pretty great poster bud, so at least you have that going for you
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Nov 20, 2014 17:45
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and yes you can use me as a reference, just buy me a medium frosty sometime
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Nov 20, 2014 17:45
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im joking entirely, the interviewer (hot blond, 7.5/10) made bedroom eyes the entire time and did sexy emphasis on words (we're interested in... pursuing this matter) so now im gonna be VP of Hooch and Skirt Chasing for Sex Company 12
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Nov 20, 2014 17:48
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homg u lucky guy u totally got me
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Nov 20, 2014 17:49
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when did she take off her glasses and let her hair down at the same time and shake it all so it cascaded down really bodily? like five, seven minutes in? there's a lot of science indicating just how ready she was to go depending on how long this tooik
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Nov 20, 2014 17:50
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nah but for totally real i would love to walk into a room and have a guy go, sup we are willing to give you X dollars to do a job and not gently caress up. are you prepared for such a relationship y/n? instead of this weird psychodrama dance where they like try to plumb you for weird oblique information with questions like "what do you think of when you hear the phrase business informatics?"
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Nov 20, 2014 18:01
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dude they paid upwards of a million dollars for a consulting firm to help them streamline their hiring analytics, kyou think theyre gonna let that poo poo go to waste by just asking you "do u have what it takes??"
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Nov 20, 2014 18:03
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their questions are getting stranger. i had a guy back in april ask if i thought modern art was art. i almost just straight up asked him what the correct answer was b/c i could not think of what information he was trying to transmit or glean or whatever
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Nov 20, 2014 18:09
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that was the question the guys in HR bet him he wouldnt ask and he won beer for the whole night the following friday.
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Nov 20, 2014 18:12
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they are just getting more and more desperate to not make bad hires (despite the soft labor market?) so new means of reading the interview tea leaves are devised and implemented constantly it's getting real weird, yeah
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Nov 20, 2014 18:13
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working for a company developing new strategies for interviews would be hilarious and probably quite lucrative
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Nov 20, 2014 18:15
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i moved recently and applied to target to try and get a quick job until i could find something else (lol they rejected me after an interview, was like drat son); their online application includes a questionnaire, and the questions on that 50 loving page masterpiece were really fascinating
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who do i talk to about getting into hiring analytics, i want to throw potential hires into a magical realism world where the man who is holding their career in his hands is wearing a novelty dr seuss hat and asking them deeply bizarre questions in rhyming couplets
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