Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
unfortunately the hiring process for hiring analytics is even more esoteric than for the "regularA" world

you'r ebasically entering into the 7 realms of the holy of holies and at every gate there's a morwe powerful more moysterious and more dangerous angel guarding your entry into the next highest realm

so good luck and prepare to feexd them little pounds of your soul

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
i think the best way to interview would be a week long scavenger hunt, so you can see how hard people are willing to work for the job.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
battle royale is the best proven effective method

weed out applicants by killer instinct and improvisational gumption

shows who is flexible, devoted, doesn't cave under stress... you'd be surprised who turns out to be fire hardened steel and whos a mushy apple (hint it's the quiet female asian stereotype, that brash dude who you thought would be a good hrie is actually ac omplete poo poo and selfish coward)

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

nomadologique posted:

battle royale is the best proven effective method

weed out applicants by killer instinct and improvisational gumption

shows who is flexible, devoted, doesn't cave under stress... you'd be surprised who turns out to be fire hardened steel and whos a mushy apple (hint it's the quiet female asian stereotype, that brash dude who you thought would be a good hrie is actually ac omplete poo poo and selfish coward)

then nothing except non functional autistic fighting machines would get hired.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
show me a cadre of non functional autistic fighting machiens, and i will show u a force capable of changing the world

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

You want to see arcane loving interviews, try applying to be a trainee lawyer




:gun suicide emote face I can't find on the awful app:

  • Locked thread