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Tace Vim posted:(pool guy actually fixes the pool) got arrested for sexual assault for instinctively shoving my hands into the pants of the pizza guy.
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Nov 20, 2014 03:19
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People said colonoscopy was a bitch, but that went pretty well
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Nov 20, 2014 05:39
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I thought I fired my last load but I got one more in me. *blows brains out*
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welp, gotta take a leak *dick comes outta unzipped pants like slinky down steps*
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babypolis posted:well i dont have any marketable skills besides sucking cock, and no one wants to see my shriveled degraded body anymore, what should i do?? Your scenario falls apart immediately upon you insinuating that there is no audience out there for old, shriveled woman whose only marketable skills are giving good head.
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Want to trade your anti anxiety pills for your adult ADD meds? gently caress it lets just score some crystal, wanna throw down?
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kingcom posted:I thought I fired my last load but I got one more in me. *blows brains out* that was quite the dark twist
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I'm 48 years old and my stepfather is still raping me. I've had enough of this poo poo.
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Apthous posted:I'm 48 years old and my stepfather is still raping me. I've had enough of this poo poo. The problem is he's my manager and controls my money because I'm a child educationally so what do I do?
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*Upgrades my implants so it looks like someone sawed a bowling ball in half and welded it to my chest [ie 95% of all implants]* Hmm yes this looks attractive and will make my dad finally pay attention to me
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Nov 21, 2014 01:59
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at least I got to sleep with Charlie Sheen
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*Gets degree from community college, writes long essays justifying my career* "yeah i started doing porn because my drug dealer boyfriend tricked me into it, but ive since found that it's empowering to women"
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kingcom posted:I thought I fired my last load but I got one more in me. *blows brains out*
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