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TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

evilpicard posted:

Do you know what a guitar sounds like?

well technically if you have the right equipment they can sound like anything unless they are acoustic.

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Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW

evilpicard posted:

Do you know what a guitar sounds like?

I know what a guitar sounds like. When I play a guitar it sounds like an angel crying.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6omsDyFNlk

If you like this video you are a xenophile

Inevitablelongshot
Mar 26, 2010
I can never remember, is ephebophile the good one or the bad one?

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.
i jacked off to this video and now i'm gay

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
that young woman is dancing very provocatively

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i wonder how many artists today would go full on pedobait if they had the looks. probably a lot

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

quakster posted:

i wonder how many artists today would go full on pedobait if they had the looks. probably a lot

you mean like all of the female singers nickelodeon and disney have been pimping?

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
trup sprang

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


Hey I remember liking Alizee back when I was 14. Now look at me:



I blame it all on Alizee.

Your Rain
Nov 29, 2006
All those born beneath an angry star.
I only watch real teens on playgrounds, not some adult pretending to be 1!!!!

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Your Rain posted:

I only watch real teens on playgrounds, not some adult pretending to be 1!!!!

why are those teens on a playground? are they retarded? are you a retard child lvoer?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

babypolis posted:

why are those teens on a playground? are they retarded? are you a retard child lvoer?

i think he meant tweens

Your Rain
Nov 29, 2006
All those born beneath an angry star.

babypolis posted:

why are those teens on a playground? are they retarded? are you a retard child lvoer?

Are you telling me you aren't a retarded child lover? I thought ephebephiles was for over 12-17? I dunno, my child love lexicon is very rusty I got out of jail

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
I like how we've gotten so hysterical about pedophiles people have started pretending that girls in their late teens are unattractive. Like yeah there's plenty of reasons of why you wouldn't want to date a 18 year old girl but her physical appearance is certainly not one of them. The entire women's beauty industry basically revolves around making them look at young as feasible because that's what men typically find attractive.

Inevitablelongshot posted:

I can never remember, is ephebophile the good one or the bad one?

It basically means anyone you might have slept with in high school in terms of age. Mid to late teens.

Your Rain
Nov 29, 2006
All those born beneath an angry star.

ArbitraryC posted:

I like how we've gotten so hysterical about pedophiles people have started pretending that girls in their late teens are unattractive. Like yeah there's plenty of reasons of why you wouldn't want to date a 18 year old girl but her physical appearance is certainly not one of them. The entire women's beauty industry basically revolves around making them look at young as feasible because that's what men typically find attractive.


It basically means anyone you might have slept with in high school in terms of age. Mid to late teens.

Get out, rapist

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014
I didn't click. HEll, I never do

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

whenever british people make their "old enough" jokes it really creeps me out for some reason. am i a cultural imperialist?

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

:yikes:

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEauWw9ZGrA

This is a better example because it stars an actual 17-year-old. Literally pedophiles.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
well you know 17 is legal in a lot of coun

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

mysterious loyall Y posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEauWw9ZGrA

This is a better example because it stars an actual 17-year-old. Literally pedophiles.

The age of consent is sixteen in a lot of places.

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012

‿︵‿︵‿︵‿Lean Addict︵‿︵‿︵‿
lol I love this song, thanks for reminding me to listen to it.

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry

Prettz posted:

if you watched it you're an ephebophile

THAT WASN'T PART OF THE DEAL!

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

mookface posted:

The age of consent is sixteen in a lot of places.
not in this thread it ain't :mrgw:

naem
May 29, 2011

BigBoss posted:

This is the best French sex video
http://youtu.be/s3RwVOSpcVo

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Apthous posted:

When I play a guitar it sounds like an angel crying.

That's just your mother in the next room.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
It's like it's 2008 all over again. Relive the start of the Recession by watching a French girl gyrate to pre-recorded music!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
great i'm on a watchlist now aren't i. thanks obama OP

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
:aatrek: :aatrek: :aatrek: :aatrek: :aatrek: :aatrek: :aatrek: :aatrek: :aatrek: :aatrek: :aatrek: :aatrek: :aatrek: :aatrek: :aatrek: :aatrek: :aatrek:

all goons are pedophiles. if you want to have sex with anyone under 30 then you're practially an ephebophile and if you're then an ephebophile then you're p much a pedophile

hope that helps!

R-Type
Oct 10, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Then I am an ephebophile. I like 18 year olds up. Kindly go in a corner and gently caress yourself, because I don't see any other way for you bro.

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

also if you are attracted to women who weigh less than 200 pounds

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cirhQ8iLdbw

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Prettz posted:

this honeypot failed completely, so as we bow out, have this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsqLi9LfiwM

this video owns

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




i would have sex with an 18 year old lady

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

hemale in pain posted:

i would have sex with an 18 year old lady

omfg hongeypott got one boys! this must be aatreks alt har har

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747
there were two convicted pedophiles at my last workplace, one went to jail again for diddling, AMA

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
this may be... doxxing... but do you happen to work for Something Awful LLC?

(aatrek joke)

I am not a book
Mar 9, 2013
I exclusively jack it to Lisa Ann to ensure that no one can accuse me of being a pedo.

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Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747

Xaris posted:

this may be... doxxing... but do you happen to work for Something Awful LLC?

(aatrek joke)

no

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