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paranoid randroid posted:i went to college with the daughter of the guy who owns salon. he showed up to graduation stoned and smoked weed in teh audience. anyhoo thats my brush with mediocrity story, thanx for reading. He sounds cool.
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# ? Nov 20, 2014 16:29 |
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# ? May 11, 2024 21:08 |
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http://www.salon.com/2014/11/22/the_real_jfk_mystery_50_years_later_why_the_infamous_murder_must_be_reinvestigated/ The real JFK mystery, 50 years later: Why the infamous murder must be reinvestigated lol jesus loving christ salon
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# ? Nov 22, 2014 17:37 |
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also wasnt the 50 year anniversary of jfk's death last year
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# ? Nov 22, 2014 17:40 |
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Yes but they'll whine a technicality on how "50 years later" can mean a general expression of "50 years or more later" instead of admitting that their title is poo poo.
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# ? Nov 22, 2014 17:56 |
"Boy, I sure wish I were Huffington Post or Buzzfeed"
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# ? Nov 22, 2014 18:20 |
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Falling in mall fountains,are you at risk?: shocking cell phone facts exposed
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# ? Nov 22, 2014 18:54 |
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My favorite part of the fat chicks salon article is the sentence "I wanted to tell my husband not to patronize the store" Like, I know that patronize means, but I also know how it's used: sarcastically. Not literally. CHRIST
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# ? Nov 22, 2014 19:34 |
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im a stupid poo poo with daddy issues, lemme write this cracked-ish clickbait 5 Reasons Why Oogling Women is Wrong Alright tomorrow I gotta get that 750000 Reasons Why it's OK to Oogle Hot Dudes is OK article done
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# ? Nov 22, 2014 19:36 |
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mind the walrus posted:Yes but they'll whine a technicality on how "50 years later" can mean a general expression of "50 years or more later" instead of admitting that their title is poo poo. In the under-headline, it says "on the 50th anniversary".
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 02:24 |
I didn't know what we were talking about, took one look at the website and lost what little faith I already had in journalism.
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 02:34 |
PixieDreamGirl posted:I didn't know what we were talking about, took one look at the website and lost what little faith I already had in journalism. Well of course it'd be the happiest days of her life, she's shooting up loving heroin
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 02:37 |
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PixieDreamGirl posted:I didn't know what we were talking about, took one look at the website and lost what little faith I already had in journalism. Hahaha christ.
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 02:51 |
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PixieDreamGirl posted:I didn't know what we were talking about, took one look at the website and lost what little faith I already had in journalism. lmfao
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 02:52 |
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PixieDreamGirl posted:I didn't know what we were talking about, took one look at the website and lost what little faith I already had in journalism. I had to go to the site because I didn't actually believe this was real; it is
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 03:45 |
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https://twitter.com/salondotcom
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 04:30 |
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Noyemi K posted:Well of course it'd be the happiest days of her life, she's shooting up loving heroin
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 04:48 |
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I wasted Mom and Dad's money on a MFA in Creative Writing despite the fact that I have always been a really mediocre writer. Harken to my overwrought prose about the size of my thighs and what chub-rub says about the post modern millenial Zeitgeist in Obama's America. (If this doesn't get accepted to Salon then I'll prob just add a grimy bathroom-mirror selfie and submit to Xojane.)
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 05:14 |
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mods pls change my name to "heroin dad"
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 05:19 |
City of Tampa posted:I love the articles where a really fat woman dresses strangely and does strange things in public, and secretly photographs random people walking by her that might be making a disapproving face (or might just be sneezing or doing anything else in the 1/1000 of a second that he picture was taken) and then she blames it on how much they hate fats. gently caress anyone who blames being fat on hyperthyroidism
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# ? Nov 24, 2014 05:23 |
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holy poo poo this site is for real?
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 01:20 |
Smug Mug posted:
unfortunately they're playing you man; it's time to sever
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 01:25 |
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Shasta Orange Soda posted:Does the GOP winning the midterm elections prove that the GOP is finally dead? I lolled at the angst over the midterm results. Maybe if the left went out to vote instead of being butthurt over the Obama failure/having a crying party about evil conservatives they might have gotten better results.
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 01:27 |
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why would the left vote for democrats
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 01:29 |
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there is no american left. its been ground into dust after 60 years of relentless propaganda. all there is left in its place is a perpetual outrage machine over ultimately meaningless cultural issues
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 01:34 |
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I ended up on the floor rocking and crying today while the man behind the counter at Starbucks asked me if I was all right. Here are the reasons I WASN'T.
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 01:47 |
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I'm a fat idiot baby and I won't stop crying.
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 21:22 |
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Nvm
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 21:27 |
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City of Tampa posted:I love the articles where a really fat woman dresses strangely and does strange things in public, and secretly photographs random people walking by her that might be making a disapproving face (or might just be sneezing or doing anything else in the 1/1000 of a second that he picture was taken) and then she blames it on how much they hate fats.
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 21:33 |
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:I ended up on the floor rocking and crying today while the man behind the counter at Starbucks asked me if I was all right. Here are the reasons I WASN'T. 1. He asked if I was all right. Doesn't he realize how loaded that word is? Not only is it clearly bad because it connotes conservatism, but it's also a slur against the left-handed community (and also a nanoaggression against feminism). Life would be so much easier if I were as ignorant as him.
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 21:34 |
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I broke up my marriage, and why you should too.
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 21:36 |
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This oNe Teen says more about race relations with this one gesture than words can ever say.
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 21:37 |
The tape that caused my marital meltdown When I saw the two of them kissing, so passionate, I wanted to bring that back to our marriage. Boy, did I screw up
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 21:41 |
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I had difficulties typing this article at my computer because my wrists are too limp, here is a list of reasons why I am marginalized in America
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 21:44 |
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quote:Haley Morris-Cafiero is currently compiling a book of her images from the “Wait Watchers” series. To contribute to the Kickstarter fund, click here. sry kids no christmas this year, papa had to give all his money to a fat idiot so she could make the worst book since mein kampf
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 21:46 |
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MY VAGINA
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 21:47 |
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Noyemi K posted:The tape that caused my marital meltdown i bet this ones real
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 21:49 |
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this and the heroin thing were amazing, what kind of retard reads this stuff on the regular. In the heroin one she literally dies and then never calls her dad again
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 22:00 |
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It's not that I'm not incredibly privileged to be an affluent cishet white woman in 21st century America. I am. But I still feel compelled to write 10,000 words about struggling to get a thigh gap
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 22:01 |
The 5th Foid posted:i bet this ones real It actually is
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 22:01 |
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10 Reason Why Appropriating Gluten Free Diets Hurts the Poor And My Dinner Choices
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