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jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
I've always wondered if tourism/traveling to the USA was hindered by the USA's health care system. "Not interested in visiting San Francisco, honey. What if I trip and break my leg?".

Not that the US really cares about tourism, though. I still always wondered.

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Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

Phoon posted:

america is hilarious

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
And don't come back! :argh:

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Melmac posted:

I've always wondered if tourism/traveling to the USA was hindered by the USA's health care system. "Not interested in visiting San Francisco, honey. What if I trip and break my leg?".

Not that the US really cares about tourism, though. I still always wondered.

Travel insurance is cheap as gently caress and you are covered for a lot

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum
You just say you don't have a job and no income / money and file for Medicaid while on the hospital bed then it's free ezpz

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
I have a good story that relates to this:
When my wife and I were trying to get pregnant, she would often suggest getting supplemental insurance. I would argue that we already had a Cadillac (really good) policy, but she just put her foot down and won the debate.

A few months pass, and we find out she's pregnant.

With triplets.

And a fibroid (benign tumor) in her uterus literally the size of a basketball.

One of the triplets got absorbed early on, but the remaining two twins grew around the tumor. She was hospitalized for pain for about 6 weeks, then gave birth two months early.

Adding up neonatal intensive care costs, and all the hospital visits, the bill came to over $2 million dollars.

Our policy paid for all of it but $5k. When you throw in the money she made from supplemental insurance (about $11k), we actually made money off our policies. Obviously we didn't profit because we still lost money from her missing work, but still.

We now have two beautiful healthy two-year-old boys and zero debt.

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum

Drunk Nerds posted:


We now have two beautiful healthy two-year-old boys and zero debt.

I wonder which one is the alpha that absorbed the beta missing one

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Drunk Nerds posted:

I have a good story that relates to this:
When my wife and I were trying to get pregnant, she would often suggest getting supplemental insurance. I would argue that we already had a Cadillac (really good) policy, but she just put her foot down and won the debate.

A few months pass, and we find out she's pregnant.

With triplets.

And a fibroid (benign tumor) in her uterus literally the size of a basketball.

One of the triplets got absorbed early on, but the remaining two twins grew around the tumor. She was hospitalized for pain for about 6 weeks, then gave birth two months early.

Adding up neonatal intensive care costs, and all the hospital visits, the bill came to over $2 million dollars.

Our policy paid for all of it but $5k. When you throw in the money she made from supplemental insurance (about $11k), we actually made money off our policies. Obviously we didn't profit because we still lost money from her missing work, but still.

We now have two beautiful healthy two-year-old boys and zero debt.

good binding of issac fan fic here.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

mookface posted:

Travel insurance is cheap as gently caress and you are covered for a lot

"A lot" doesn't seem to cover giving birth though. :lol:

Angela Lansburial
Feb 9, 2005
Nothing to see here.
What's so expensive about delivering a baby anyway? All you need is a $10 plunger from the hardware store and a bottle of whiskey and you're good to go.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

going on vacation while preggers is probably kinda dumb unless you are like trying to give birth and make your kid a foreign national

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

DeusExMachinima posted:

http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/million-dollar-baby-canadians-handed-1m-bill-after-woman-gives-birth-in-u-s-1.2107020

ooohh oh no wheres your socialist healthcare now? cant read legal agreements lady?

the ceo should call her up and be all like yo you suck my dick for 1hr and u get a mil

then she can feel all good about how much her time is worth and he can tell a baller story to his drinking buds, everyone wins

:laffo: @ the comments section.





Reminder that this woman was 6 months pregnant, not 8 or 9 months.

:qq: This country is in the shitter because someone who bought health insurance while traveling to the US 3 months before their due date wants the birth covered. What ever happened to personal responsibility? :qq:

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

BigwigML posted:

What's so expensive about delivering a baby anyway? All you need is a $10 plunger from the hardware store and a bottle of whiskey and you're good to go.

president carter was the first president born in a hospital. just go back to using bath tubs or someone post the picture of the family in the hot tub the lady gave birth in.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

numberoneposter posted:

going on vacation while preggers is probably kinda dumb unless you are like trying to give birth and make your kid a foreign national

It was 3 months before her due date.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
For Profit Healthcare?


WHAT A JOKE

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Top City Homo posted:

For Profit Healthcare?


WHAT A JOKE

Actually Blue Cross is a non-profit health insurance provider and they are not publically traded on the stock market Like Wellpoint, Cigna, and Humana are. :smug:

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Baba Ganoush posted:

I wonder which one is the alpha that absorbed the beta missing one

One came out yoked as gently caress. Can do chin ups and stuff now at one years old.

The twins never have to fight about who my favorite kid is: The one that got absorbed so we didn't have to raise triplets will forever be my pick.

Drunk Nerds fucked around with this message at 19:15 on Nov 19, 2014

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Melmac posted:

It was 3 months before her due date.
how long does a human/worker take to gestate? are they fully developed upon birth?

DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!

mookface posted:

They'll end up having to pay for it. They had a doctor ok her for travel and pacific blue cross knew about the pregnancy they're just scumbags

seriousposting in gbs for a sec here but yeah they'll prob have to pay out if they fight it in court its just a question of putting the money up front for a lawyer and not suiciding over the legalese court case poo poo

still probably easier to just suck the ceo's cock imho

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

Your Rain posted:

Which law degree does Somethingawful suggest for reading the insurance information when entering the USA?
It's simple really

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-usmvYOPfco&t=63s

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Drunk Nerds posted:

One came out yoked as gently caress. Can do chin ups and stuff now at one years old.

Thatd be pretty wild to have to boys the exact same age. Are they pretty solid bros to the end who have each other's back no matter what?

BEAR GRYLLZ
Jul 30, 2006

I have strong erections for Israel.
Strong, pathetic erections.

has anyone said the insurance company was completely in the right? because they were

foreigners coming over on "temporary" insurance policies constitute over 70% of the medical bills paid out by insurance companies in the US, this is a fact

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Old Dirty Cumburgs posted:

I mean, what's your child worth to you, I guess.

Six grand, tops. Anybody who says more is lying.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

mookface posted:

Thatd be pretty wild to have to boys the exact same age. Are they pretty solid bros to the end who have each other's back no matter what?

pretty sure this was a van damme movie and a jackie chan movie.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

mookface posted:

Thatd be pretty wild to have to boys the exact same age. Are they pretty solid bros to the end who have each other's back no matter what?

They're total bff buds, but the yoked one is kind of a bully. They are both hellbent on destroying everything they see and breaking every rule. Is that normal?

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Drunk Nerds posted:

They're total bff buds, but the yoked one is kind of a bully. They are both hellbent on destroying everything they see and breaking every rule. Is that normal?

loose cannon cops who break all the rules?

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Drunk Nerds posted:

They're total bff buds, but the yoked one is kind of a bully. They are both hellbent on destroying everything they see and breaking every rule. Is that normal?

Oh yeah. My sons are right close together too and they have dedicated their young lives to destruction.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

mookface posted:

Oh yeah. My sons are right close together too and they have dedicated their young lives to destruction.

Okay good. We have literally no furniture in our living room because they will drag it to climb up on the mantle, or over the gates, or just jump in the air and hit the floor face first.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

BEAR GRYLLZ posted:

foreigners coming over on "temporary" insurance policies constitute over 70% of the medical bills paid out by insurance companies in the US, this is a fact

Is there a source for this, because that's pretty heavy, man?

R-Type
Oct 10, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Drunk Nerds posted:

I have a good story that relates to this:
When my wife and I were trying to get pregnant, she would often suggest getting supplemental insurance. I would argue that we already had a Cadillac (really good) policy, but she just put her foot down and won the debate.

A few months pass, and we find out she's pregnant.

With triplets.

And a fibroid (benign tumor) in her uterus literally the size of a basketball.

One of the triplets got absorbed early on, but the remaining two twins grew around the tumor. She was hospitalized for pain for about 6 weeks, then gave birth two months early.

Adding up neonatal intensive care costs, and all the hospital visits, the bill came to over $2 million dollars.

Our policy paid for all of it but $5k. When you throw in the money she made from supplemental insurance (about $11k), we actually made money off our policies. Obviously we didn't profit because we still lost money from her missing work, but still.

We now have two beautiful healthy two-year-old boys and zero debt.

Your wife must be a disgusting fat to not notice a basketball sized tumor, which blob'ed on one of your spawn.

Xachariah
Jul 26, 2004

BEAR GRYLLZ posted:

has anyone said the insurance company was completely in the right? because they were

foreigners coming over on "temporary" insurance policies constitute over 70% of the medical bills paid out by insurance companies in the US, this is a fact

paying out is unprofitable so im pretty convinced they've worked out a way to pay back gently caress all like 90% of the time so nbd

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
good.

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
I dont get why its funny

GET IN THE ROBOT
Nov 28, 2007

JUST GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI
pro tip: never come to america, it's a bad country

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014
send this canuck back to the frozen north with a little hat that says 'STONED & OWNED IN KUAI'

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




I don't want to be controversial but charging people $1m for a medical problem seems hosed up!!!!

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

hemale in pain posted:

I don't want to be controversial but charging people $1m for a medical problem seems hosed up!!!!

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




it's a good thing she had the choice between being charged for medical aid or choosing to die and not pay a bill

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Tricky D posted:

It's just price gouging the foreigner. Standard business practices. Go USA!

She shoulda haggled the poo poo down to like 400k

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Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp

doctor 7 posted:

Jesus Christ America how lovely and bloated can your health care system be that it takes 1 million loving dollars to delivery a baby my god

It wasn't just "deliver a baby" though. The woman took up a hospital bed for six weeks, nurses/doctors and medical attention during that time, plus the birth itself - all that poo poo adds up.

This isn't just an America thing. You'd be nuts to travel anywhere overseas without adequate travel/sickness insurance. The bills add up for foreigners reeeeeal quick.

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