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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


When they are done right they can be pretty okay but usually they end up looking like poo poo and I would prefer to suck on some real titties that aren't big than suck on some fake plastic poo poo.

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
mmhmmm

that

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
silicone or saliine

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
im for them

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i call them "bolt-ons"

Womyn Capote
Jul 5, 2004


Anyone who modifies their body in any way is trying too hard. Even piercings, and especially tattoos.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

DONT CARE BUTTON posted:

Anyone who modifies their body in any way is trying too hard. Even piercings, and especially tattoos.
ill modify your face with my fist

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Are we going with real fake boobs or fake fake boobs?

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

When they are done right they can be pretty okay but usually they end up looking like poo poo and I would prefer to suck on some real titties that aren't big than suck on some fake plastic poo poo.

that pretty much sums it up

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
sorry, can't have a serious discussion when you call them 'boobies'

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
Do they feel noticeably different from regular boobs? I've always kind of wondered but I can't imagine someone who got implants would ever really be my type.

Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005
fake titties are terrible... just leave them alone and natural

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
so far i've found that girls who had great asses tend to get boob implants which makes them make me pretty horny

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I'd rather be looking at/feeling them than discssing them tbh

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

what about twat implants

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

No poll? lame.

I think I prefer real regardless. Never felt a fake one but I've heard that you can usually separate the silicone or saline implant bags from the rest of the real tissue by feeling alone. It also stands out pretty well when moving the breast around. Would never complain though if someone had em already. If you have a B cup you're more than good enough, you insecure woman!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

check your breast privilege

and please double check it in front of a mirror on camera

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
Some boobies are bad and need a little sprucing up. Some boobies are ok as they are and should be left alone.

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.


My wife went from a B to a D with saline under the muscle implants. While she was really slim when we got together they were a little weird, hard and obviously fake.

When she got pregnant with our daughter she then went to a EE and has kept a little of the weight since giving birth about a year ago.

I can't tell they are fake anymore, and I can't feel the implants unless i am deliberately trying to prod them.

But man are they loving awesome and huge!

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum
If you don't like them just hit them with a kabab skewer and they'll go away

Gorman Thomas
Jul 24, 2007
I have a running theory that great clothed tits look just OK naked, but OK clothed tits look great naked. Like, if you're surprised by a cup size, those tits are going to look amazing.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
dunno jordan carver looks good.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Gorman Thomas posted:

I have a running theory that great clothed tits look just OK naked, but OK clothed tits look great naked. Like, if you're surprised by a cup size, those tits are going to look amazing.

I've found that tits that look great clothed usually look pretty disappointing naked.

drat bras be lying! :argh:

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Blistex posted:

I've found that tits that look great clothed usually look pretty disappointing naked.

drat bras be lying! :argh:

wonder bras are the devil.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch
If you're gonna get them go big or go home. I know a girl who went from an A to a small C and its like, bitch if your gonna get crazy porno titties just like get crazy porno titties don't just half rear end it and end up with normal boobs that are weirdly rotund and firm. But really butt implants are better, especially those fat ones. It's cheaper, looks awesome and IDGAF if you have itty bitty Paula Abdul titties if you got an rear end like two oily balloons.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

El Estrago Bonito posted:

If you're gonna get them go big or go home. I know a girl who went from an A to a small C and its like, bitch if your gonna get crazy porno titties just like get crazy porno titties don't just half rear end it and end up with normal boobs that are weirdly rotund and firm. But really butt implants are better, especially those fat ones. It's cheaper, looks awesome and IDGAF if you have itty bitty Paula Abdul titties if you got an rear end like two oily balloons.

i see a lady at work all the time who is really skinny and she got big implants and they catch your eyes for a second, then you notice it's like she has two giant pointy rocks tucked under her shirt. not good.

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

against

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot

Lord_Ferritos posted:

My wife went from a B to a D with saline under the muscle implants. While she was really slim when we got together they were a little weird, hard and obviously fake.

When she got pregnant with our daughter she then went to a EE and has kept a little of the weight since giving birth about a year ago.

I can't tell they are fake anymore, and I can't feel the implants unless i am deliberately trying to prod them.

But man are they loving awesome and huge!

Pics?

newbinator
Nov 14, 2014

Get your shit together, and put it in a backpack, all your shit, so it's together. And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere. You know? Take it to the shit store and sell it. Or put it in a shit museum, I don't care what you do, you just gotta get it together.
Get your shit together.
I love fake titties. It's like loving a porn star.

naem
May 29, 2011

An ex had fakes, not a fan

resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.
I love fake titties cause we put em in everything now.

Cheek titties, chin titties, butt titties, lip titties, titty titties.

TITTIES.

Flying Fortress
Oct 23, 2008

I prefer real juggs but surgically enhanced hoots can be neato too.
And hey, it's your body, do whatever. I'm kinda surprised that the fake tri-boob lady couldn't find a doctor to do it for real. Who cares anyways?

GreatGreen
Jul 3, 2007
That's not what gaslighting means you hyperbolic dipshit.
Fake boobs are always terrible unless they are placed under the muscle of normal sized boobs to basically create normal boobs with a built-in push-up bra installed.

Fake boobs on top of the muscle feel hard as rocks and are always stupid. You might as well suck on a bowling ball wrapped in leather. Small real boobs are always better than big fake boobs unless we're talking about the situation from the first paragraph, and then only sometimes.

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

I don't like huge tits regardless, they either sag or they are huge because the girl is fat as a cow or they are fake

cup B/C is fine girls

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

small tits > big tits

im gay

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
nothing like natural DD's smacking you in the face

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
sometimes they're way too big and you can see the veins and stuff and it doesn't look at all healthy and it's pretty grotesque.

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
Small tits are nice, big tits are nice

women shouldn't have to feel bad about their tittays

gently caress implants gently caress porn

sieg heil

vermeul
Sep 14, 2014

Free Acid
Tits are Tits.

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you irl
Jan 22, 2014
oh man some big ol fatty backbreaker tits swinging around are sweet as gently caress, but some super perky no-bra a-cups with balloon popping nips are sweet as gently caress too how do i decide

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