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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Rambling Robot posted:

My German is rusty, but I believe it shouid be Doctor Welcher?

Welcher is also a German surname.

You're probably right. I was basing it off of Wikitionary

welche f and plural, welches n, welcher m

(interrogative) what; noun modifier which indicates that the precise identity of the noun is unknown.

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Chex Warrior
Oct 26, 2007
A Snitch In Time
Clara is teaching her students about the Diary of Anne Frank when suddenly everyone gets confused as to whether Anne Frank died or was warned by a mysterious figure and escaped. Suddenly CGI starts happening all over the school! The Doctor appears and whisks Clara away, revealing that someone has been warning famous historical figures of their deaths and causing mondo paradoxes. "There was a snitch at my school! Some people can't avoid blurting out the endings!" hollers the Doctor. It's the Master of course and wouldn'tcha know it, turns out the Master was the Doctor's snitch at school. "Stop bein a snitch" the Doctor bellows as he waves the sonic screwdriver all around. The Master falls into all the CGI and the Doctor tells Clara that "the ending should never be written." In the credits stinger, the Doctor looks at information about his future on the TARDIS viewscreen. The doors open and River Song says, "I hope you aren't looking at.... SPOILERS!"

What the Nose Knows
The Doctor and Clara go to New New Portland on Earth III and visit the Nose Museum. People start dying during a guided tour, clutching their noses. "What if your nose could pick you?" the Doctor ponders. Clara is stunned when the Doctor reveals that boogers are aliens, that are normally docile. However, a wave of "dark Time ripples" has caused them to tear into brain tissue. An old lady with a comically large bag turns out to have a bunch of Benadryl, and the Doctor calms the Noselings (that is their name) with the power of antihistamines. The Doctor returns Clara to her home, making her promise to stock up on products containing diphenhydramine. He then turns to the camera and directly addresses the viewer, exhorting them to never pick their nose. "Children especially could forget for just one moment, and pick their nose, and suddenly just die and be dead forever. You are never safe," intones the Doctor.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
5 but please slow down OP, I feel like this is a good way to give yourself some sort of brain disease.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Mange Mite posted:

5 but please slow down OP, I feel like this is a good way to give yourself some sort of brain disease.

To Cyber with the Devil


A Slimy Dilemma

Cars on Mars

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

to applewhite: please make episodes out of these

heart of bark-ness

the prince and the pup-per

yo quiero taco Hell

no such thing as free lunch

the early bird gets the...
("...time travel paradox" but thats not part of the title because it would be a spoiler)

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Thine Own Self

The Doctor and Clara are drawn by a strange signal to a planet that supports equality, diversity and tolerance. However, once the inhabitants discover the Doctor is a Time Lord, he is accused of being racist and sexist for never using any of his regenerations to turn into a woman or a minority.

In his defense, the Doctor admits that he's wanted to be a ginger for a while and has kissed at least a few men in his life, so that ought to count for something. The planet begins a system of online voting for people to submit their recommendations for what kind of person the Doctor should forced to regenerate into. No one can quite agree, though, and voting comes to a stand still long enough for he and Clara to escape.

Figuring it has something to do with the signal that lured them here, they track it down to the source: A damaged, deranged Dalek who is violently in favor of equality, diversity and tolerance, but despite that he still wishes to see the Doctor dead enough to use a modified version of the Dalek pathweb on the citizens to kill the Doctor over and over for his pleasure.

As Clara and the Doctor work on trying to undo the effects of the Dalek's modified pathweb, the citizens start to go mad with xenophobia, hatred and bigotry of all sorts. Finally succeeding in destroying the device, the populace gets even more enraged.

Confused as to what is happening, the Dalek then reveals to them the truth: When it first arrived on the planet the hate of the citizens was so great that it felt inferior in comparison and that it was what drove him mad in the first place. It forced them to become tolerant and accepting in order to overcome that sense of inferiority. Now that it has lost control of them, they're reverting to their true selves: Horrible, hateful people. As the planet begins to break out in worldwide rioting and violence from the pent up hatred, an offhand comment by the Doctor causes the Dalek to remember what it is.

It is a Dalek, it is supreme in hatred and the 'inferior' level of hate of these life forms must be exterminated...

Clara and the Doctor escape to the Tardis, gasping as the civilization burns against one another and Dalek death ray.

"Dear God, Doctor... Where was that?! When was that?!"
"It was Earth..." The Doctor turns ominously to the camera. "2016!"

Cut to credits.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!
The Unowned Land: The Doctor attempts to land on Earth, but once leaving the TARDIS realizes something is wrong. He's landed in a hot, barren wasteland with no population in sight, apparnetly populated solely by extremel deadly animals. Picking a direction and going in it until he finds civilization, he reaches a city, but something's wrong here, too: while the inhabitants are human, they're hateful, stupid and bloodthirsty beyond belief, with an immense distrust of outsiders and a suspiciously alien-like leader, and they turn against the Doctor immediately after he starts raising questions about the situation.

While the Doctor quickly comes to the conclusion that the Daleks are somehow responsible--as no other species in the universe could be so blindly violent--any traps he develops based on this conclusion fail, as do secondary attempts to oust them as Cybermen, Sontarans, or even puppets of the Master. These efforts only serve to increase their distrust and hatred of him, however, and they soon attempt to exile him. This is what leads him to figure it out, however, as he picks up on the people's struggle to enact justice against him; they start persecuting disadvantaged people the Doctor had only vaguely met, while attempting to send him back to Gallifrey on a boat. He puts it together with this fact: nothing had gone wrong with his landing at all, and no aliens were at fault. He'd just set down in Australia.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Mange Mite posted:

5 but please slow down OP, I feel like this is a good way to give yourself some sort of brain disease.

I have to take a break this weekend anyway because I have a backlog of homework to do, but "Cars on Mars" jumped out at me so I'll do that right now:

Cars on Mars: The Doctor and Clara travel to Mars when Clara remarks that she has never been. When they step out into the Martian wasteland, they encounter a very strange sight: a mint condition 1960 Corvette convertible. The Doctor gushes a lot of car facts and marvels at how perfect it is. Unable to resist the temptation, he climbs in and starts the engine. Clara reluctantly climbs in the passenger seat and the pair go for a spin around the martian landscape, hooting and hollering with joy. They are startled when they suddenly crash right into the horizon!
An irate director yells "cut!" and it's revealed that The Doctor and Clara have stumbled onto a film crew that is filming an action movie on location on Mars. The Corvette was one of many classic cars that were to be used as props. The Doctor and Clara apologize and stick around to see a few cheezy scenes being filmed (a bare chested hero pretends to shoot rubber looking aliens while making quips). The film is called "Princess of the Martian Monsters."
Things take a dark turn when aliens who resemble real-life versions of the cheap rubber costumes appear on set and begin attacking people and smashing set peices. Of course the actor playing the hero turns out to be a coward but the actress playing the princess acts brave and determined. With her help, the Doctor and Clara are able to bring a halt to the monsters' rampage. In the end it turns out the monsters were upset that the Director was using their likeness without permission, and all is forgiven when they are cut in for a percentage of the film's profits. As they leave, The Doctor intimates to Clara that feels guilty about pacifying the monsters that way because he is sure the film will be a box office bomb.

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
The Last Golden Graham

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
has anyone made a doctor who porn parody yet where he uses the tardis to time travel and bang young body double of old porn stars?

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

TOILETLORD posted:

has anyone made a doctor who porn parody yet where he uses the tardis to time travel and bang young body double of old porn stars?

No, you should give it a shot.

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
wait why would you have him bang old porn stars when you could have him bang culturally relevant historical figures


i would go for a three way with catherine the great and seabiscuit, or have passionate, fumbly sex after which we feel really guilty with joan of arc or melt my dick off becoming the huskarl_marxwich between madame and monsieur curie before even considering seeing how Deep that Throat is


edit: double team the czarina with rasputin, stay throughout caligula's entire reign, go check out to see if helen of troy really is worth all those ships i mean the list goes on

edit edit: wait is the point the structure of the body itself rather than the identity? porn watchers: is it more about how perfectly formed the structures are for you or is it more of a situational or perceived emotional empathic response? i'm the latter

huskarl_marx fucked around with this message at 22:35 on Nov 22, 2014

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
i just like seeing the porn stars kiss

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWdgAMYjYSs&t=15s

The best episode of Doctor Who.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Here's a title for you:

Doctor Whodunnit

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

Here's a title for you:

Doctor Whodunnit

lmao at your username, that is awesome

Argue
Sep 29, 2005

I represent the Philippines
Copyleft

After a timequake, the TARDIS lands in an infinitely long hallway full of doors. The Doctor and Clara find that each door contains nearly-identical copies of seemingly random objects--a room full of cars, a room full of treadmills, etc. They find one room full of phone boxes that look exactly like the TARDIS; the Doctor's inspection reveals that they are accurate reproductions down to the machinery level, but none of them work. As it turns out, they are between time, and this place is like the NSA of time. Just like how the NSA can read letters and make copies before forwarding them on to the recipients, this room contains carbon copies of every time machine ever made as they travelled through time. (living things, including intelligent robots, do not get copied)

i'm not sure where it goes from here but something something other time machines work because they're just machines, which can be easily copied, but the tardis is alive so to make the tardis room work they need to obtain the real tardis matrix for reasons

the episode ends with a preview of the christmas special, which involves the doctor having to infiltrate the tardis to rescue clara and her students, who are being held hostage by hans gruber

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

Argue posted:

Copyleft
the episode ends with a preview of the christmas special, which involves the doctor having to infiltrate the tardis to rescue clara and her students, who are being held hostage by hans gruber

Die Who'd

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
The Moon Landing was Faked

Clara and The Doctor set out to discover the truth behind the first American moon landing. By the end of the episode, they're crying, having been trapped in a pocket universe since five minutes into the episode.

Argue posted:

the episode ends with a preview of the christmas special, which involves the doctor having to infiltrate the tardis to rescue clara and her students, who are being held hostage by hans gruber

no lie, i would fuckin watch that

Dia de Pikachutos
Nov 8, 2012

Hector Beerlioz posted:

The Happiness Patrol: The Doctor arrives on a planet ruled by a dictator who has outlawed unhappiness. Secret police roam the streets looking for "killjoys" or anyone who dares to be glum; those caught not happy are killed by a robot executioner made out of candy called The Kandyman.
Pretty sure this was an actual Dr. Who eposode back when Tom Baker was doing it.

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)
The Doctor (in-between companions) lands in a future era where everything is supposed to be bountiful and happy, only to find a terrible war. He finds out the source of the trouble: the music of New Zealand folk rock duo Flight of the Conchords (in this episode, they are played by New Zealand folk rock band Flight of the Conchords), which was supposed to inspire people to higher consciousness, has never been made. The Doctor has to pop back to 21st century New York City to reunite the Flight of the Conchords.

Millions of Crows
Mar 31, 2010

take a look overhead
The Shitheel Syndrome

The Doctor retires and moves to Canada
*

*why british people keep moving here alberta is frozen hinterland the money is not worth it

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Argue posted:

Copyleft

After a timequake, the TARDIS lands in an infinitely long hallway full of doors. The Doctor and Clara find that each door contains nearly-identical copies of seemingly random objects--a room full of cars, a room full of treadmills, etc. They find one room full of phone boxes that look exactly like the TARDIS; the Doctor's inspection reveals that they are accurate reproductions down to the machinery level, but none of them work. As it turns out, they are between time, and this place is like the NSA of time. Just like how the NSA can read letters and make copies before forwarding them on to the recipients, this room contains carbon copies of every time machine ever made as they travelled through time. (living things, including intelligent robots, do not get copied)

i'm not sure where it goes from here but something something other time machines work because they're just machines, which can be easily copied, but the tardis is alive so to make the tardis room work they need to obtain the real tardis matrix for reasons

the episode ends with a preview of the christmas special, which involves the doctor having to infiltrate the tardis to rescue clara and her students, who are being held hostage by hans gruber

The Doctor realizes that, in order to make all these copies, the facility itself must be a time machine, which means it should make a copy of itself. The fact that it hasn't is very telling. The Doctor can't fly the TARDIS out, but he can extend its "temporal signature" until it is larger than the blanking field that surrounds the facility. The facility mistakes itself for a different time machine and tries to make a copy, creating an infinite recursion that overloads its systems, causing the facility to explode and allowing The Doctor to escape. The mysterious forces that built the facility are still at large, however...

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Billie piper bites her tongue and david tennat blows a load out of his double dicks

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
I voted 5

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW
Timelord Privilege: With plucky, inept sidekick humans in tow, Doctor Who encounters a culture completely foreign to him. In this special episode, he yells at them for being unethical, mocks what beliefs of theirs he has witnessed, explains to them his way is better, and then shows them how much better off they are if they listen to him by destroying something essential to their continued survival. After grabbing some gold and slaves, the Doctor and his companions leave assured that they have improved the lives of every alien they met. No return trip to the culture is planned.

Doctor Death: Since Doctor Who erased their memories (which are now collective I guess?) the Daleks mistake him for a genuine doctor while leafing through a phone book. (Shot of a blue telephone booth with the top half out of frame, fade to interior reveals it is not the TARDIS. Shot of plunger and egg beater attempting to look through a yellow telephone directory.) They hire him to see some sick Daleks in a ward of their Dalek Hospital Planet. Shortly after arrival he is just laying waste to equipment and Dalks left and right with his sonic screwdriver and a euthanasia gun he makes with a bicycle pump and over-dose syringes. After he's killed just about every cyborg in the place including some medical Daleks, a Dalek administrator (a hologram which is frustratingly immune to murder) explains to Doctor Who that they were hoping he would be able to cheer up the patients in the Dalek Children's Wing but since they are all dead his services will no longer be required. The Doctor reasons since they are Daleks and they abducted him (the Timelord is unfamiliar with the sudden nature of teleportation technologies) his killing spree was perfectly justified. It's left to the viewers' determination whether or not he left the planet-destroying bomb he rigged using the hospital's power plant activated.

Guess Who's Coming To Dinner: That Doctor-guy and some charmingly naive woman are chilling at her flat, plotting their next adventure in a flying phone booth. But this time the adventure comes to them! in the form of an invite to a dinner party at the neighbors' place. Some hitherto unmentioned warning device the Doctor carries around emits a wacky noise (easily marketed as a collectible toy keychain) and he announces his sophisticated Timelord powers have detected some completely unspecified danger. After a few minutes of inspecting the flat and its contents for the source of danger, he narrows it down to the invite they just received. It is somehow filled with danger, and without attempting to analyze it further they opt to go directly to the dinner party an hour in advance. Anyhow, it turns out the new neighbors are Cybermen and Doctor Who's protective, futuristic racism just won't let that stand. So that entire area of London has to be blown up to protect humanity.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
Somebody do Dr In The Hood with a guest appearance by Lil Jon and Coolio

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Top City Homo posted:

To Cyber with the Devil

A small town in 18th century New England has been visited by The Devil! The sinister demon claims he is coming for the souls of the townsfolk in one week. The local pastor has the solution, however: the townsfolk must gird themselves in "the Armor of God" which turns out to just be a Cyberman conversion. Instead of their normal catchphrases, the Cybermen spout Bible quotes. The Doctor has to get to the bottom of the situation before the whole town gets "upgraded." It turns out "the Devil" was just a Cyberman in disguise. The Doctor defeats them by pointing out the contradictions in the Bible, overloading their logic circuits and causing their heads to explode.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Top City Homo posted:

A Slimy Dilemma

Present-Day London is plagued by giant snails the size of lorries! Their slimy trails crisscross all over everything and they back traffic up for hours. When the military starts blowing them up, alien game wardens show up and inform the British government that the snails are considered endangered, and that any further attempts to hurt the snails will be met with overwhelming force! The Doctor traces their origin to an improperly screened shipment of alien snails that ended up at a local pet shop. Once he determines the true origin of the snails, he is able to lure them away from the city using vegetation from their native world, where the game wardens can round them up without hurting them. The episode is an allegory about invasive species.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Applewhite posted:

A small town in 18th century New England has been visited by The Devil! The sinister demon claims he is coming for the souls of the townsfolk in one week. The local pastor has the solution, however: the townsfolk must gird themselves in "the Armor of God" which turns out to just be a Cyberman conversion. Instead of their normal catchphrases, the Cybermen spout Bible quotes. The Doctor has to get to the bottom of the situation before the whole town gets "upgraded." It turns out "the Devil" was just a Cyberman in disguise. The Doctor defeats them by pointing out the contradictions in the Bible, overloading their logic circuits and causing their heads to explode.

Beautiful.

Argue
Sep 29, 2005

I represent the Philippines
The Enigma of Amigara Fault

The Doctor and Clara land in front of a mountain in Japan, and immediately encounter a strange stringy creature. It grasps at them and then dies. The Doctor takes sonic readings and determines that they are in fact, human. Upon crossing to the other side, they find that hundreds if not thousands of people have gathered in front of the person-shaped holes carved in the mountainside. Several people are seen slipping past the guards and entering them, only to emerge out from the other side hideously deformed. After helping Clara stop her students (they hitched a ride) from entering the holes, the Doctor figures out that the mountain contains a long-forgotten spaceship with a malfunctioning large-scale vortex manipulator. Due to the damage it sustained in the crash, it's been warping space all around the mountain, in the shapes of all the beings it has ever transported, past and future. He fixes it, and by applying his sonic to recompute the transportation matrices, is happily also able to rescue all the the people still in the middle of the quantum tunnels. The question of why people were compelled to enter in the first place is never answered.

As they leave, the camera pans over a series of holes that were left on the mountain, each one shaped like an incarnation of the Doctor. After the 13th tunnel, it stops on an indistinctly-shaped 14th hole as a female voice ominously narrates "your hole is still waiting for you, Doctor."

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Argue posted:

The Enigma of Amigara Fault

The Doctor and Clara land in front of a mountain in Japan, and immediately encounter a strange stringy creature. It grasps at them and then dies. The Doctor takes sonic readings and determines that they are in fact, human. Upon crossing to the other side, they find that hundreds if not thousands of people have gathered in front of the person-shaped holes carved in the mountainside. Several people are seen slipping past the guards and entering them, only to emerge out from the other side hideously deformed. After helping Clara stop her students (they hitched a ride) from entering the holes, the Doctor figures out that the mountain contains a long-forgotten spaceship with a malfunctioning large-scale vortex manipulator. Due to the damage it sustained in the crash, it's been warping space all around the mountain, in the shapes of all the beings it has ever transported, past and future. He fixes it, and by applying his sonic to recompute the transportation matrices, is happily also able to rescue all the the people still in the middle of the quantum tunnels. The question of why people were compelled to enter in the first place is never answered.

As they leave, the camera pans over a series of holes that were left on the mountain, each one shaped like an incarnation of the Doctor. After the 13th tunnel, it stops on an indistinctly-shaped 14th hole as a female voice ominously narrates "your hole is still waiting for you, Doctor."

This one should be real if for no other reason than the ending.

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
benedict cumberbatch is the next doctor



all the doctor who moms will cream their fuckin' mumus when they see that.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Are You Afraid of the Dalek?: The Doctor and Clara arrive on a mining facility on the ice planet [TBD] mid-crisis. The multicultural team of British miners have been experiencing a series of equipment breakdowns that have been delaying the mining and the no nonsense British mining foreman (played by TBD famous female British character actress) is pushing the miners to keep working in order to make the daily quota for "The Company". The foreman and the Doctor have an immediate dislike for each other which causes him to be short with Clara throughout the episode. One of the workers ominously explains that the mine is haunted by the ghosts of [TBD] and the breakdowns are a result of the ghosts. The foreman is dismissive of these claims but the Doctor is intrigued and explains in a series of monologues the histories of space mining ghosts and how he's always been fascinated by the possibility of haunted space mines since he was a young boy and experienced a haunting in a space mine.

Throughout the episode miners are killed in various mysterious "accidents" until all that is left is The Doctor, Clara, the foreman, the ghost story telling miner and a young miner who seems like they would make a pretty good companion. With tensions high, Clara breaks down and in a lengthy monologue tells the Doctor that his obsession with mining ghosts has gone too far and something Clara says triggers the realization in the Doctor as to what is really happening. He leads the group out of the mine to reveal that it wasn't a mine after all but actually a giant Dalek floating in space and the miners were drilling into the giant Dalek's brain causing it pain. It is also revealed that the Dalek formed a psychic connection to the foreman and was slowly turning her into a Dalek but Clara is able to convince the foreman to not turn into a Dalek by remembering the family she left behind to become a miner. The Doctor sonics some parts of the Dalek's brain to repair it and the young miner sacrifices himself to shut down the mining equipment. All the dead miners are now alive again because [possibly TBD]. Clara and the foreman talk about the Doctor as they pack up the mining equipment and the foreman warns Clara that the Doctor is a bad guy.

With the miners preparing to leave the Dalek and return to Earth, Clara and the Doctor return to the TARDIS. Later that evening Clara, unable to sleep, wanders into the console room to find the Doctor sleeping soundly at the controls. Suddenly the TARDIS springs to life and lands in a mysterious location. Clara attempts to wake the Doctor but he is sleeping too soundly. Curious, Clara leaves the TARDIS to explore and it is revealed that the TARDIS has landed in a cave in Gallifrey. A young boy stands by the mouth of the cave crying pitifully. Clara sees the boy but because of the darkness the boy cannot see Clara clearly only the blurred and shining outline of her white nightgown, he asks, still crying, if she is a ghost and Clara replies "The real ghosts are our memories" and returns to the TARDIS which dematerializes. Clara slowly walks to the console where the Doctor is still sound asleep and says "Sleep well, Doctor". We see the last moment played again on a futuristic security camera in a room of futuristic security cameras, the logo for "The Company" is seen behind the head of a robot/woman hybrid who smiles wryly and says, "Yes, sleep well... Doctor".



Automatic Slim posted:

Itt I learned that Applewhite is actually Steven Moffat.

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry
Title suggestion:

The Doctor Jumps the Shark

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Kitchner posted:

Title suggestion:

The Doctor Jumps the Shark

Already aired.

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
Can't wait to get sucked by this cement slab

Dicere
Oct 31, 2005
Non plaudite modo pecuniam jacite.

Chex Warrior posted:

Suddenly CGI starts happening all over the school!

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Applewhite posted:

Homestuck: When the Doctor finds out about a mysterious house that people enter but never leave, He and Clara decide the best approach to solving the mystery is to just walk into the house like all the other people who could very well have died doing the exact same thing. Finding nothing strange about the inside of the house, they decide to leave. They walk right out the front door... into the front hall of the house!? They try leaving by various means but every apparent exit only opens back into the house. Worse, the rooms appear to be getting smaller each time they try to leave! In despiration, The Doctor finally decides to try the one thing they haven't done yet: try to go deeper into the house. Sure enough, after navigating a maze of progressively more abstract rooms, they happen upon a familiar looking control console. It turns out the "house" is really a crashed TARDIS that has gone mad with millenia of loneliness, refusing to let anyone leave once inside. The Doctor heals it by hugging the console and crying and they are allowed to leave. The house vanishes behind them with a TARDIS "whoosh" sound. All the people who disappeared are dead I guess.
Hey, uh

you aren't getting enough credit for this one, because there is absolutely nothing about this description that doesn't sound like a real episode of the show in every way, the only thing missing is they'd encounter 2-3 people who were already in the house and were slowly going mad, and those people would be killed by some sort of monster

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metasynthetic
Dec 2, 2005

in one moment, Earth

in the next, Heaven

Megamarm
that's because everything applewhite writes sounds exactly like the show, all praise we offer unto him is like filling the ocean with a teaspoon

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