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Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Weird Al

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Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
george washington

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Andrew dice clay

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

El Estrago Bonito posted:

maybe not like "roofie you and jam it your butthole polanski style rape" but there is no way that dude hasnt tried to guilt some poor confused 20 year old art student into loving him with a woe-is-me I'm a loving tortured artist who gets no love shtick.

wow dang this post makes a big assumption

poo poo you dont even know the guy and you're sure he's a rapist?

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


JonBenet Ramsey

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

a bone to pick posted:

michael jackson

Actually Prince Michael Jackson probably never raped anyone, but I bet he has seen some hosed up poo poo.

Joe the Strummer
Jun 14, 2012

Ron Howard also ron howards weird lookin brother that looks like an ape

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Egbert Souse posted:

Abraham Lincoln
Benny Hill
Norman Rockwell

When I was a buxom young girl starting my TV career Benny Hill was constantly chasing me around the stage trying to feel me up. :cry:

rakovsky maybe
Nov 4, 2008
Bill Cosby :smug:

Bobert Bobertson
Apr 1, 2014

mods??????

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Kimbo Slice

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
please don't anybody mention brit celebs as they all are pedophile

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien
TOM BAKER WAS NOT!

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Rob Helford.

ActionJacksonATL
Nov 9, 2006

OJ Simpson
Burt Reynolds
Dolly Pardon
Elizabeth Shue (iffy)
Scooby Doo
Angela Lansbury

Honorable mentions:
Keyboard cat
Shirly Temple
Spuds Mackenzie
Mr. Rogers

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

please don't anybody mention brit celebs as they all are pedophile

Even Diana? :ohdear:

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

please don't anybody mention brit celebs as they all are pedophile

all british sex is rape, no one wants that

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

any famous fat person

they probably cant even find they penis

Fatty Arbuckle would disagree.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Rape Guy

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Fatty Arbuckle would disagree.

he was 1920s fat. that's equivalent to the skinniest shopper at your average wal-mart today

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW
I saw Jennifer Lawrence's breasts on the internet and raped her. Am I doing this thread right?

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

ACTYually she guilted and pressured her fawning young acolytes into plugging her ugly rear end.

RAGE HOLE
Jun 7, 2006

Stendhal Stockholm

Egbert Souse posted:

Abraham Lincoln
Benny Hill
Norman Rockwell

http://youtu.be/8GfgnBEZsj4?t=43s

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Egbert Souse posted:

Abraham Lincoln
Benny Hill
Norman Rockwell

didn't abe have slaves before he needed votes?

RAGE HOLE
Jun 7, 2006

Stendhal Stockholm

TOILETLORD posted:

didn't abe have slaves before he needed votes?

He did not. He was not as hardline against slavery as many people paint him, but he was still opposed to it.

“I have always thought that all men should be free; but if any should be slaves it should be first those who desire it for themselves, and secondly those who desire it for others. Whenever I hear any one arguing for slavery I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally.”

RAGE HOLE fucked around with this message at 09:08 on Nov 20, 2014

Woden
May 6, 2006
^^ Woah, the first Gorean?

Tom Cruise
John Travolta

Woden fucked around with this message at 09:15 on Nov 20, 2014

Leonard Ghostal
Apr 26, 2006
Orenthal J. Simpson

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Jennifer Lopez

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



steve harvey's big suits

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

J.R.R. Tolkien

Jombo
Feb 20, 2009

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

any famous fat person

they probably cant even find they penis

Fatty Arbuckle was raping away in the roaring 20's

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Jesus Christ
Mr. Rogers

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Peter Dinklage.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Barack Hussein Obama

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW
Mike Tyson

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
roman polansky

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW
Marquis de Sade

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Freddy Mercury (probably a victim of rape though)

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Egbert Souse posted:

Adolf Hitler

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Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW
Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka

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