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Check the Week 1 thread for a full explanation of the rules! Week 11 Results Top Ten: aBagorn: 993 - 51 pts. Grittybeard: 972 - 50 pts. Lt. Chips: 967 - 49 pts. Phyein: 956 - 47 pts. ROSS MY SALAD: 956 - 47 pts. Alfred P. Pseudonym: 949 - 46 pts. Hockles: 943 - 45 pts. Mughe: 939 - 44 pts. Ron Roenicke: 920 - 43 pts. solauran: 910 - 42 pts. The Field: skaboomizzy: 909 - 41 pts. Christ Pseudoscientist: 904 - 40 pts. Tavarin: 901 - 39 pts. bushisms.txt: 895 - 38 pts. Butthead: 894 - 37 pts. Haschel Cedricson: 860 - 36 pts. Apples McGrind: 858 - 35 pts. Bachtere: 853 - 34 pts. Z.S. Ghost: 835 - 33 pts. JGKing: 833 - 32 pts. Dubar: 823 - 31 pts. WaffleZombie: 818 - 30 pts. Bjay9: 809 - 28 pts. The Puppy Bowl: 809 - 28 pts. OrangeKing: 808 - 27 pts. axeil: 782 - 26 pts. Metapod: 779 - 25 pts. Nystral: 775 - 24 pts. Chichevache: 771 - 23 pts. Big Ol Marsh Pussy: 767 - 20 pts. Deceptive: 767 - 20 pts. von Metternich: 767 - 20 pts. Thaddius the Large: 763 - 19 pts. Felter Chesthard: 754 - 18 pts. Arnold Layne: 739 - 17 pts. Grozz Nuy: 707 - 16 pts. marioinblack: 706 - 15 pts. Jaysus: 686 - 14 pts. Phiggle: 652 - 13 pts. ChuckHead: 641 - 12 pts. pixelbot2000: 610 - 11 pts. No Butt Stuff: 606 - 10 pts. Cruel and Unusual: 605 - 9 pts. Akbar: 207 - 8 pts. Busts: rebel1608: 1005 - 7 pts. Okibi: 1029 - 6 pts. Fenrir: 1049 (1072-23) - 5 pts. Mind_Taker: 1143 - 4 pts. anime gently caress pillow: 1221 - 3 pts. kalensc: 1263 - 2 pts. Gandalf21: 778 - 0 pts. (Ryan Token) Tokens!  The Revis Token: The modern example of the lockdown cornerback. You may use the Revis Token when your Tucker Number is a Wide Receiver. If your Tucker Number's receiving yardage would bust your score, this token sends them on a one-way ticket to Revis Island and zeroes out their yardage for the week. (I'm gonna need another new icon for this, goddamn it Darrelle)  The Suh Token: Stomps plays out in the backfield, when he's not stomping on an opponent's dick. You may play the Suh Token when your Tucker Number is a Quarterback or Running Back. If your Tucker Number would bust your score, this token zeroes out their biggest passing or rushing gain of the game. It only works for one play though, so it won't save you from death by a million tiny cuts.  The Willis Token: The best middle linebacker of this generation, sheds blocks like a maniac and can cover to boot. You may play the Willis Token when your Tucker Number is a Running Back or Tight End. If your Tucker Number's yardage would bust your score, this token sends Willis on a one-man rampage and halves their yardage for the game.  The Polamalu Token: A man whose mystique on the field is matched only by his luxurious hair. The Polamalu Token can be used no matter what position your Tucker Number plays, because Polamalu is all over the field. If your Tucker Number's yardage would bust you, this token cancels out all your yardage except your Tucker Number, because you just can't keep your eyes off that hair. In addition, the Polamalu Token grants a special hair bonus of 25 extra points added to your score if you achieve a top 10 score when you declare it, but don't need its effects to keep you from busting. And one special token:  The Rex Ryan Token: He doesn't play defense, but like many great defenders he sure talks a whole lot of poo poo. If you declare the Rex Ryan token during a given week, he gets you 50 bonus points for a top 10 score and 100 bonus points for the best score of the week, but if you finish outside the top 10 you get zero, so you'd best be able to back up your tough talk. In addition, you can use the Ryan token as much as you want if you keep getting the bonus, but if you use the Ryan token and fail to make the top 10, you can't use it again for the entire rest of the season unless you hit a perfect thousand. Not for the faint at heart!  Blowhard Alert! The following users have blown their Ryan Token and are ineligible to use it for the remainder of the season unless they hit a perfect 1000: Deceptive Great White Hope Nystral solauran Jaysus Butthead Ghost of Reagan Past grah ffoecaf OxySnake OBR Bachtere Chichevache Metapod Mind_Taker Gandalf21 Week 11 Schedule Thursday Night: KC@OAK Sunday 10AM: CLE@ATL TEN@PHI DET@NE GB@MIN JAX@IND CIN@HOU NYJ@BUF TB@CHI Sunday 1PM: ARI@SEA WAS@SF STL@SD MIA@DEN Sunday Night: DAL@NYG  Monday Night!BAL@NO BYE: PIT, CAR
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Post reserved for season standings, should be done on Friday or Saturday
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Hell yeah top ten by a yard
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How many make the playoffs, I was about 15th before last week's disaster and can't recall if it's 16, 27, 32, or something else.
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kalensc posted:How many make the playoffs, I was about 15th before last week's disaster and can't recall if it's 16, 27, 32, or something else. 27, with 9 getting cut each week, IIRC
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Nov 20, 2014 15:18
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Andrew Luck - Passing Yards Peyton Manning - Passing Yards Matt Ryan - Passing Yards Tucker Number: Tyrod Taylor (lol) - Rushing Yards gently caress it.
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Nov 20, 2014 16:48
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Tom Brady - Passing Yards Andrew Luck - Passing Yards Andy Dalton - Passing Yards Tucker Number - Owen Daniels - Receiving Yards
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Nov 20, 2014 17:12
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Mike Evans - Receiving Yards A. J. Green - Receiving Yards Andrew Luck - Passing Yards Jamaal Charles - Rushing Yards Martellus Bennett - Receiving Yards Tucker Number - Drew Brees: Passing Yards
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Nov 20, 2014 18:08
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solauran posted:Hell yeah top ten by a yard At my expense. It would've been my second week in a row. Andrew Luck - passing Brian Hoyer - passing Tony Romo - passing Steve Smith - receiving REVIS TOKEN
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Nov 20, 2014 18:48
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Aaron Rodgers - Passing Aaron Rodgers - Rushing Andrew Luck - Passing Andrew Luck - Rushing Randall Cobb - Receiving Michael Crabtree - Receiving Desean Jackson - Receiving Tucker Number - Torrey Smith - Receiving
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Nov 20, 2014 23:07
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Bryan Hoyer - Passing Yards Johnny Manziel - Passing Yards Isiah Crowell - Rushing Yards Terrence West - Rushing Yards Josh Gordon - Receiving Yards Miles Austin - Receiving Yards Andrew Hawkins - Receiving Yards Travis Benjamin - Receiving Yards Taylor Gabriel - Receiving Yards Jordan Cameron - Receiving Yards Gary Barnidge - Receiving Yards Jim Dray - Receiving Yards Matt Ryan - Passing Yards T#: Marques Colston - Receiving Yards
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Nov 20, 2014 23:24
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I have to enter this early to continue my streak of Derek Carr as my good luck charm Derek Carr - passing Tom Brady - passing Andrew Luck - passing Tucker Number: Drew Brees - rushing
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Nov 21, 2014 01:30
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Alright, since the Bills-Jets game has officially been delayed to Monday, I should clarify that it now counts as a Monday Night game for 1KoB purposes. Meaning you have to choose one player from either game as your Tucker number, and using Bills or Jets players as non-Tucker entries will get them stricken from your list. I don't think that's been an issue in any list submitted thus far, but keep it in mind so you don't screw yourself out of yards.aBagorn posted:27, with 9 getting cut each week, IIRC Close. The cutoff is 27 players, but elimination works with the bottom two-thirds of the field eliminated each round. So 18 players get cut after the wild card round, with 6 getting cut after the divisional games to leave the top 3 for the final week. I will probably start putting the playoff lines on the season standings soon just so people are aware of it. Grozz Nuy fucked around with this message at 02:13 on Nov 21, 2014 |
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Nov 21, 2014 02:09
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Andrew Luck - passing yards Blake Bortles - passing yards Zack Mettenberger - passing yards Ryan Mallet - passing yards tucker number Torrey Smith - receiving yards
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Nov 22, 2014 02:26
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Andrew Luck - Passing Brian Hoyer - Passing Josh Gordon - Receiving Jordy Nelson - Receiving Lesean McCoy - Receiving Lesean McCoy - Rushing Tucker Number - Jimmy Graham - Receiving Only Rex token left and I am not feeling lucky.
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Nov 22, 2014 19:34
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Indianapolis Colts - Rushing Yards Indianapolis Colts - Receiving Yards Philadelphia Eagles - Rushing Yards Philadelphia Eagles - Receiving Yards Tucker Number: Mark Ingram - Rushing Yards
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Nov 22, 2014 23:54
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Matthew Stafford - passing Mohamed Sanu - receiving Jordy Nelson - receiving DeMarco Murray - rushing Antonio Brown - receiving Tucker # - Drew Brees - passing
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Nov 23, 2014 02:09
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Andrew Luck - Passing Yards Josh McCown - Passing Yards Alfred Blue - Rushing Yards Tucker Number - Drew Brees - Passing Yards
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Nov 23, 2014 02:23
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Russell Wilson - Passing Yards Russell Wilson - Rushing Yards Marshawn Lynch - Passing Yards Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards Doug Baldwin - Receiving Yards Jordy Nelson - Receiving Yards Miles Austin - Receiving Yards Colin Kaepernick - Rushing Yards Tucker Number - Drew Brees - Passing Yards
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Nov 23, 2014 04:56
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Aaron Rodgers - passing yards Russell Wilson - passing yards Calvin Johnson - receiving yards Tucker Number - Drew Brees - passing yards
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Andrew Luck - Passing Yards Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards Tucker Number - Drew Brees - Passing Yards
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Russell Wilson - Passing Yards Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards Philip Rivers - Passing Yards Jordy Nelson - Receiving Yards Jimmy Graham - Receiving Yards
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Nov 23, 2014 06:56
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Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards Andrew Luck - Passing Yards DeMarco Murray - Rushing Yards LeSean McCoy - Rushing Yards Jordy Nelson - Receiving Yards Tucker Number: Steve Smith - Receiving Yards
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Nov 23, 2014 07:14
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Matt Forte - Rushing Yards Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards Andrew Luck - Passing Yards Calvin Johnson - Receiving Yards Demarco Murray - Rushing Yards Tucker Number: Steve Smith - Receiving Yards ________________________ Please accept the following list as my entry for next week, if that is not too much trouble. Jeremy Maclin - Receiving Yards Sammy Watkins - Receiving Yards Matt Ryan - Passing Yards Peyton Manning - Passing Yards Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards Tucker Number: Lamar Miller - Rushing Yards
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Nov 23, 2014 08:00
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Lt. Chips posted:Please accept the following list as my entry for next week, if that is not too much trouble. I just remembered we have turkeys next week (probably, if it isn't too much of a pain in the rear end). I never play Thursday games in 1kob but that always draws me in.
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Nov 23, 2014 08:16
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pixelbot2000 posted:Matthew Stafford - passing I forgot Steelers have a bye...
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Nov 23, 2014 11:59
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Aaron Rodgers - Passing Peyton Manning - Passing Eli Manning - Passing Tucker Number - Justin Forsett - Rushing
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Nov 23, 2014 14:40
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Peyton Manning - Passing Aaron Rodgers - Passing Jordan Matthews - Receiving Dez Bryant - Receiving Tucker Number: Drew Brees - Rushing
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Nov 23, 2014 15:19
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ARI QB - Passing SEA QB - Passing SEA Team - Rushing PHI Team - Rushing DEN Team - Rushing S. Smith - Receiving
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Nov 23, 2014 16:21
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Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards Tony Romo - Passing Yards Frank Gore - Rushing Yards LeSean McCoy - Rushing Yards Josh Gordon - Receiving Yards Reggie Wayne - Receiving Yards Tucker Number: Jimmy Graham - Receiving Yards
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Nov 23, 2014 16:51
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That Ryan Token bust pretty much sinks my season, but might as well keep playing. Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards Andrew Luck - Passing Yards Tucker Number - Drew Brees - Passing Yards
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Nov 23, 2014 17:16
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Andrew Luck - passing yards Aaron Rodgers - passing yards Tony Romo - passing yards Tucker Number - Jimmy Graham - receiving yards
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Nov 23, 2014 17:24
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Tom Brady - Passing Yards Russel Wilson - Passing Yards Gronk - Receiving Yards Tucker Number - Drew Brees - Passing Yards
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Nov 23, 2014 17:46
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Andrew Luck - Passing Tom Brady - Passing Matthew Stafford - Passing Tucker #: Steve Smith - Receiving
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Colin Kaepernick - Passing yards Ryan Tannehill - Passing yards Austin Davis - Passing yards Tucker #Kyle Orton - Passing yards
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Nov 23, 2014 18:35
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Josh McCown - Passing Teddy Bridgewater - Passing Aaron Rodgers - Passing Tucker #: Steve Smith - Receiving
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Nov 23, 2014 18:42
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Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards Every single Green Bay Packer - Receiving Yards Andrew Luck - Passing Yards Tucker Number - Drew Brees - Rushing Yards
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Whoa almost forgot to put up a list Aaron Rodgers - Passing Teddy Bridgewater - Passing Jordy Nelson - Receiving Tucker# Drew Brees - Passing
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Ryan Tannehill - passing Aaron Rodgers - passing DeMarco Murray - rushing Tre Mason - rushing Jeremy Maclin - receiving Steve Johnson - receiving Tucker #: Mark Ingram - rushing
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pre:Seattle - Rushing Dallas - Rushing Houston - Rushing Miami - Rushing San Francisco - Rushing Cincinnati - Rushing Minnesota - Rushing Mark Ingram - N.O - Rushing - Tucker # - Polamalu Token
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