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Check the Week 1 thread for a full explanation of the rules! Week 11 Results Top Ten: aBagorn: 993 - 51 pts. Grittybeard: 972 - 50 pts. Lt. Chips: 967 - 49 pts. Phyein: 956 - 47 pts. ROSS MY SALAD: 956 - 47 pts. Alfred P. Pseudonym: 949 - 46 pts. Hockles: 943 - 45 pts. Mughe: 939 - 44 pts. Ron Roenicke: 920 - 43 pts. solauran: 910 - 42 pts. The Field: skaboomizzy: 909 - 41 pts. Christ Pseudoscientist: 904 - 40 pts. Tavarin: 901 - 39 pts. bushisms.txt: 895 - 38 pts. Butthead: 894 - 37 pts. Haschel Cedricson: 860 - 36 pts. Apples McGrind: 858 - 35 pts. Bachtere: 853 - 34 pts. Z.S. Ghost: 835 - 33 pts. JGKing: 833 - 32 pts. Dubar: 823 - 31 pts. WaffleZombie: 818 - 30 pts. Bjay9: 809 - 28 pts. The Puppy Bowl: 809 - 28 pts. OrangeKing: 808 - 27 pts. axeil: 782 - 26 pts. Metapod: 779 - 25 pts. Nystral: 775 - 24 pts. Chichevache: 771 - 23 pts. Big Ol Marsh Pussy: 767 - 20 pts. Deceptive: 767 - 20 pts. von Metternich: 767 - 20 pts. Thaddius the Large: 763 - 19 pts. Felter Chesthard: 754 - 18 pts. Arnold Layne: 739 - 17 pts. Grozz Nuy: 707 - 16 pts. marioinblack: 706 - 15 pts. Jaysus: 686 - 14 pts. Phiggle: 652 - 13 pts. ChuckHead: 641 - 12 pts. pixelbot2000: 610 - 11 pts. No Butt Stuff: 606 - 10 pts. Cruel and Unusual: 605 - 9 pts. Akbar: 207 - 8 pts. Busts: rebel1608: 1005 - 7 pts. Okibi: 1029 - 6 pts. Fenrir: 1049 (1072-23) - 5 pts. Mind_Taker: 1143 - 4 pts. anime gently caress pillow: 1221 - 3 pts. kalensc: 1263 - 2 pts. Gandalf21: 778 - 0 pts. (Ryan Token) Tokens!  The Revis Token: The modern example of the lockdown cornerback. You may use the Revis Token when your Tucker Number is a Wide Receiver. If your Tucker Number's receiving yardage would bust your score, this token sends them on a one-way ticket to Revis Island and zeroes out their yardage for the week. (I'm gonna need another new icon for this, goddamn it Darrelle)  The Suh Token: Stomps plays out in the backfield, when he's not stomping on an opponent's dick. You may play the Suh Token when your Tucker Number is a Quarterback or Running Back. If your Tucker Number would bust your score, this token zeroes out their biggest passing or rushing gain of the game. It only works for one play though, so it won't save you from death by a million tiny cuts.  The Willis Token: The best middle linebacker of this generation, sheds blocks like a maniac and can cover to boot. You may play the Willis Token when your Tucker Number is a Running Back or Tight End. If your Tucker Number's yardage would bust your score, this token sends Willis on a one-man rampage and halves their yardage for the game.  The Polamalu Token: A man whose mystique on the field is matched only by his luxurious hair. The Polamalu Token can be used no matter what position your Tucker Number plays, because Polamalu is all over the field. If your Tucker Number's yardage would bust you, this token cancels out all your yardage except your Tucker Number, because you just can't keep your eyes off that hair. In addition, the Polamalu Token grants a special hair bonus of 25 extra points added to your score if you achieve a top 10 score when you declare it, but don't need its effects to keep you from busting. And one special token:  The Rex Ryan Token: He doesn't play defense, but like many great defenders he sure talks a whole lot of poo poo. If you declare the Rex Ryan token during a given week, he gets you 50 bonus points for a top 10 score and 100 bonus points for the best score of the week, but if you finish outside the top 10 you get zero, so you'd best be able to back up your tough talk. In addition, you can use the Ryan token as much as you want if you keep getting the bonus, but if you use the Ryan token and fail to make the top 10, you can't use it again for the entire rest of the season unless you hit a perfect thousand. Not for the faint at heart!  Blowhard Alert! The following users have blown their Ryan Token and are ineligible to use it for the remainder of the season unless they hit a perfect 1000: Deceptive Great White Hope Nystral solauran Jaysus Butthead Ghost of Reagan Past grah ffoecaf OxySnake OBR Bachtere Chichevache Metapod Mind_Taker Gandalf21 Week 11 Schedule Thursday Night: KC@OAK Sunday 10AM: CLE@ATL TEN@PHI DET@NE GB@MIN JAX@IND CIN@HOU NYJ@BUF TB@CHI Sunday 1PM: ARI@SEA WAS@SF STL@SD MIA@DEN Sunday Night: DAL@NYG  Monday Night!BAL@NO BYE: PIT, CAR
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Post reserved for season standings, should be done on Friday or Saturday
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Alright, since the Bills-Jets game has officially been delayed to Monday, I should clarify that it now counts as a Monday Night game for 1KoB purposes. Meaning you have to choose one player from either game as your Tucker number, and using Bills or Jets players as non-Tucker entries will get them stricken from your list. I don't think that's been an issue in any list submitted thus far, but keep it in mind so you don't screw yourself out of yards.aBagorn posted:27, with 9 getting cut each week, IIRC Close. The cutoff is 27 players, but elimination works with the bottom two-thirds of the field eliminated each round. So 18 players get cut after the wild card round, with 6 getting cut after the divisional games to leave the top 3 for the final week. I will probably start putting the playoff lines on the season standings soon just so people are aware of it. Grozz Nuy fucked around with this message at 02:13 on Nov 21, 2014 |
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Russell Wilson - Passing Yards Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards Philip Rivers - Passing Yards Jordy Nelson - Receiving Yards Jimmy Graham - Receiving Yards
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:643 + 420 = 1063 Harsh as gently caress. I'm going to try like hell to finish results by tomorrow evening to give people a full day to get turkey lists up before the Thanksgiving games.
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