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Good morning gooners in platooners, Today I woke up and just closed my eyes and hit the snooze button and thought real hard about my day. I read some GIP posts in bed. Holly B makes me laugh. Then my cat woke me up and I got up and looked in the mirror and admired my long hair that the army never let me have. I didn't make my bed as a silent protest against ever doing work again. I think I'll drink two big mugs of coffee and then poop. My cat might sit on my lap. Tell me about your morning!
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:beep boop error detected please input a time that actually exists
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Nov 20, 2014 18:28
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My dealer doesn't have shrooms UGH ~I prepare for another evening~ Poetry with Brian Turner, oh am I looking forward to that. Then it's tinder all weekend, and weed. A good week.
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Nov 20, 2014 23:22
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I wish people would stfu about that serial podcast
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Nov 21, 2014 07:13
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Woke up hung over but can't smoke weed bc I got a writing workshop thing at 12:30 but I got my coffee and I just remembered the Prodigy album from my teenage years and life is good Seriously why did they bother making new music after this album? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niTmkLCBJO0
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Nov 21, 2014 16:33
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Nov 21, 2014 16:38
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Yeah gross wtf
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Nov 23, 2014 17:11
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Cole posted:As if you nerdy homos wouldn't try to jam your dick in faster than a phone charger in a light socket when you're at 1% Yeah you got me, I'm literally rejecting sex with women because my morning JO sesh is organic farm-to-table locavore pixie-titty blondes ONLY, and, furthermore I
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Nov 23, 2014 17:16
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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:So... I've had free XM ever since I had it while I was in, called them to turn it off during a deployment and when I came back it was on & I never saw another bill (3 years going strong) I don't know what their problem is / don't care
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Nov 24, 2014 16:22
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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:They can suck it up or deal with the triple-B. I have some bad news for you buddy
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Nov 25, 2014 17:01
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Godholio posted:You might be able to get their attention through social media. Had a friend get a dealer to stop ignoring him and his lemon F-150 after hammering them on Twitter and starting a FB page about it. The correct answer. If you have some kind of photo proof, they will probably cave as long as you whine real loud. You do have to be willing to look like a whiny tryhard though.
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Nov 25, 2014 17:06
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Wake up hung over as poo poo, missing a credit card, I've got the terror shits Spinach and egg breakfast quesadilla and coffee helps Drive my friend to the abortion clinic, all my willpower to remember to avoid dead baby jokes Call USAA to wire $15k to buy my house in North Carolina, while in the waiting room Run into hot Russian acquaintance as she's signing her copay at the desk What a day
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Nov 25, 2014 20:10
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I'm still here, it's like a 3 or 4 hour wait. Figure I might as well get some work done.
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Nov 25, 2014 20:15
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There are some QTs here
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Nov 25, 2014 20:19
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