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Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
post your reasons to lol @ women

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Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
e.g. you buy them dinner and drinks on a date LOL

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.


Menstruation cycles lol your snatch is broken for a few days every month

Your Rain
Nov 29, 2006
All those born beneath an angry star.
coolies lol

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

can't throw a ball or piss standing up... lol

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

get paid way less than men lmbo

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Sweet Tea posted:

can't throw a ball or piss standing up... lol

I think girls can piss standing up, it's just not very pleasant for them.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
lol @ these broads being all stereotypically inclined towards intuition and empathy, as part of calcified circular justification for their positions in the home and workplace. lmao.

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.


Having to shave/dye/wax/burn mustaches off in later life LOL

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Your Rain posted:

coolies lol

No that's a reason to lol at Chinese.

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
women are hosed

Jack-in-the-Bach
Oct 15, 2005

your big titties gonna give you back problems lol

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
yeast infections...YUCK lol

YourHealthyColon
Nov 21, 2013
lol @ theyre weak rear end skeletons, osteoporosis is a bitch huh ladies???

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.
gotta keep extra pairs of drawers in their drawers at work cuz they get all goopy when they think about thier alpha boss bending them over his desk.

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




gently caress da Mods posted:

post your reasons to lol @ women

lol @ women because a vagina looks like a clam

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
i'm pretty sure there's a verse in the bible where god commands king david to send his army to some farm or kibbutz or something and "slay all who standeth upright and pisseth on the wall" so the ladies catch at least one break i guess

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol

Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp
Lol @ their powers of seduction over men

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


they got a big weird hole where their dick should be

Typical Pubbie
May 10, 2011
lol @ women when they tell funny jokes

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
they have to decide if they want to be a single mother or a baby killer most of the time.

Starving Autist
Oct 20, 2007

by Ralp
lol @ their capacity to have mind-blowing multiple orgasms that last hours

Booties
Apr 4, 2006

forever and ever
lol @ women's professional sports

Hungry Joe
Nov 27, 2006

DDFH

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

they got a big weird hole where my dick should be

FTFY

Al Nipper
May 7, 2008

by XyloJW
lol @ trusting men and believing anything we say

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

Ableist Kinkshamer posted:

lol @ their capacity to have mind-blowing multiple orgasms that last hours

lol what a time-drain

Booties
Apr 4, 2006

forever and ever

Al Nipper posted:

lol @ trusting men and believing anything we say

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you

Ableist Kinkshamer posted:

lol @ their capacity to have mind-blowing multiple orgasms that last hours

lol what whores

Angela Lansburial
Feb 9, 2005
Nothing to see here.
lol @ the fact that I'm an out of shape slob but could still easily beat up a fit girl who exercises

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
lol @ women living longer, enjoy ur lovely old lives

Booties
Apr 4, 2006

forever and ever
lol @ women for not working their entire lives then being hosed when we die.

gently caress yours, got mine.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
lol @ ugly women who work harder than men and still get less pay no advancement.

MVP
Nov 1, 2012

by Lowtax

what the gently caress is this

it is not a grappling hook

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
lol @ being all offended when i walk into your bathroom but not being strong enough to physically remove me

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

MVP posted:

what the gently caress is this

shove it up the cooter to prevent babies. and possibly die from serious infection.

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

whatis posted:

lol @ being all offended when i walk into your bathroom but not being strong enough to physically remove me

lmbo

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
cant drive for poo poo

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Chinatown posted:

cant drive for poo poo

i get so pissed when i see tiny women driving cars too big for them, can hardly see over the dashboard, and can't tell where their hood is, almost gotten hit so many times.

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fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
ROFL if u decend from a single unbroken line stretching back to mitochondrial eve

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