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Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp
Lol @ the myth (and blatant lie) that women do fart.

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Gunky Junket posted:

Lol @ the myth (and blatant lie) that women do fart.

that explains why so many of them explode

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
lol @ how they love their buttholes played w/ while sex

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

lol @ their lack of insulating body hair

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Gunky Junket posted:

Lol @ the myth (and blatant lie) that women do fart.

Girl just farted in front of me

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
i am desperate for sex lol

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp

Top City Homo posted:

women are a precious resource to be cuddled and hoarded

Unironically agreed. I'm not whining about it, women are obviously more valuable than men. It would be like some drone honey bee whining about how queens are more valuable and only one in a thousand drones get to mate. Take the red honey.

Luckily I am a fit powerful alpha male and am collecting my harem.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

numberoneposter posted:

lol @ their lack of insulating body hair

And pulling what they have out in pain for my visual pleasure lmao

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
Is loving an alpha male that bad

Business Octopus
Jun 27, 2005

Me IRL
lol that despite the numerous varied political and social organizations among human cultures, there has never been a culture where women held more power than men. Lol

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp

Business Octopus posted:

lol that despite the numerous varied political and social organizations among human cultures, there has never been a culture where women held more power than men. Lol

It's a badly kept secret that most women politicians have their husbands run things from behind the scenes while they go make nice for the camera. Literally lmaoing at the pathetic gender that is woman.

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Business Octopus posted:

lol that despite the numerous varied political and social organizations among human cultures, there has never been a culture where women held more power than men. Lol

Theres lots of tribal matriarchies but thats because they have no reason to organize and not much to fight over. Give any of them some means of production or other influence over other tribes and bam, patriarchy before you know it.


Britain and her Queen seems like the perfect solution actually. Anytime some handwringer talks about patriarchy this and patriarchy that, you just point and say "but we have a Queen!" What can you say to that.

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


lol @ their cute little button noses lightly dusted with freckles

Business Octopus
Jun 27, 2005

Me IRL

Plafop posted:

It's a badly kept secret that most women politicians have their husbands run things from behind the scenes while they go make nice for the camera. Literally lmaoing at the pathetic gender that is woman.

lol, hillary clinton as president is just going to be a way to give bill clinton a third and fourth term without changing the constitution.

Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp

Business Octopus posted:

lol that despite the numerous varied political and social organizations among human cultures, there has never been a culture where women held more power than men. Lol

Amazons. Lol sure, Greek mythology, but it's.. like.. FACTS! :D

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
GIRLS ARE PRETTY AND THEY SMELL NICE!

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp

Business Octopus posted:

lol, hillary clinton as president is just going to be a way to give bill clinton a third and fourth term without changing the constitution.

I'm for it. I had an unemployed veteran rant about immigration at me and how the Mexicans are overrunning the country and will only hire other Mexicans and then that's it for the future of the white man. Then he said he thinks only Hillary can fix it and he hopes she runs for president so I think she's got the race locked up if she goes for it.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Plafop posted:

I had an unemployed veteran rant about immigration at me and how the Mexicans are overrunning the country and will only hire other Mexicans and then that's it for the future of the white man. Then he said he thinks only Hillary can fix it and he hopes she runs for president so I think she's got the race locked up if she goes for it.

:psyduck:

every "Mexican's stealin are jerbs" wacko I've ever known also hated Hillary

this is just bizarre

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

gnarlyhotep posted:

:psyduck:

every "Mexican's stealin are jerbs" wacko I've ever known also hated Hillary

this is just bizarre

i remember seeing a statistical breakdown of likely voters from 2008 that showed a non-zero percentage of people who both believed obama was from kenya and were planning on voting for him

Bolek
May 1, 2003

paranoid randroid posted:

i remember seeing a statistical breakdown of likely voters from 2008 that showed a non-zero percentage of people who both believed obama was from kenya and were planning on voting for him

it's about the only thing actually worth voting for him for

Angela Lansburial
Feb 9, 2005
Nothing to see here.
lol @ all the women who are independent, throw your hands up at me

spotix55
Jun 6, 2014
lol @ women who use the toilet when us men use The shower.

spotix55
Jun 6, 2014
lol @ women who use there mouth for breathing and not Bj's

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
all the single ladies

wait I did it wrong

Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp
Lol @ if you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
lol @ women getting the right to vote only 94 years ago

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Gunky Junket posted:

Lol @ if you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it

hey gunky would you go on a date with me

Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp

gnarlyhotep posted:

hey gunky would you go on a date with me

I'm not sure, Gnarly.. I've not seen enough of you (lol I mean posts, silly.. not dick pics) to form an opinion of you yet. I had posts in MF thread to go by, which looked promising for you.. lol but then yesterday you were.. *chokes back sob*.. super-mean to me outta left field, from outta nowhere.

So, I'm reserving my judgement at this stage. :D

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Gunky Junket posted:

I'm not sure, Gnarly.. I've not seen enough of you (lol I mean posts, silly.. not dick pics) to form an opinion of you yet. I had posts in MF thread to go by, which looked promising for you.. lol but then yesterday you were.. *chokes back sob*.. super-mean to me outta left field, from outta nowhere.

So, I'm reserving my judgement at this stage. :D

what is the MF thread?

Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp

gnarlyhotep posted:

what is the MF thread?

Lol my cheeky side just came up with a slew of alternate "MF" words to put out there.. but I was talking about Mod Feedback thread. Some guy was giving you a good rap in there.. and he made out that you're a very nice person. But, just maybe, he doesn't actually know you very well at all. :D

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Gunky Junket posted:

Lol my cheeky side just came up with a slew of alternate "MF" words to put out there.. but I was talking about Mod Feedback thread. Some guy was giving you a good rap in there.. and he made out that you're a very nice person. But, just maybe, he doesn't actually know you very well at all. :D

yeah I stay as far away from QCS as possible

Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp

gnarlyhotep posted:

yeah I stay as far away from QCS as possible

Haha, yeah, I noticed it's trouble up in there. I'm still on my learning curve though, and it's good for info and knowledge.. or maybe I'm just a sucker for punishment, I dunno.

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

Gunky Junket posted:

Some guy was giving you a good rape in there..

yeah but was it incest

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
lol @ all ur moms and aunts and etc

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
lol @ how women are so cutesy and awesome

tee hee

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug

Top City Homo posted:

lol @ women getting the right to vote only 94 years ago

1948 in belgium, socialists blocked it because they were scared that all the housewives would vote conservative

lol @ that because women vote for whatever their husbands vote

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Lol @ middle class housewives who think they know more than licensed medical doctors and refuse to vaccinate their children, putting society as a whole in danger

whatis
Jun 6, 2012

Space Whale posted:

I read somewhere that more traditional women are actually happier, whereas the educated ones with careers who feel the most oppressed are actually the least happy.

:smith:

intelligent people in general are less happy than dumb assholes are, so this is relatively consistent across gender lines

however, women are statistically more likely to pursue and succeed in higher education, which serves to make them even more depressed than they would be otherwise, so lmao @ that instead

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
working really hard to go to college and break the glass ceiling, then finding yourself in a position where you're being held back anyways, all whilst being fully cognizant of the societal problems serving to oppress you and thus being even more depressed than you would have been if you had just married a rich dude really young and fathered some of his dumb kids

lmbo

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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
lol @ women willing to have children when climate change will lead to limited resources and hardship for future generations

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