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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
yo lemme tell u right now ive been seeing some down dogs in these forums lately and im thinkin ppl need a little pickup, they need an imiprovement in their mood AND in their attitude (didnt mean to rhyme but it really drives teh point home)

SO if you need and justment in your "outlook" heres the place ot get it

come on ppl lets get inspired!

jon von bovi - its my life

[Chorus:]
It's my life
It's now or never
I ain't gonna live forever
I just want to live while I'm alive
(It's my life)
My heart is like an open highway
Like Frankie said
I did it my way
I just wanna live while I'm alive
It's my life

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Starving Autist
Oct 20, 2007

by Ralp
Some sick wisdom from AAA band the counting crows:

Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you got 'til it's gone
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
Hey now, they paved paradise to put up a parking lot

Jack-in-the-Bach
Oct 15, 2005

gently caress you to the San Francisco police department
gently caress you to the Marin County Sheriff department
gently caress you to the F.B.I
gently caress you to the C.I.A
gently caress you to the B-u-s-h
gently caress you to the America
gently caress you to all you redneck prejudice mother fuckers
And gently caress you
gently caress Y'all
Punk gay sensitive little dick bastards
2pacalypse mother fuckin' know
Y'all can kiss my rear end and suck my dick
And my uncle Tommy's balls
gently caress Y'all
Punks

Booties
Apr 4, 2006

forever and ever
(It starts with one)
One thing I don't know why
It doesn’t even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time
(All I know)
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
(It’s so unreal)
Didn’t look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Trying to hold on but didn’t even know
I wasted it all just to watch you go

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
been likin this slow jam since last summer and its got me through a couple dark days so sing it out!

pink - just me give a reason

Just give me a reason
Just a little bit's enough
Just a second we're not broken just bent
And we can learn to love again
It's in the stars
It's been written in the scars on our hearts
We're not broken just bent
And we can learn to love again

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007
That old brown dog he smells so bad
Say the people from the town
That old brown dog is almost lame
Someone should put him down
It would be an act of kindness
You know it's for the best
You bring a rope, I'll bring my gun
And it'll all be over
Before the dog can guess

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
gently caress the pain away. gently caress the pain away
gently caress the pain away. gently caress the pain away
gently caress the pain away. gently caress the pain away
gently caress the pain away. gently caress the pain away
gently caress the pain away. gently caress the pain away
gently caress the pain away. gently caress the pain away
gently caress the pain away. gently caress the pain away
gently caress the pain away. gently caress the pain away

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Ok Cathy
That hoe was hot.
The first peace of pussy that I ever got!
She hosed me till I was coming
Put her nuts in my mouth
and started humming
I said poo poo comense the checking
She started scratching my dill-bag
and said hold up a second.
Turned me over on my back.
Opened up my butt cheecks
and started licking up my rear end in a top hat
That's why I guess that I'm the gangster
And Kathleen Johnson sweetheart
I'd like to thank you
Little hoes out there are getting stuck,
by niggas like me and we really don't give a gently caress!
Big-rear end titties are the sexy switch
Whatever you get, you deserved it bitch!

SurfinArbiter
Jul 3, 2013

Y
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heh
Work bitch: Brittany spears

"Work work work work work work work work (work)"

Booties
Apr 4, 2006

forever and ever

SurfinArbiter posted:

Work bitch: Brittany spears

"Work work work work work work work work (work)"

Yew wawnt a hawt bawdy?

Yew better work bitch

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Song: Anne Frank
Artist: Brainbombs

I hosed anne frank
In her mouth
In her rear end in a top hat
Writing her diary
Anne frank's a whore
Anne frank's a whore

I hate anne frank
I mutilate her
I piss on her
Writing her diary
you stink! anne frank
you stink!

I kill anne frank
Open her like a butcher
Claw her bloody oval office
with my knife
And all there is
Writing her diary
Anne frank's a whore
Anne frank's a whore
You dead whore
You dead whore

You're cheap anne frank

You dead whore

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
this is a beautiful home
soak up your last sweet view
who did you step on to get here
and why have I come for you
you were probably a spoiled little poo poo
pampered feed and groomed
i hate you do goods

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
the talking heads - once in a lifetime

And you may ask yourself
What is that beautiful house?
And you may ask yourself
Where does that highway go?
And you may ask yourself
Am I right?...Am I wrong?
And you may tell yourself
MY GOD!...WHAT HAVE I DONE?

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
"These hoes ain't loyal"


-Chris Brown

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

you'll cowards don't even smoke crack

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
doing these ones from memory, celine dion

every night when i sleep

i see you

i hear you

that is how i know we

go on...

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
near far wherever you are

this par ti don't remember

hearts goes on!

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




Open up your hate, and let it flow into me
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
You mother get up come on get down with the sickness
You fucker get up come on get down with the sickness
Madness is the gift, that has been given to me

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
If I could write off your murder
I'd save all of my receipts
Because I'd rather you be dead
Than lose a tiny shred of what I made this fiscal year

I'd rather you be dead than ponder parting with my second home
I'd rather you be dead than consider not opening a restaurant

I'd rather you be dead
I'd rather you be dead

Prepare the laser-beam
I'm gonna use it tonight

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



you put the lime in your coke, you nut, and you drink it all up

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
give up the pussy soon,
all i want is a little womb
or get your groupie rear end out my hotel room

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
"Bitches ain't poo poo but hoes and tricks
Lick on these nuts and suck the dick
Get the gently caress out after you're done"



-Dr.Dre and Snoop Dogg

Smokey
Feb 8, 2008
meow mix meow mix please deliver

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



And I've had recurring nightmares
That I was loved for who I am
And missed the opportunity
To be a better man

-Muse

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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
well i don't mind choppin wood
and i don't care if the money's no good
you get what you need and you leave the rest
but they should never
have taken
the very best...

levon helm and the band - the night they drove old dixie down

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