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Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

The Zentorno is pretty cool but the Turismo R is where it's at.

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Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

A Lamer posted:

When I'm not in the mood for free roam massacre I just mildly harass people by following/honking at them, and a friend occasionally picks up pubs and drives them around hoping they'll start poo poo with a semi competent person as their wheelman. I imagine that's overwhelmingly the reason and not just because "yer purddyyy hyuk" but my faith has been tested before.

I had a pretty good run with someone who rolled up and honked at me in his Massacro last night. I shot out a ton of tires and police chopper pilots. There was even a train ride with multiple player cars and a chopper escorting.

Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

I would have to say that racing in Grand Theft Auto Online is Good and Fun.

Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

I've ended up with like 5m from various hackers since the PC release and I've spent it all on cars and aircraft and so far I've been okay.

Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

Akion posted:

You monster. That's $50 you've stolen from those poor, starving R* executives.

Wellllllllllllllllllll :suicide:

Edit: Kush Coma is good, Danny Brown is good. So much good music in this game, on every station.

Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

UserErr0r posted:

Is there a preferred super car, specifically for getting to destinations as quickly as possible (not racing at all), or is it all down to preference and how much money you're willing to waste?

For me it usually comes down to "which do I think looks cooler today" but I probably drive sports classics more than supers because they look the best.

Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

Mr Scumbag posted:

As long as we're talking about cars, as it happens I'm horribly unoriginal when it comes to painting and modding cars and need inspiration. Anyone here up for sharing pics of their garage or favourite cars?

Here's my favorite garage:



















Eyud fucked around with this message at 08:10 on May 14, 2015

Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

Exemplar.

Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

Cerebulon posted:

How do you get actually nice screenshots? Snapmatic upload butchers the quality and Steam screenshots include the UI.

I'd like to know this too. I suspect it involves director mode, but I haven't messed with it yet.

Some more fun cars:









Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

Sharrow posted:

why are there animals in my garage :ohdear:

One time I joined into a session with a hacker and a friend's apartment was filled with dead sharks.

Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

codo27 posted:

Whats the best path to levelling?

Ever so slightly disillusioned with it all. Cant seem to find 3 people to do a heist, let alone 3 that wont auto fail within 30 seconds. Seems like all the guns and vehicle mods and stuff will take so long to unlock all the games content will be exhausted by then.

Contact missions are pretty fun and good RP. I've had good luck even with pubs since a lot of them can be completed with just one or two decent players.

Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

Zigmidge posted:

So after heistin' last night, another goon and I (wrathsomething ingame) compared our old classic cars before taking them on a short little impromptu race when we were inspired to host a larger scale Goon Classics Series.

I want to set up a small series of impromptu races (up to 30 racers!) across the island. It would be a few pre-planned point-to-points that should give a nice test of a variety of driving abilities as well as some epic book-ends. Open with a race from north point to the portlands, tackle a series of short races in downtown, the hills, the desert and finish off with a climb to the top of mount chiliad. Or something.

These would be done in classic sports or 70s era muscle cars. I don't know if we want to get all rp nerdy with the rules (no wacky colours) but it would be sweet to see a fleet of era-appropriate designs racing together. I personally don't care.

I'll capture everyone's times and tally the results and maybe offer up a free avatar or forums upgrade for a prize or something. Maybe a cheap shark card :lol:


What do you guys think? Give me your input! I'll be on mumble tonight so you can whisper sweet nothings into my ear about how bad an idea this is. I'll take a day or two to work out the finer points and give some notice for people to free up time.

Hell yes. Sports classics are the best and I want in on this.

Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

My favorite apartment is Eclipse 40 because it has sweet views and jumping over traffic to slam into the garage door never gets old.

Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

ninjahedgehog posted:

Keep in mind that literally everyone else in the game also owns an apartment in Eclipse Towers, so in any given server the area immediately around the garage is going to be a thunderdome.

I'm not saying that there isn't a certain appeal to this, though.

Yep, this is another thing I like about it.

Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

Thanks to theguybro I now have both of the new gold aircraft and have gotten drunk while being flown around in both, god bless.

Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

T1g4h posted:

Hopefully this link works. Just created my first race, a point to point offroad run all around Blaine County. I left most of the car classes enabled in case anyone wants to do a super goofy gimmick race with Zentornos on dirt roads or whatever, but motorcycles and Utility are disabled because it's really not a good track for them :v:

http://rsg.ms/fe5c7a2

It took about 8 minutes to do in a stock BF Injection when I tested it, so i'd advise against trying to trade wins on it. Recommend using Off Road or Muscle as the car class, and for maximum amounts of fun try setting the weather to rain. Anyways, let me know what you guys think :v:

I played this a couple times tonight and it was fun! Once in an Insurgent and once in a Stirling GT, which was a blast.

Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

T1g4h posted:

Haha, thanks! I was testing it earlier with a few friends, they pointed out one or two small tweaks I need to make, mostly just placing some hay bales and maybe one extra checkpoint so the route is a bit more clear towards the end. One of them also suggested a version that's just a fast loop around Mount Josiah using the road that runs along Lago Zancudo and the one that runs along the south bank of Cassidy Creek, so I might make a somewhat shorter circuit version of it this afternoon after work :v:

That'd be cool. Link it if you do and I'll check it out.

Any other goon-made races? Mud & Muscle was another fun one I've played recently.

Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

Eclipse:

Adder
Bullet
Cheetah
Entity XF
Infernus
Osiris
Turismo R
Vacca
Voltic
Zentorno

Tinsel:

Casco
Coquette Classic
JB 700
Monroe
Phoenix
Sabre Turbo
Stinger
Stinger GT
Stirling GT
Z-Type

Richards:

Akuma
Bati 801
Bifta
Carbonizzare
Dubsta 6x6
Exemplar
Insurgent
Jester
Massacro

Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

hagie posted:

I asked the other day in session and some one said $27k

Hearsay though

Yep. I've destroyed mine a few times.

Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

T1g4h posted:

Goddamn pubbies drive like absolute shitlords. About the only good thing I can say is I somehow got put into a race that was only stock Glendales, which was hilarious. Just a bunch of big old school Mercedes sedans lumbering and body rolling around every corner :allears:

Tophats, Eyud, where you guys at? I need actual fun race lobbies with people who play competitive but not like dicks :v:

Wellllllll I might have bought a wheel and gotten really into Project Cars recently but I'm also hoping they release a fix for the stuttering since the last patch cause that drives me nuts whenever I try to play.

Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

T1g4h posted:

I still need to tweak the settings a bit but :siren:holy poo poo I got my Logitech G27 working with GTA Online:siren:

It's kinda touchy, but man it's rad as tits to drive around Los Santos in first person using an actual wheel and pedals.

You should tell me how to do this.

Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

I'm poor again!

Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

Just got in a session with like three hackers dropping money on everyone, I'm rich again!

Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

Both of y'all should have stopped a long time ago.

Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

Jesus christ would you all shut up about shark cards already

Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

My yacht is all pimped out, my garages are full again, and I've got a nice stash in the bank ready for the next update. God bless modders.

Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

It goes pretty fast but it has bad brakes.

Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

SolidSnakesBandana posted:

I love when people post about getting shark cards like its a totally normal thing. It's not. You are part of a problem and you loving suck.

Oh noooo someone spent money on a thing!

Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

They're hot and cool?

Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

Starhawk64 posted:

Bigger garages? Yes please! :fap:

Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

King Vidiot posted:

Not even gonna get excited because it's no doubt gated behind your bank account and level, and I barely play the game and spend every dollar I make on clothes and cars so I'm broke.

Ah, my good man! Perhaps you would be interested in a nice Shark Card to top up that bank balance!

Eyud
Aug 5, 2006


Mmmmmm.

Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

CascadeBeta posted:

Unrelated but someone who has both the reaper and the fmj, is there one I should buy over the other? What are their strengths?

The FMJ looks way, way better and that's all that really matters.

Edit: The Bestia is the coolest car in this update, though.

Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

Zigmidge posted:

Good lord y'all are using the word griefed now. It smells like reddit in here.

I have some news that may shock you: the only difference between goons and redditors is the software they use to make bad posts.

Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

Slim Killington posted:

I want to love the FMJ but the horrible buttress-looking things connecting the roof to the rear quarter panels are just an unforgivable level of fugly.

Actually, they own, much like on the real car.

Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

Slim Killington posted:

The real car is closer to a Vulcan though, which is monumentally sexy and has a stylish rear-end, than it is to the new GT which is an abomination and retarded looking from the rear. If they'd have just fully modeled it on the Vulcan I'd be all over it.

They're both very good looking cars IMO.

Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

Sadly no, offices and warehouses don't have garages.

Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

You get the last body armor slot at like 130 or 135. I don't know of anything after that.

Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

You can get free snacks from your assistant too.

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Eyud
Aug 5, 2006

I miss hacker money, I'm a poor again after buying all this new stuff.

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