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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
Lowtax I will come

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Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


I wish I could come :smith:

Drinkfist
Aug 2, 2005



I just came.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Prinny
Jun 12, 2010

by XyloJW
I'll go and make fun of you or something

Harminoff
Oct 24, 2005

👽
Google maps shows this is a legit place. I am pretty amazed. How many random people do you get coming in from the street thinking that place is something it's not? Don't really know what you need an advertised office space for anyway?

Spunky Junior Reporter!
Jul 27, 2011

Fun Shoe
its too far away so im not going

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Harminoff posted:

Google maps shows this is a legit place. I am pretty amazed. How many random people do you get coming in from the street thinking that place is something it's not? Don't really know what you need an advertised office space for anyway?



dang that is a sweet shade tree

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
legit shade tree action. classic.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Lowtax posted:

It means I don't want to pay for an office that has two people in it.

so if I come down and squat in your office you'll be back up to three and hold on to it then?

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
GOON PROJECT: SAVE THE SOME THING AWFUL HEAD QUARTERS

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
ill start the wiki

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe
Are R-Lo and company going out of business? Seems like it.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
lowtax you will know its me because i will be the most handsome one

WAMPA_STOMPA
Oct 21, 2010
wheres the kickstarter to buy out the office?

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

a starwar betamax posted:

legit shade tree action. classic.

imagine all of the picnics your fav SA people have had under that tree

there were none

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
I like how it's next to a place called "Hamilton and Associates(Lawyers, really we're lawyers, come on in if you need lawyers, please)"

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


boot out sa, send in a retarded hick's hot dog diner

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
thats a bigass parking lot too

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Please reschedule this to December 2nd.

This works better for everyone (me).

Harminoff
Oct 24, 2005

👽
What did the other guy in the office think of you closing shop? What is the most amount of employees you had in that office?

I'm just amazed that there is an office as I always figured this site was on autopilot and you just checked it every so often from your basement computer.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
drat, i'd always meant to drive by and paint dicks on your windows

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

I drove by once but nobody was in. It was the saddest trip.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Darth Brooks posted:

I drove by once but nobody was in. It was the saddest trip.

same

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
I will be there on sunday. There had better be beer.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Equine Don posted:

I will be there on sunday. There had better be beer.

on... the lords day??

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames
max since lowtax is not responding to me can i crash at your place if i come this wknd?

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

a starwar betamax posted:

on... the lords day??

Actually I will probably be driving drunk straight into the building :iamafag:

moolchaba
Jul 21, 2007
I will save the office. I have recently come into a large amount of currency. Name your price.

*fashions more coins out of butter*

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




It's a nine hour drive from Milwaukee, uffda....

Too bad my relatives in Overland Park are super fundie Baptists, or I'd have them stop over and grab me some sweet swag.

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

I live in columbia and have jack poo poo to do today, I'm tempted to drop in. 4 hour round trip to meet the tax? hmm

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
I can think of no better way to wrap this whole thing up than to have four or five bloated dorks show up after desperately begging for assurances that somebody will be there, but then the shop is dark, quiet, and locked, so they smudge some nose grease on the windows, shout some catchphrases, and sort of slouch off to the nearest Steak 'n' Shake to squeeze into a booth and shout catchphrases at each other.


Roll credits.

BoldFrankensteinMir
Jul 28, 2006


Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe
:catstare:

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
The lawyers next door must be thrilled

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

it looks like the fuckin dog house hahahaha

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW
Someone bring a game console and have a fighting game tournament. People love those for some reason.

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW

Harminoff posted:

Google maps shows this is a legit place. I am pretty amazed. How many random people do you get coming in from the street thinking that place is something it's not? Don't really know what you need an advertised office space for anyway?



Wait...

Does this mean that drunk weirdo that wandered in on Lowtax and Shmorky during a Let's Play was a lawyer?? Was it Hamilton or one of Hamilton's associates?

snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005
Have the Hamilton associates ever visited SA?

What's the rent like on a small office on a state road in MO?

Babylon Astronaut
Apr 19, 2012
I'll see if I can come this weekend and we can play gamma world.

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Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡
Can I tear out the copper?

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