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So I got failed on my DMV test because I went 26mph in a 25 zone two times... Like what the gently caress?
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# ? Nov 20, 2014 23:37 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 12:27 |
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you're supposed to drive like the most scared defensive pussy on the planet you dummy also are you literally 16 cause if so, lol e: did u register as a little 2 year old so you could post about how the jackass at the dmv wont give you your FREEDOM FROM loving DAD AND HIS WIFE SHERRI
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# ? Nov 20, 2014 23:38 |
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follow the rules you dumb retard
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# ? Nov 20, 2014 23:38 |
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OP ls lying. Kill him.
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# ? Nov 20, 2014 23:39 |
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shiksa posted:you're supposed to drive like the most scared defensive pussy on the planet you dummy If you ever read E/N you'd know these forums are actually full of 25+ year old retards who never learned how to drive because they just never got around to it and what's the point
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# ? Nov 20, 2014 23:40 |
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Shut up
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# ? Nov 20, 2014 23:40 |
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in california for the most part as long as you don't make a major instant fail error they pass you.
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# ? Nov 20, 2014 23:43 |
No you failed the test because you broke the law and went over the speed limit. Surprised they didn't tell you this. hth
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# ? Nov 20, 2014 23:44 |
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haha its almost as if they failed you for breaking the rules of the road
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# ? Nov 20, 2014 23:45 |
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I'm pretty sure I only passed mine because I was the one person to drive even semi-competently that day and I did well in comparison to everyone else.
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# ? Nov 20, 2014 23:45 |
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What kind of retard goes anywhere near the speed limit on their driving test. If you go over you are speeding.
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# ? Nov 20, 2014 23:46 |
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i failed my test becaue i was drunk
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# ? Nov 20, 2014 23:47 |
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just keep taking it eventually even if you are terrible they will pass you so they don't have to worry about you killing them every time you show up.
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# ? Nov 20, 2014 23:49 |
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my driving test was so loving easy, i dont even remember it. you must really suck. EDIT if you dont pass your driving test on the first try you are a TERRIBLE driver, no, stop making excuses; and should be banned from retaking it for 2 yrz.
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# ? Nov 20, 2014 23:51 |
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not my driving test though..i drive better when i'm drunk
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# ? Nov 20, 2014 23:51 |
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in california if you t-bone a bus full of retarded children then board teh bus and systematically rape and murder everyone on the bus the dmv will still pass you hth
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 00:06 |
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fyodor posted:in california if you t-bone a bus full of retarded children then board teh bus and systematically rape and murder everyone on the bus the dmv will still pass you hth there's a shitload of asians in california so pretty much everyone else looks good by comparison.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 00:21 |
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How old are you OP?
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 00:24 |
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I walk everywhere barefoot and keep everything I could possibly need in a shopping cart. Driving is for sellouts
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 00:27 |
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When I took my driving test, I was doing 25 in a 25 and the inspector slapped me and asked if my balls had dropped yet. Also, the driving instructor that my parents probably hired off Craigslist taught me that when you go over a mountain, don't touch the pedals. Because when you're in freefall at 90 mph, it's totally legal because your speed will average out when you start going up the next slope. And the first lesson was pulling out of a parking space with 6" of clearance on each side in rush hour traffic. Sono fucked around with this message at 00:31 on Nov 21, 2014 |
# ? Nov 21, 2014 00:27 |
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My driver's ed teacher used to buy me cigarettes
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 00:33 |
Baba Ganoush posted:I walk everywhere barefoot and keep everything I could possibly need in a shopping cart. Driving is for sellouts you sound homeless im sorry
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 00:33 |
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I got a letter from the DMV the other day. I opened and read it. It said they were suckers.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 00:42 |
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the speed limit isn't a number you're supposed to hit, op. it literally means "never go this fast here under any circumstances"
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 00:49 |
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i got points knocked off my test for not looking both ways when going through an intersection with a green light
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 00:56 |
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I got my drivers license in South Dakota because their test is piss easy. You don't even have to back up or do 3-point-turns or parallel park. Of course, it would be physically impossible to parallel park where I was because there weren't enough parked cars.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 01:03 |
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the op:
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 01:11 |
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all i had to do for my test was demonstrate i could drive around in a 3-block circle and park in a parking spot. no paralell parking, no anything, i even rolled through a stop sign and they didn't ding me for it
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 01:12 |
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Liquid Dinosaur posted:I got my drivers license in South Dakota because their test is piss easy. You don't even have to back up or do 3-point-turns or parallel park. Of course, it would be physically impossible to parallel park where I was because there weren't enough parked cars. id imagine. when i got my license my dad took me to some shithole town about 45 minutes away from us because getting a license in the middle of nowhere is incredibly easy.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 01:13 |
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Sono posted:When I took my driving test, I was doing 25 in a 25 and the inspector slapped me and asked if my balls had dropped yet. the driving guy my parents hired really liked me for some reason, so he opened up to me about how much he hates teaching indians because they smell and can't drive. then he invited me to his retiree blue grass band's show and implied obama was uppity
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 01:13 |
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i rode with a cop in a smokey hat in mine. he didn't buckle up, so i desided to be with stupid as stupid told me to disengage park. it was my first and last mistake and it sucks i had to wait a week to redo, since we could have scored a homerun with proper preparatory measures right off the bat
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 01:14 |
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Learn how to drive, no drive. P.S. U suck. Good job.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 01:15 |
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Devils Affricate posted:If you ever read E/N you'd know these forums are actually full of 25+ year old retards who never learned how to drive because they just never got around to it and what's the point whats the point when mom can still take you to the store
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 01:16 |
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Back in high school I knew a kid who was so pissed that he failed his test and was complaining about all the unfair bullshit and how it wasn't his fault and it was ridiculous they didn't just pass him. He backed into a trash can.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 01:19 |
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I got my license in Florida, where the driving test was literally driving once around a fake "road" in a parking lot while stopping at one fake stop sign, making a three point turn, and parking in a perpendicular space. The written test was a random selection of questions from a massive database, so most of them were utterly pointless bits of trivia from the driver's manual that had nothing to do with actual everyday driving; stuff like how many days you had to file an accident report with the cops for a hit-and-run, how to signal for turns with your hands, and what various obscure road signs that you'd never actually see in real life meant. You could literally get a license without ever driving a car on an actual road or knowing most of the applicable rules and laws.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 01:22 |
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if i lived somewhere like nyc id never bother to learn to drive either
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 01:23 |
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i read that in Scandinavia/Germany you have to spend like $1500 and it takes years of intense testing to get your license. it sounds like an incredibly arduous process
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 01:24 |
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Fandyien posted:the driving guy my parents hired really liked me for some reason, so he opened up to me about how much he hates teaching indians because they smell and can't drive. then he invited me to his retiree blue grass band's show and implied obama was uppity wow so you're like 17 now and incredibly effeminate?
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 01:27 |
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Roargasm posted:follow the rules you dumb retard
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 01:27 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 12:27 |
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Izumi Konata posted:i rode with a cop in a smokey hat in mine. he didn't buckle up, so i desided to be with stupid as stupid told me to disengage park. it was my first and last mistake and it sucks i had to wait a week to redo, since we could have scored a homerun with proper preparatory measures right off the bat Wow what a cocksucker.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 01:28 |