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frozen peas -eat while frozen right from the freezer bread -just bread
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Nov 21, 2014 00:59
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High munchies much? Cheese into bread; add mustard. Hello lazy sandwich.
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Nov 21, 2014 01:02
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whenever i cook fro. peas, I always nibble a couple when they're still fro. hehe it's like little veggie popsicle pills
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Nov 21, 2014 01:04
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-fast food go to mcdonalds or taco bell or wahtever and order some food. eat it and don't worry about doing any dishes
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Nov 21, 2014 01:05
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thirsty for somehing refreshing?? water comes directly from your tap & is cheap!
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Nov 21, 2014 01:17
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step 1 make some food step 2 put the food inside of your body by any means necessary
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Nov 21, 2014 01:41
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beer it's bread in a can.
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Nov 21, 2014 01:41
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what do i have to remove from urine so i can drink it all the time and get the nutrients and how do i do that
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Nov 21, 2014 02:40
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gary oldmans diary posted:what do i have to remove from urine so i can drink it all the time and get the nutrients and life hack: extend your catheter and you cut out the drinking cup saving you from washing another item
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Nov 21, 2014 03:00
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TOILETLORD posted:beer it's bread in a can.
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Nov 21, 2014 03:04
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thats not even sciencetific
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Nov 21, 2014 03:04
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-buy 64 ounce of Skippy brand peanut butter -dunk hand in peanut butter -lick hand. you can even share hand with your dog
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Nov 21, 2014 03:10
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grilled cheese
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Nov 21, 2014 03:11
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eggs just eggs eat the eggs raw who gives a poo poo
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Nov 21, 2014 03:12
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numberoneposter posted:eggs just eggs eat the eggs raw who gives a poo poo smash mouth gave a poo poo
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Nov 21, 2014 03:17
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i like my proteins soluble
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Nov 21, 2014 03:18
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gary oldmans diary posted:i like my proteins soluble
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Nov 21, 2014 03:19
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im eating not casting a loving spell
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Nov 21, 2014 03:19
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Top Ramen
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Nov 21, 2014 03:19
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sausage
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Nov 21, 2014 03:20
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gary oldmans diary posted:im eating not casting a loving spell you kinda feel like you are an adventurer or something also what i like to called bachelors gazpacho which is just open up a can of campbells vegitable soup and drink it right out of the tin
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Nov 21, 2014 03:22
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im just gonna keep eating the stuff from under the carpet
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Nov 21, 2014 03:23
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im going to go to the pub
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Nov 21, 2014 03:24
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add scrambled egg to your ramen
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Nov 21, 2014 03:25
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Enjoy an elegant preparation of free range eggs, delicate oil, and a secret blend of spices
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Nov 21, 2014 03:26
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ketchup is pretty good when drunk straight from the bottle, kinda like a fruit smoothie
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Nov 21, 2014 03:27
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cooking your own arm is probably the most convenient meal of all. if you don't want to feel any pain, just get some rope and tie a really tight knot around it to cut off your circulation and wait an hour or so. then just plop your arm right onto the pan. nothing beats 17 lbs of human bacon. best part is that you don't have to worry about carrying it since it's attached to your body 
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Nov 21, 2014 03:38
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:cooking your own arm is probably the most convenient meal of all. if you don't want to feel any pain, just get some rope and tie a really tight knot around it to cut off your circulation and wait an hour or so. then just plop your arm right onto the pan. nothing beats 17 lbs of human bacon. best part is that you don't have to worry about carrying it since it's attached to your body Egyptian mummies are actually cured human prosciutto, they had to put them in large sealed tombs so people wouldn't go and eat them before they were done
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Nov 21, 2014 05:12
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smear nutella on your dick, have a dog lick nutella off your dick, then eat the dog
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Nov 21, 2014 05:16
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Vegemite on moldy bread - Aussie delicacy
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Nov 21, 2014 05:20
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Mulefisk posted:frozen peas I once heard of someone having a guest or roommate who ate the frozen peas that they kept in their fridge to use as icepacks in case they got a bruise or something. I can't remember if this story was told on these forums by someone on GBS or if it was told to me in person by someone I met.
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Nov 21, 2014 05:21
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the food i am eating right now is a sandwich filled with meatloaf, deli chicken, mashed potatoes and ranch dressing.
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Nov 21, 2014 05:22
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box of wheat thins
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Nov 21, 2014 05:22
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Spotted... Dick! 
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Nov 21, 2014 05:22
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put cereal in your mouth then drink milk and swish
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Nov 21, 2014 05:34
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FordPRefectLL posted:put cereal in your mouth then drink milk and swish
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Nov 21, 2014 05:36
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you can also make chocolate milk with the same method
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Nov 21, 2014 05:37
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Pretty sure piss eggs don't need an extra cookin'.
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Nov 21, 2014 05:48
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Stealing food from people is the most efficient way to eat. Just rob some slob driving out of a 5Guys and jack his burger.
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Nov 21, 2014 05:50
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eat the stuff from behind your ears that you haven't washed properly in 6months
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Nov 21, 2014 05:50
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