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Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


uG posted:

[img]http://www.goatse.info/hello.jpg[/img[

That's so hosed up that you would try to image leech.

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Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
LOL YOU DIDN'T. LOL 2001.

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

Kuato posted:

Threads are like small businesses, the vast majority just wither away and die. Not the worst thread ever op.

My dept has inter office broadcast, wish someone would do something like that here, there's over 1000+ employees, so I'm sure stuff like goatse, lemon party would shock some of them.

Now you know what to do if you ever want more unpaid vacation time.

Neat Machine
May 5, 2008

heh
dont click this it's goatse

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

op u should have linked this instead (warning: may make u a little "hot" under the "collar")
:nws:http://i.imgur.com/Ys4UnYF.gif:nws:

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

a hole-y ghost posted:

op u should have linked this instead (warning: may make u a little "hot" under the "collar")
:nws:http://i.imgur.com/Ys4UnYF.gif:nws:

Is that a horribly malformed dick, or a bifurcated dick?

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

The Protagonist posted:

Is that a horribly malformed dick, or a bifurcated dick?

Looks like an octopus being cummed on.

Coffee Mugshot
Jun 26, 2010

by Lowtax

unlimited shrimp posted:

i overheard a group of nice grade 9 ESL girls discussing the the 'shrek is love' video so all bets on human decency are off imo

hosed up

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Dead Precedents posted:

Looks like an octopus being cummed on.

bifurcated goon dick. he did it himself apparently.

Prinny
Jun 12, 2010

by XyloJW

The Protagonist posted:

Is that a horribly malformed dick, or a bifurcated dick?

yeah he cut it in half, they tend to do that when you get an erection afterwards for whatever reason

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

TOILETLORD posted:

bifurcated goon dick. he did it himself apparently.

The gently caress is wrong with people? Man wastes a perfectly good cock when there are less fortunate people in the world who have no dicks.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

a hole-y ghost posted:

op u should have linked this instead (warning: may make u a little "hot" under the "collar")
:nws:http://i.imgur.com/Ys4UnYF.gif:nws:





cuttlefishhello.jpg

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

The Protagonist posted:

Is that a horribly malformed dick, or a bifurcated dick?
its a squid

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
aw man you sound like one of those fyad guys they're wild and crazy!!

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
never could figure out the logic of having a split dick. I mean the cum tube has to be on one side or the other; can't see see that you'd get two spurtnozzles

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Was it really a goon? Did he explain WHHHHHHYYYYYY

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
I for one would like to see that squid dick guy and the goatse man have sex

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
why did he stop at 2 dicks

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

vyst posted:

People over the age of 40 have not yet experienced the majesty of goatse

Hey!!!!! You take that back!

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

genesplicer posted:

Hey!!!!! You take that back!

he didn't mean it oji-san

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Darth123123 posted:

You really took that lurk rule to heart op.

OP you gotta start breakin' the rulse :devil:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

uG posted:

[img]http://www.goatse.info/hello.jpg[/img]

you messed up the tag OP i fixed it for you

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


Baba Ganoush posted:

I made a thread about a my girlfriend slapping me in front of my dog and another one about a cb-6000 you sent goatse to your school e-mail list which is probably pretty brave for an 18 year old nerd.

does cb-6000 come with dick spikes asking ofr a friend

Generic Monk
Oct 31, 2011

TOILETLORD posted:

bifurcated goon dick. he did it himself apparently.

any more context for this

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
go hog wild OP

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lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Generic Monk posted:

any more context for this

Body-mod people are hosed up.

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