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FordPRefectLL posted:a gun that when you shoot it it kills ilikedirt for the record... i think this is a BAD idea
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a gun that when you shoot it it makes a starwar betamax think its a good idea to kill ilikedirt
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a knife that kill starwars betmacx
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toilet paper that wipes clean in one go and leaves a nice scent
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a woman that doesnt cheat on you
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Nation posted:toilet paper that wipes clean in one go and leaves a nice scent Use wet wipes its great
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gary oldmans diary posted:amnesia ray
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a lighter that releases mustard gas from the bottom when star wars betamax asks to borrow one to light his methamphetamine cigarette outside of a movie theatre
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A sampler/synthesizer that can make any sound michael winslow can make.
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a light that lights up dark threads....fast
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a robot glove that does your internet posting for you
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A keychain fob that resuscitates a starwar betamax whenever he is killed
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eScroll. It is similar in function to a kindle or whatever, but it's form is a flexible cylinder of ePaper and instead of turning pages by touching the screen which is totally non intuitive, you scroll it down by physically turning it like an old school paper scroll, except now it is infinitely long.
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mookface posted:A keychain fob that resuscitates a starwar betamax whenever he is killed an emp keychain fob that disables asbwm resurrection keychain fobs
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A cure for this broken heart.
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A lure for this croakin' fart.
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A Pure4Tokin' mart.
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A demure sore Tolkien carp.
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A backpack that won't leave your back completely drenched in sweat after bicycling a few miles
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you know those guitars that are like, double guitars
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push broom rebristler
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Like those hardboiled egg slicers but instead it's dental floss for your teeth.
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a real penis made of poo
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Smokr its like tindr but for weed
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SuicID an iphone app that lets you scan the barcodes of things you have around you and tells you the best way to use them to kill yourself
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gently caress da Mods posted:a real penis made of poo A condom dispensing ring that fits inside your sphincter so that your poop goes straight into sealed condoms and doesn't stink and you never need to wipe your butt.
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an iphone app that records and analyzes the audio of your farts and matches them with other people whos farts have the same sound
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this is not the first ideas thread where ive seen Samuel L. ACKSYN knock it out the park but i cant remember the other one was it my new porn scenarios to revitalize masturbation thread? i guess sa dropped threadid 3632985 forever
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these inventions are blowing my mind right out of my skul............ someone invent a brain put backer for me. so i can put back in my brain!
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same idea as poop condoms but earmuffs for when your brains blow out.
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anti-lights that darken bright areas
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so i bike a lot and the road is full of assholes so i figured i would invent a camera that is mounted on your bicep and is triggered to go off when you flip the finger at some dipshit but then it would automatically be uploaded to a tumblr so people could see who you flipped off.
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sorry op your ideas are poo poo, and heres why: -a metal detector that only detects rusty cans and lumps of ore (keep our parks clean) -a way to train dogs that is so brutal the dogs become stronger/more lethal than conventionally trained dog -a hot cathode to touch your brain and sear a few nerves so you never have to think about making GBS threads again (and how your body is full of disgusting feces all the time) -a podcast where two grown men meet in a recording studio to talk about their families and ww2 history -shoes with built in tubes of water to keep both the outside and the inside wet so you can have shiny shoes and wet feet all day -a way to make the iphone 6 camera shutter extra loud and it comes with a booklet on how to RESPECT OTHER PEOPLES PRIVACY -regular syrup but use a lot of it and eat a lot of sweet breakfast food which causes you to be a doughy pre-diabetic man child for ever -a new finger just for helping get a stronger grip when shaking hands, raising the flag, holding a newborn
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lonesomedwarf posted:free energy plans to make a time machine and propel a UFO (the real deal!) (c) Mike Knows i loving love this picture i really wish i could get a chance to pick the artists' brain, have them walk me through their diagram and thinking
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For the umpteenth time it's a Fleshjack Rumblepack™. Fine, I'll get out my soldering iron and get back to ya
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A wireless videogame control that can be used with any of the major consoles and when you start using it it reminds you to stop playing video games and go outside.
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