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Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum
It's pretty nice having self-confidence and knowing I can beat up any groups who would dare assail me when I'm riding on the train for instance. Lol, I could probably beat the gently caress out of 30-40 of you guys for instance.

But how do you find real fights? I saw a woman trying to buy a bag of sun crisps today but apparently she had forgotten her wallet ... and then the mulatto cashier offered to give it to her for free. I used the skills imparted unto me by my sensei and noticed that she wore a matrimonial ring upon her finger. Sensing injustice I naturally moved in to engage him in mortal combat.

To his everlasting shame and humiliation he quickly started running in circles around the counter as I pursued him.

Realizing I could never catch him after a number of minutes and that we were beginning to look like idiots I left the Gatorade and protein bar I was attempting to purchase next to the door and began to flee.

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TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Baba Ganoush posted:

It's pretty nice having self-confidence and knowing I can beat up any groups who would dare assail me when I'm riding on the train for instance. Lol, I could probably beat the gently caress out of 30-40 of you guys for instance.

But how do you find real fights? I saw a woman trying to buy a bag of sun crisps today but apparently she had forgotten her wallet ... and then the mulatto cashier offered to give it to her for free. I used the skills imparted unto me by my sensei and noticed that she wore a matrimonial ring upon her finger. Sensing injustice I naturally moved in to engage him in mortal combat.

To his everlasting shame and humiliation he quickly started running in circles around the counter as I pursued him.

Realizing I could never catch him after a number of minutes and that we were beginning to look like idiots I left the Gatorade and protein bar I was attempting to purchase next to the door and began to flee.

just buy a gun you are wasting your time.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I was a red belt in the kwon do when I was like twelve and I never use any of it

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEDaCIDvj6I

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
what u know about the 52 blocks op

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