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i want to buy some of those toys that download yout nintendo saves but i'm trying to figure out where a grown man is supposed to hide his toys whenever other adults come over Where do you nerds hide your toys at when a girl wants to come home with you or a coworker wants to hang and drink a couple beers. thanks
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 04:25 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 09:28 |
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In your butt op, obvs
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 04:29 |
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In my man cave (what i call my rear end)
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 04:29 |
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Gay little figurines are for children op
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 04:31 |
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Fancy Corndog posted:
i don;t i just admit some poo poo i like is retarded.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 04:31 |
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if you don't get sonic I'll be very disappointed
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 18:26 |
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just throw them away after you get your dlc or whatever bonus
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 18:35 |
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String them all together and use as anal beads.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 18:58 |
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People are just as likely to think your toys are cool as they are to think you're a manchild, OP. Take a chance.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 19:29 |
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nobody in this generation gives a poo poo if you've got a little toy super mario or link or something dude
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 19:31 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXGgDIj5KvA
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 19:46 |
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If she can't take you at your worst (playing with childrens' toys) she doesn't deserve you at your best (taking her out to a spaghetti dinner and splitting the bill 50/50).
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 19:52 |
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Get one of those "Toy Box" storage cases from an adult store. Then, when someone does come over for some lovin' (fat chance) you can whip em out.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 19:53 |
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you could not buy the toy nintendo man
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 20:06 |
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Fancy Corndog posted:Where do you nerds hide your toys at when a girl wants to come home with you or a coworker wants to hang and drink a couple beers. thanks You know that picture from the webcomic where the mom is like, "once upon a time you were a little baby too" and the teenager just can't even parse it into rational thought, he just sits there with a scrunchy look on his face? Well, I'm making that face in real life here. I can read your words but they just don't make sense in that order. "When a girl... wants to... come home with you..." Do you mean, like, when you save the Princess and she's finally not in another castle? Or you mean like when Samus is done killing all the bad guys and she takes her suit off? I'm not really following you there.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 20:19 |
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Network Pesci posted:You know that picture from the webcomic where the mom is like, "once upon a time you were a little baby too" and the teenager just can't even parse it into rational thought, he just sits there with a scrunchy look on his face? Well, I'm making that face in real life here. I can read your words but they just don't make sense in that order. "When a girl... wants to... come home with you..." Do you mean, like, when you save the Princess and she's finally not in another castle? Or you mean like when Samus is done killing all the bad guys and she takes her suit off? I'm not really following you there. I think it's more like... when you select all the right options and you get to the sex screen?
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 20:22 |
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Network Pesci posted:You know that picture from the webcomic where the mom is like, "once upon a time you were a little baby too" and the teenager just can't even parse it into rational thought, he just sits there with a scrunchy look on his face? Well, I'm making that face in real life here. I can read your words but they just don't make sense in that order. "When a girl... wants to... come home with you..." Do you mean, like, when you save the Princess and she's finally not in another castle? Or you mean like when Samus is done killing all the bad guys and she takes her suit off? I'm not really following you there. i dont know that webcomic
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 20:25 |
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Applewhite posted:If she can't take you at your worst (playing with childrens' toys) she doesn't deserve you at your best (taking her out to a spaghetti dinner and splitting the bill 50/50).
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 20:25 |
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Applewhite posted:If she can't take you at your worst (playing with childrens' toys) she doesn't deserve you at your best (taking her out to a spaghetti dinner and splitting the bill 50/50).
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 20:41 |
no one gives a poo poo unless you've plastered your entire living room with nerd posters and anime figurines
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 20:42 |
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Ekster posted:no one gives a poo poo unless you've plastered your entire living room with nerd posters and anime figurines
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 20:43 |
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When I walk in a girls room and I see more than 3-4 Anime stuff (DVDs, Posters, Books) then I know there is a 90% chance that the sex is going to be mad awkward.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 20:47 |
Fancy Corndog posted:
Hide your toys in your mancave dummy
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 20:50 |
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i let all my prospective girlfriends see my toys, but i make it clear that i will not share them under any circumstances unless it's a mutual-play scenario
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 20:54 |
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whatis posted:i let all my prospective girlfriends see my toys, but i make it clear that i will not share them under any circumstances unless it's a mutual-play scenario if she aint bringing her own action figures to the party then i dunno what you see in her.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 20:57 |
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Hexel posted:Hide your toys in your mancave dummy Sorry if this comes off as "red-pill" but a real man doesn't buy into the emasculating concept of a mancave. You know what we have in my house? A womancave. It's called "the kitchen." And, to a lesser extent "the guest bathroom and also the master bathroom." Everything else is man-land except the master bedroom which is sort of half and half. Anyway long story short I leave my toys and comic books all over the house like a real man.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 21:02 |
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Smash it Smash hit posted:if she aint bringing her own action figures to the party then i dunno what you see in her.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 21:02 |
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You hide them in a glass display case or on your work desk. Like that lady with all the troll dolls.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 21:14 |
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inside youre fleshlight
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 22:26 |
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Do you have some kind of crawl space? Otherwise you can use psychology and buy a big colorful chest that says TOYS on it and put all the toys in there. Hidden in plain sight. She won't suspect a thing. I've strung Christmas lights around mine.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 22:30 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 09:28 |
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Hexel posted:Hide your toys in your mancave dummy
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