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wicked. apparently they killed a guy by firing squad as recently as 2010. wicked again.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 07:38 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 07:01 |
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Utah? I hardly know her.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 07:39 |
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dragging the prisoner behind a pick-up truck is a proven method thats far more enjoyable to the community or is utah soft on crime and not wanting prisoners to give something back?
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 07:40 |
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given how incompetent prison officials are at administering lethal injection drugs, shooting people would probably be a lot easier
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 07:43 |
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better than lethal injection tbf
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 07:44 |
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Happy Bear Suit posted:given how incompetent prison officials are at administering lethal injection drugs, shooting people would probably be a lot easier
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 07:44 |
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 07:45 |
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they're gonna use poison blow darts? sick
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 07:46 |
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Gay Roads posted:they're gonna use poison blow darts? sick
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 07:48 |
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If they're gonna do it, they should do it right. Lethal injection is poo poo.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 07:51 |
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imo getting exploded by dynamite would be the fastest least painful way to go
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 07:57 |
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Ghaz posted:imo getting exploded by dynamite would be the fastest least painful way to go most metal too
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 07:57 |
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Looks like they found a use for the ammunition they started stockpiling in late 2008
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 08:04 |
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nrook posted:better than lethal injection tbf
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 08:17 |
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How so you gently caress up a lethal injection. Wouldn't you just overdose the dude on medical grade heroin and call it a day?
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 08:20 |
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the two most humane ways of offing someone are the guillotine and the firing squad (and noble gas poisoning but thats pricey i think) but they gruesome so instead these nutbags devise things that look less painful but aren't. yep Grand Prize Winner fucked around with this message at 08:24 on Nov 21, 2014 |
# ? Nov 21, 2014 08:21 |
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Put a slug in your head, or make your entire body feel like it's on fire from gas/injection...... Nah, let's bring back the ancient aztec tradition of pulling out their still beating heart.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 08:23 |
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captive bolt pistol
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 08:26 |
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A cylinder of N2 can be gotten dirt cheap, not sure what's wrong with that unless it would be too painless and easy on the poor bastards. I would take execution by firing squad given the choice, as long as I could have the traditional cigarette and blindfold and be shot to rags by troops in full dress uniform and shakos against a grungy pockmarked brick wall in the desert wearing five days of photogenic stubble and white Mexican peasant garb while dramatic spaghetti western music plays. edit: ^^^^yeah that's the poo poo right there
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 08:31 |
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this is awesome and good and i have no problem with it. a way better way than being put down like some sort of animal with barbiturates. what if people start commiting more crimes just so they can get this sort of punishment? im just asking questions here
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 08:33 |
de_dust posted:this is awesome and good and i have no problem with it. a way better way than being put down like some sort of animal with barbiturates.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 08:40 |
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The lethal injection is a perfect example of science causing more problems than it solves. In an effort to make capital punishment more humane, they came up with the lethal injection. But the lethal injection isn't more humane; it's horrible. But it's more sanitary. Less spectacular. And that's what it was really made for because those science's biases. The firing squad, while perfectly effective, was too gruesome and dramatic. People didn't like it. So it was up to science to create something people would accept. People don't care that the lethal injection is actually more horrible than the firing squad; they care only that it's less archaic-looking and ritualistic-looking. In the age of rational nihilism that we live in, we despise rituals in favor of "processes" and "procedures." But as the story of the lethal injection shows us, there may have been something to those musty old rituals of yesteryear.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 08:54 |
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Sir John Feelgood posted:The lethal injection is a perfect example of science causing more problems than it solves. In an effort to make capital punishment more humane, they came up with the lethal injection. But the lethal injection isn't more humane; it's horrible. But it's more sanitary. Less spectacular. And that's what it was really made for because those science's biases. The firing squad, while perfectly effective, was too gruesome and dramatic. People didn't like it. So it was up to science to create something people would accept. People don't care that the lethal injection is actually more horrible than the firing squad; they care only that it's less archaic-looking and ritualistic-looking. In the age of rational nihilism that we live in, we despise rituals in favor of "processes" and "procedures." But as the story of the lethal injection shows us, there may have been something to those musty old rituals of yesteryear. plus it'll be balls to watch them blow some pot dealer's head to bits
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 08:57 |
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I reckon we should have death row rumble, where 30 randomly selected contestants (of both male and female gender, gotta make it fair) fight it out to the death, with the winner having his sentence downgraded to parole in 5 years time. Not only do we get rid of some of the people in the system, thereby freeing up space for the next batch, but whichever scrub that wins will really feel like they've achieved something worthwhile in their lives apart from being a drain on society.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 09:03 |
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Why not bring back hanging? If done properly, your neck snaps and you're out of it pretty much instantly.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 09:16 |
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violent decapitations ARE pretty awesome
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 09:17 |
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why bother with a squad one guy can do it
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 09:20 |
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Volcott posted:Why not bring back hanging? If done properly, your neck snaps and you're out of it pretty much instantly. seems like it would be a bit more of an issue these days with so many fat fucks around
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 09:21 |
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They do squads so no one knows who kills the guy, I assume they do this so can they think that anyone who volunteers to be part of a squad is only 99% human garbage who just wants to commit legal murder as opposed to 100% if they go solo.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 09:22 |
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Frostwerks posted:captive bolt pistol Anton here knows what's up.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 09:25 |
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why not make the firing squad a hundred men and load all the guns so the guilt is distributed among all of them instead of having one guy know he killed him because his gun kicked and all the others sneezed
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 09:30 |
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Haha you think any of them feel guilt.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 09:32 |
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put a tent up around the guy being executed like a horse at the kentucky derby and have anyone who wants to shoot a few rounds into the tent
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 09:33 |
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It doesn't matter if the firing squad consists of 5 people or 10 people or 100 people because the real firing squad is all of us who allowed it to happen.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 09:34 |
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Space Jam posted:why not make the firing squad a hundred men and load all the guns so the guilt is distributed among all of them instead of having one guy know he killed him because his gun kicked and all the others sneezed Why not make everyone including the prisoner have a loaded uzi, one man survives and walks away. televise it, live on ppv, it's PENITENTIARY PAYBACK V LIVE ON HBO
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 09:34 |
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yeah like 4 guys shoot blanks and only one guy fires a real bullet
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 09:34 |
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if he survives the first volley do they do a bayonet charge
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 09:39 |
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I bet a great way to get your adrenaline going while also getting paid would be to be part of one of those ten man firing squads and aim at your own dick to tempt fate.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 09:40 |
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Punch Card posted:I bet a great way to get your adrenaline going while also getting paid would be to be part of one of those ten man firing squads and aim at your own dick to tempt fate. you can also do this in many russian bars
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 09:42 |
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even before the recent high profile fuckups why would anyone alive have chosen to die by lethal injection over getting shot by 6-10 high calibre rifles at once if given the choice even when LI goes perfectly it's still an insidious and drawn out affair compared to just eating some quick bullets
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 09:48 |