- fankwart
- Sep 27, 2013
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am I the only one drinking?
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The Scene:
A Nepalese pizza place, I work as a delivery driver. The staff pretty much consists of me, a few teenage wait staff, a couple of other drivers and the three managers.
The Players:
Dipak - Store Owner (Potential past employment: Nepalese mobster)
Rugged. Raw. Dedicated. Dipak pretty much built this place from the ground up with his own blood, sweat and tears. A major operation on his leg has left him incapacitated, unable to spend much time at the shop. Though he may be devoting himself to being the best possible father he can be to his children, is he able to satisfy ALL his wife's urges??
Jenna - Head Waitress (Potential past employment: Erotic dancer for a circus)
Married to Dipak. Jenna's a good gal, always smiling. Lately I've begun to wonder if that smile isn't covering up a forbidden lust, which is why I'm asking for advice.
Mukesh - Pizza Chef (Potential past employment: Loveable paper boy)
Enter Mukesh. The younger man. It's hard to resist a man who knows how to make a dope rear end pizza, especially in the tight confines of a kitchen in those late hours of a busy work night. I like Mukesh. Do I think he's a bad guy? No. Is he loving the boss' wife? Who's to say?
Me. I'm to say.
Let me preface this by saying I don't speak Nepali. That being said, I believe I've been able to obtain accurate translations of their foreign conversations, primarily through observing minute hand gestures and voice inflection.
I believe, without a shadow of a doubt, that I have come to witness a textbook example of a Bermuda Love Triangle.
Last week I was pretending to be diligently washing dishes. In reality, I was listening to this conversation from across the room - I have trained my ears to an assassin's standard of perception through watching season one of the big bang theory on very low volume on my TV. I have never missed a joke.
quote:
Jenna: "Lawdie lawdie lawdie law yuu"
Translation: I think he knows about us
Mukesh: "Den husa"
Translation: Don't worry about it
Jenna: "Yeee"
Translation: Ok.
As if this wasn't proof enough, tonight when I came in from a delivery I overheard this gem:
quote:
Mukesh: "Yuu sing sa ma dee sa tu"
Translation: I love you, let's run away together
Jenna: "Ees puk vu shanhu"
Translation: Who is that hiding behind those pizza boxes?
I was discovered. I looked Mukesh in the eye. He looked at me. I looked at him. I knew that he knew that I knew. I panicked.
I ran, knocking over a stack of boxes, I called out that I forgot a customers drink as I was running for the door. I hope he bought it.
tl;dr Mukesh and Jenna are going at it.
I'm about to go to Dipak's house now. I have to tell him, it wouldn't be right not to.
Hang on, somebody's at the door. That's weird. I'll be right back.
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Nov 21, 2014 11:00
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- Flesh Forge
- Jan 31, 2011
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The Scene:
A Nepalese pizza place, I work as a delivery driver. The staff pretty much consists of me, a few teenage wait staff, a couple of other drivers and the three managers.
The Players:
Dipak - Store Owner (Potential past employment: Nepalese mobster)
Rugged. Raw. Dedicated. Dipak pretty much built this place from the ground up with his own blood, sweat and tears. A major operation on his leg has left him incapacitated, unable to spend much time at the shop. Though he may be devoting himself to being the best possible father he can be to his children, is he able to satisfy ALL his wife's urges??
Jenna - Head Waitress (Potential past employment: Erotic dancer for a circus)
Married to Dipak. Jenna's a good gal, always smiling. Lately I've begun to wonder if that smile isn't covering up a forbidden lust, which is why I'm asking for advice.
Mukesh - Pizza Chef (Potential past employment: Loveable paper boy)
Enter Mukesh. The younger man. It's hard to resist a man who knows how to make a dope rear end pizza, especially in the tight confines of a kitchen in those late hours of a busy work night. I like Mukesh. Do I think he's a bad guy? No. Is he loving the boss' wife? Who's to say?
Me. I'm to say.
Let me preface this by saying I don't speak Nepali. That being said, I believe I've been able to obtain accurate translations of their foreign conversations, primarily through observing minute hand gestures and voice inflection.
I believe, without a shadow of a doubt, that I have come to witness a textbook example of a Bermuda Love Triangle.
Last week I was pretending to be diligently washing dishes. In reality, I was listening to this conversation from across the room - I have trained my ears to an assassin's standard of perception through watching season one of the big bang theory on very low volume on my TV. I have never missed a joke.
As if this wasn't proof enough, tonight when I came in from a delivery I overheard this gem:
I was discovered. I looked Mukesh in the eye. He looked at me. I looked at him. I knew that he knew that I knew. I panicked.
I ran, knocking over a stack of boxes, I called out that I forgot a customers drink as I was running for the door. I hope he bought it.
tl;dr Mukesh and Jenna are going at it.
I'm about to go to Dipak's house now. I have to tell him, it wouldn't be right not to.
Hang on, somebody's at the door. That's weird. I'll be right back.
same
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Nov 21, 2014 11:01
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- Minimalist Program
- Aug 14, 2010
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The Scene:
A Nepalese pizza place, I work as a delivery driver. The staff pretty much consists of me, a few teenage wait staff, a couple of other drivers and the three managers.
The Players:
Dipak - Store Owner (Potential past employment: Nepalese mobster)
Rugged. Raw. Dedicated. Dipak pretty much built this place from the ground up with his own blood, sweat and tears. A major operation on his leg has left him incapacitated, unable to spend much time at the shop. Though he may be devoting himself to being the best possible father he can be to his children, is he able to satisfy ALL his wife's urges??
Jenna - Head Waitress (Potential past employment: Erotic dancer for a circus)
Married to Dipak. Jenna's a good gal, always smiling. Lately I've begun to wonder if that smile isn't covering up a forbidden lust, which is why I'm asking for advice.
Mukesh - Pizza Chef (Potential past employment: Loveable paper boy)
Enter Mukesh. The younger man. It's hard to resist a man who knows how to make a dope rear end pizza, especially in the tight confines of a kitchen in those late hours of a busy work night. I like Mukesh. Do I think he's a bad guy? No. Is he loving the boss' wife? Who's to say?
Me. I'm to say.
Let me preface this by saying I don't speak Nepali. That being said, I believe I've been able to obtain accurate translations of their foreign conversations, primarily through observing minute hand gestures and voice inflection.
I believe, without a shadow of a doubt, that I have come to witness a textbook example of a Bermuda Love Triangle.
Last week I was pretending to be diligently washing dishes. In reality, I was listening to this conversation from across the room - I have trained my ears to an assassin's standard of perception through watching season one of the big bang theory on very low volume on my TV. I have never missed a joke.
As if this wasn't proof enough, tonight when I came in from a delivery I overheard this gem:
I was discovered. I looked Mukesh in the eye. He looked at me. I looked at him. I knew that he knew that I knew. I panicked.
I ran, knocking over a stack of boxes, I called out that I forgot a customers drink as I was running for the door. I hope he bought it.
tl;dr Mukesh and Jenna are going at it.
I'm about to go to Dipak's house now. I have to tell him, it wouldn't be right not to.
Hang on, somebody's at the door. That's weird. I'll be right back.
yeah, same.
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Nov 21, 2014 11:02
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- Shasta Orange Soda
- Apr 25, 2007
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what's nepalese pizza?
if the answer is somewhere in your post other than the first line, i didn't read it
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Nov 21, 2014 11:03
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- fankwart
- Sep 27, 2013
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am I the only one drinking?
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oh god help he has a knife pleaseas call the policea I live at 34 harranltegwkln mvmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
haha just joke. dont listen me. all good. mukesh never touch boss wife.
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Nov 21, 2014 11:03
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- Baba Ganoush
- Oct 12, 2014
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Dinosaur Gum
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That whore Jenna is clearly asking for it.
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Nov 21, 2014 11:08
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- Commie Lasorda
- May 15, 2009
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IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
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Quit loving around and bring me my pizza already goddamn
No tip for you, shitface
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Nov 21, 2014 11:10
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- plehsistential
- Jan 29, 2012
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death to all avatar havers
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZZxsSdKiOM
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Nov 21, 2014 11:21
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- Baba Ganoush
- Oct 12, 2014
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Dinosaur Gum
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daily reminder that these used to come on our pizza
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Nov 21, 2014 11:21
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- SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
- Jun 26, 2009
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The Scene:
A Nepalese pizza place, I work as a delivery driver. The staff pretty much consists of me, a few teenage wait staff, a couple of other drivers and the three managers.
The Players:
Dipak - Store Owner (Potential past employment: Nepalese mobster)
Rugged. Raw. Dedicated. Dipak pretty much built this place from the ground up with his own blood, sweat and tears. A major operation on his leg has left him incapacitated, unable to spend much time at the shop. Though he may be devoting himself to being the best possible father he can be to his children, is he able to satisfy ALL his wife's urges??
Jenna - Head Waitress (Potential past employment: Erotic dancer for a circus)
Married to Dipak. Jenna's a good gal, always smiling. Lately I've begun to wonder if that smile isn't covering up a forbidden lust, which is why I'm asking for advice.
Mukesh - Pizza Chef (Potential past employment: Loveable paper boy)
Enter Mukesh. The younger man. It's hard to resist a man who knows how to make a dope rear end pizza, especially in the tight confines of a kitchen in those late hours of a busy work night. I like Mukesh. Do I think he's a bad guy? No. Is he loving the boss' wife? Who's to say?
Me. I'm to say.
Let me preface this by saying I don't speak Nepali. That being said, I believe I've been able to obtain accurate translations of their foreign conversations, primarily through observing minute hand gestures and voice inflection.
I believe, without a shadow of a doubt, that I have come to witness a textbook example of a Bermuda Love Triangle.
Last week I was pretending to be diligently washing dishes. In reality, I was listening to this conversation from across the room - I have trained my ears to an assassin's standard of perception through watching season one of the big bang theory on very low volume on my TV. I have never missed a joke.
As if this wasn't proof enough, tonight when I came in from a delivery I overheard this gem:
I was discovered. I looked Mukesh in the eye. He looked at me. I looked at him. I knew that he knew that I knew. I panicked.
I ran, knocking over a stack of boxes, I called out that I forgot a customers drink as I was running for the door. I hope he bought it.
tl;dr Mukesh and Jenna are going at it.
I'm about to go to Dipak's house now. I have to tell him, it wouldn't be right not to.
Hang on, somebody's at the door. That's weird. I'll be right back.
e:the best one
SMILLENNIALSMILLEN fucked around with this message at 11:27 on Nov 21, 2014
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Nov 21, 2014 11:24
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- Pivotal Lever
- Sep 9, 2003
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gently caress dipak's festering leg wound
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Nov 21, 2014 11:31
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- Shasta Orange Soda
- Apr 25, 2007
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daily reminder that these used to come on our pizza
this is the first day i ever saw this reminder
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Nov 21, 2014 11:35
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- plehsistential
- Jan 29, 2012
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death to all avatar havers
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why is goku not up on the poll?
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Nov 21, 2014 11:39
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- Vorik
- Mar 27, 2014
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seems like the op actually typed all that poo poo up lmao
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Nov 21, 2014 11:52
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- lonesomedwarf
- Mar 22, 2010
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lmao
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Nov 21, 2014 12:51
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- a hole-y ghost
- May 10, 2010
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The Scene:
your butt
The Players:
my penis
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Nov 21, 2014 22:35
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- Inexplicable Humblebrag
- Sep 20, 2003
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6EoRBvdVPQ
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Nov 21, 2014 22:50
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- Lonos Oboe
- Jun 7, 2014
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Op needs to make this a radio play and perform it.
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Nov 22, 2014 11:24
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